Douluo's Peerless: Xiao Wu, My Maid! Tang San Weeps with Rage
Chapter 33

Divine Soul-Guide Atomic Bomb! Legendary Strawberry-Scented Yoga Pants! Divine Soul Spirit Heart-Link Lock!

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Xiao Xiao subconsciously glanced at Xiao Wu standing behind Jiang Ziming and found that Xiao Wu was looking at her too. The two girls' gazes met in midair for a moment.

Xiao Wu gently nodded at Xiao Xiao.

Xiao Xiao froze for a moment, then subconsciously nodded back.

Jiang Ziming's maid was really beautiful, and she looked so gentle too...

Xiao Xiao couldn't help thinking.

In the end, everyone got to eat Huo Yuhao's grilled fish to their heart's content.

The fish grilled over charcoal was crispy on the outside and tender within. Sprinkled with special spices, it smelled enticing and tasted delicious.

Jiang Ziming ate three fish in a row before setting down his chopsticks in satisfaction.

"Yuhao, your grilled fish truly lives up to its reputation."

He praised him sincerely.

Huo Yuhao scratched his head sheepishly.

"You flatter me... I'm glad you like it!"

Xiao Xiao sat beside them, holding a skewer of grilled fish and taking small bites.

When she heard Jiang Ziming praise the grilled fish, she hesitated for a moment before muttering softly with a blush, "Actually... compared to grilled fish, Ziming's carrots taste even better."

Her voice was quiet, but everyone at the table heard it.

Wang Donger froze for a moment, then burst out laughing.

"Xiao Xiao, are you finding a roundabout way to praise Jiang Ziming?"

Xiao Xiao's face instantly reddened even further. She hurriedly lowered her head, pretending to focus on her fish.

"I-I'm just telling the truth! Maybe everyone has different tastes. Of course, Yuhao's grilled fish is really delicious too!"

Jiang Ziming smiled and gently ruffled her hair.

"Alright, alright, I get it. If you're craving something later, don't stand on ceremony with me."

Even Xiao Xiao's ears had turned red. She gave a slight nod.

After they finished the grilled fish and returned to their dormitory, night had already enveloped Shrek.

Xiao Wu took the clothes the young man had changed out of, tied on an apron, and went to the sink to wash them.

Her movements were practiced and gentle, and her rabbit ears swayed softly with each motion.

Under the dim yellow light, her focused appearance was tranquil and peaceful.

After Jiang Ziming finished bathing, he changed into loose pajamas, lay leisurely on the bed, and closed his eyes.

He brought up the system panel and began reviewing the emotion points he had accumulated over the past few days.

Recently, whether it was Tang San far away in the Divine Realm or the teachers and students at school, none of them had been as easy to harvest emotion points from as before.

After all, even the most shocking scenes became ordinary after seeing them too often.

The students had gradually become immune to the fact that "Jiang Ziming had flexed on me again."

As for Tang San, he seemed to be growing increasingly skilled at the art of out of sight, out of mind. The frequency of his spying had clearly dropped.

But even so, after so many days of accumulation, along with those major harvests from the freshman assessment, Jiang Ziming's total emotion points had still reached a number that surprised even him.

215,784.

He stared at that number for a moment, then the corners of his lips curved upward slightly.

Two hundred and fifteen thousand, seven hundred and eighty-four emotion points!

That came out to more than two hundred ten-pulls!

Without the slightest hesitation, he began drawing all at once.

Before his eyes, prompts from the "All-Kinds Lottery" began flashing wildly.

Lights of every color lit up in succession—white, green, blue, purple...

Like a dazzling fireworks show, they bloomed one after another within his spiritual sea.

Just like before, most of the draws were worthless junk that was barely worth mentioning.

Ordinary carrot seeds, low-grade pills, plain water, and the like—he could not even be bothered to inspect them closely before storing them away with a single click.

However, as the number of draws increased, purple light began appearing more frequently.

Things like the Obedient Carrot and Strict Father Talisman Paper appeared several more times.

He was already fairly familiar with these items. They were not top-tier, but they were extremely useful in specific situations.

For instance, they could be used against ungrateful bastards like Dai Huabin to harvest emotion points mercilessly.

But soon, Jiang Ziming discovered that the All-Kinds Lottery seemed to have finally added some new items this time.

Several "purple rewards" he had never seen before appeared one after another before him.

["Inner Voice Projector" ×3!] (Can instantly amplify a target's "inner voice," allowing everyone nearby to hear it clearly. Duration: five minutes. All emotion points generated during this period will belong to the host.)

Jiang Ziming's eyes lit up.

This item was rather interesting.

As the saying went, the human heart was hard to fathom. If he used this item on some sanctimonious fellow in public...

Once that person's true thoughts were exposed for all to see, the scene would surely be spectacular.

["Sensory Link Doll" ×2!] (Can bind to a target. For thirty minutes, the doll and target will share their "senses." If the doll suffers "severe injury," the "sharing effect" will immediately end. All emotion points caused by the doll during this period will belong to the host.)

This item had even broader applications.

Using it directly to torture someone was a little immoral, but against enemies or to discipline disobedient people, it was practically a divine artifact.

["Homework: Master's Task" ×2!] (Can impose a "master's task" on a target. The content of the "task" cannot exceed certain limits, but the target will be forced to complete it. All emotion points generated during this period will belong to the host.)

It was another rule-based item. Even if Tang San himself came, he would still have to obediently complete a round of Homework: Master's Task.

Jiang Ziming nodded in satisfaction.

These new items seemed no worse than the Strict Father Talisman Paper and Obedient Carrot.

However, the main event was yet to come.

After the purple light, several dazzling golden lights exploded within his spiritual sea just as they had before.

Brand-new "golden rewards" appeared one after another before Jiang Ziming.

["Divine Soul-Guide Atomic Bomb" ×1!] (Strike radius: approximately eight kilometers. Within the core blast zone, can slay a first-class god!)

Jiang Ziming's pupils suddenly contracted.

A bomb capable of killing gods?

He still remembered that ten thousand years later, Yun Ming, the Sky-Crossing Douluo, had been slain by a similar soul tool. But his own seemed even more outrageous. Forget Limit Douluo—even first-class gods could be severely injured by it!

If the day ever came when he had to confront enemies from the Divine Realm head-on, then before he had fully developed, this atomic bomb might become one of his greatest trump cards.

["Legendary Strawberry-Scented Yoga Pants" ×1!] (Legendary-grade armor, exuding the fragrance of strawberries. Can withstand a full-force strike from a first-class god!) ["Divine Soul Spirit Heart-Link Lock" ×2!] (Can form a "heart-link contract" with a soul spirit of any age. Once the contract is formed, both sides will be connected in mind and will never betray one another!)

Jiang Ziming looked at this reward and fell silent for a moment.

This Heart-Link Lock could directly bypass the lengthy adjustment period, allowing the host and soul spirit to achieve mental connection in an instant, saving him the trouble of communicating with the soul spirit.

And there were two of them?

In the Extreme North, there really did seem to be two powerful fierce beasts about to emerge, didn't there?

The young man gave a soft hum, as though he already understood why the system had drawn out the Heart-Link Lock.

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