Soul Land: Sharing the Primeval Lord of Heaven's Cultivation
Chapter 2

Beating Tang San Senseless

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Beating Tang San Senseless

After dealing with those who had bullied him, Chen Ping'an set off for Shrek Academy.

According to the course of events, it was now Shrek Academy's enrollment period.

Outside Suotuo City in the Balak Kingdom.

By the time Chen Ping'an arrived at Shrek Academy's entrance, a long line had already formed.

The most eye-catching were two people dressed in pink and blue.

"With clothes that distinctive, they must be Tang San and Xiao Wu."

Chen Ping'an sized the two of them up.

Back in Holy Soul Village, he had never interacted with Tang San.

Now that he was meeting him for the first time, he somehow felt that Tang San was nothing more than a hypocrite.

"The system said I need to join Shrek Academy. If I become a teacher at Shrek Academy, wouldn't I be able to torment Tang San directly?"

Chen Ping'an recalled the original story.

Their final entrance examination was Zhao Wuji's test. If he joined Shrek Academy now, he could crush Tang San outright.

As Chen Ping'an plotted inwardly, he soon arrived at the headmaster's office.

"Flender!"

Flender, who had been leisurely resting in his rocking chair, was instantly startled.

He was a level seventy-eight Soul Saint, yet someone had suddenly barged into his room without him noticing.

"May I ask who Your Excellency is?"

Flender looked Chen Ping'an over from head to toe, unable to discern his rank.

But anyone who could enter his room silently without being noticed had to be a Titled Douluo!

Flender desperately racked his brain. He shouldn't have offended any powerful figures.

Besides, it was impossible for a Titled Douluo to appear in such a remote place.

Chen Ping'an smiled. "Chen Ping'an. You may also call me Immortal Slaying Douluo."

Upon hearing Chen Ping'an's words, Flender was instantly terrified.

The other party really was a Titled Douluo!

Flender asked tremblingly, "May I ask what brings Your Excellency to Shrek Academy?"

"From now on, I am a teacher at Shrek Academy."

Chen Ping'an patted Flender on the shoulder and left.

Flender was left alone in utter confusion.

Their academy had somehow gained a teacher at the Titled Douluo level.

"Could it be that I'm not awake yet?"

Flender shook his head and fiercely slapped himself across the face.

His face instantly burned with pain.

Only then did he realize he was not dreaming.

Ding. Congratulations, Host, for completing the mission and successfully joining Shrek Academy. Mission completion reward: A full set of Ten Thousand Year Soul Bones has been issued.

The instant Chen Ping'an stepped out of the room, the system prompt sounded. This meant Flender had agreed to let him join Shrek Academy.

Ding. New mission: Beat Tang San until his head is bloodied. Mission completion reward: Share 0.001 seconds of Primeval Lord of Heaven's cultivation.

"Heh heh heh~"

The moment he heard this mission, Chen Ping'an became excited.

Before his transmigration, this was the kind of scene he could only see in novels. Now, it was finally his turn.

At this moment, Zhao Wuji stood with his hands behind his back, facing away from Tang San and the others, while Tang San's group discussed their strategy.

"Zhao Wuji, go stand to the side. I'll examine them."

Chen Ping'an patted Zhao Wuji on the shoulder and tossed him aside as though he were throwing a chicken.

"You're courting death!"

The enraged Zhao Wuji was just about to rush over and teach Chen Ping'an a lesson when Flender forced him back down.

"Old Zhao, this is our academy's new teacher. Leave the fourth test to him."

Flender was basically certain that Chen Ping'an was a Titled Douluo.

But he still harbored some doubts.

It would be even better if he could glean something from this battle. Letting Zhao Wuji step aside was a good thing too.

Dai Mubai was also stunned when he saw how young Chen Ping'an was, then looked toward Flender.

"Headmaster, this..."

Dai Mubai looked at Flender. Anyone capable of tossing Zhao Wuji away with one hand was certainly no ordinary person.

He was afraid the man had come to cause trouble.

But Flender merely nodded, signaling for him to proceed.

"You lot, stop discussing it. Hurry up and let me see what you can do."

Chen Ping'an could no longer wait.

No matter how much they discussed, the result would be the same.

Hearing this, Tang San looked over and saw how young the examining teacher was. He instantly relaxed.

He was so young that no matter how strong he was, he could not be much stronger than Dai Mubai.

"Now that the teacher has changed, our chances of winning are even greater. We'll knock him down within the time it takes to burn an incense stick."

"Okay!"

Xiao Wu and Ning Rongrong both nodded. Zhu Zhuqing, who had remained silent the whole time, also agreed with Tang San's arrangement.

"Begin!" Tang San nodded at Dai Mubai.

Dai Mubai then lit an incense stick.

"The examination begins. Endure for the time it takes to burn an incense stick against this teacher, and you pass."

The moment Dai Mubai finished speaking, Ning Rongrong was the first to act.

"Seven Treasures Turn, Glazed Pagoda Appears."

Ning Rongrong spun once on the spot, and dazzling seven-colored light immediately burst from her body. The light gathered in her right palm as a seven-colored treasure pagoda slowly emerged.

Ning Rongrong smiled as two yellow soul rings rose beneath her feet.

"The Seven Treasures have a name: first, Strength!"

The first soul ring rose and enveloped the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Pagoda.

Ning Rongrong pointed at the three of them one by one with her left hand, and three streams of colored light enveloped them.

In an instant, a warm current poured into their bodies.

They immediately felt their entire bodies brimming with strength, while even the Soul Power within them surged.

"The Seven Treasures have a name: second, Speed!"

Immediately afterward, three more streams of colored light shot into the three of them.

"This Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Pagoda is awesome. With my current strength, dealing with this young teacher will be a piece of cake."

With both his speed and strength increased by thirty percent, Tang San's confidence swelled, and he immediately became full of himself.

He completely ignored their earlier plan.

He charged forward first, wanting to show off.

"First Soul SkillBlue Silver Entanglement!"

Several vines rose from the ground and instantly wrapped around Chen Ping'an.

"Heh."

Chen Ping'an smiled disdainfully. Just as Tang San was about to approach him—

The vines binding him instantly exploded. Chen Ping'an extended his large hand, seized Tang San by the head, and hurled him into the distance.

Tang San's face slammed into the ground with such force that it smashed a huge crater into the earth.

At that exact moment, Chen Ping'an sensed an inexplicable killing intent bearing down on him.

There was no need to guess. It was Tang Hao.

The killing intent lasted only an instant before vanishing without a trace.

"A level twenty-nine Soul Master is only this much. I'll consider you to have passed the examination."

Chen Ping'an waved a hand and strode away. The rest of them were of no interest to him.

Ding. Congratulations, Host, for completing the mission. Tang San has been beaten until his head was bloodied and he fell unconscious. Mission completion reward: Share 0.01 seconds of Primeval Lord of Heaven's cultivation has been issued.

After Chen Ping'an left, Xiao Wu hurriedly went to help her Third Brother up.

When she turned Tang San over, she found his face covered in blood. He had long since fallen unconscious.

"Call Xiao Ao over. Mubai, take him to get treated."

Flender sighed and looked into the distance.

He had also sensed that killing intent in that instant.

An ominous feeling rose in his heart.

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