Adding 100,000 Years: My Bald Head Conquers the Supernatural
Chapter 13

Humanoid Tank's First Collision

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Above the abandoned chemical plant, dark clouds churned ceaselessly like ink.

A potent stench of decay mingled with the acrid smell of industrial waste, forming a nauseating miasma that blanketed the dead zone.

In the open space at the center of the plant, the scene was enough to make one's scalp crawl!

Over a hundred zombies, their skin a deep green and covered in short, stiff green fur, were rigidly yet swiftly assembling like puppets controlled by invisible strings!

A faint green ghost-fire flickered in their eyes, and they spewed sickly green toxic mist from their mouths, emitting low, suppressed roars.

A dense, yin energy gathered above their heads, forming a sickly green canopy.

At the very forefront of this green zombie tide stood an exceptionally tall figure.

"Hairy Zombie (Grade B)!"

It stood nearly three meters tall, as imposing as a mountain!

Thick, steel-needle-like black hair covered its entire body, trembling slightly in the cold wind.

The exposed skin had a metallic, bluish-black hue, and its muscles were as knotted as rocks.

Two massive tusks protruded from its lips, dripping corrosive saliva. Most striking was the giant, rust-covered, dark red-crusted... cleaver it gripped tightly in its hand!

The cleaver's edge glinted with an ominous cold light, radiating a powerful aura of bloodlust and malevolence!

Like a general, it directed the green zombie legion, letting out low roars.

The green zombie horde surged in response, like a pack of beasts about to charge, their target clearly the city!

"It's over... we're all done for..."

On the roof of a distant abandoned factory building, Chen Tao lowered his high-powered binoculars. His face was ashen, and his body trembled uncontrollably. "A hundred green zombies... led by a weapon-wielding hairy zombie! Grade B! How can we possibly stop this? Linjiang is finished!"

Captain Zhang and several elite team members were also pale.

A Grade B hairy zombie, with bronze skin and iron bones, possessed immense strength, was immune to ordinary solar-powered artifacts, and moved with terrifying speed! Combined with the poisonous aura generated by a hundred green zombies, it was practically a killing machine!

The Special Affairs Bureau's main forces were tied up dealing with other more severe anomalies, and their small group was nowhere near enough to make a difference!

Despair, like a cold tide, washed over everyone.

"Stop? Why should we stop?"

A cold, metallic voice suddenly rang out.

Everyone whipped their heads around!

Fang Gang had appeared behind them at some unknown point. The dawn light pierced the clouds, falling upon him.

The deep, black brand on his arm was completely suppressed, his dark gold vertical pupils closed. His light golden bald head reflected a hard, cold sheen under the light.

He glanced at the assembled green zombie legion below, his gaze sweeping over the hairy zombie leader wielding the cleaver, the corner of his mouth curling into a cold, ferocious arc, like a predator spotting its prey.

"Evolution points... delivered right to my doorstep."

"Saves me the trouble of looking for them."

Before his words had even finished!

BOOM—!!!

Beneath Fang Gang's feet, the solid concrete rooftop exploded like tofu! Rubble shot backward like cannonballs!

His body vanished in an instant! All that remained was a circle of expanding white airwaves and a deafening sonic boom!

The next moment!

Like a meteor from the heavens!

A faint golden figure tore through the dense, putrid zombie miasma, carrying a berserk momentum that crushed everything in its path, smashing directly into the densest core of the green zombie legion!

BOOM—!!!!

An indescribable impact! The very earth trembled violently as if trampled by an ancient behemoth! A terrifying shockwave radiated outward in a ring from the point of impact!

Puff! Puff! Puff! Puff!

The first dozen green zombies to take the direct hit, without even time to scream, were instantly ripped to shreds by this pure, brute, nonsensical physical force, like tattered sacks hit by a high-speed train!

Viscous, dark green gore, shattered internal organs, and broken bones sprayed outward like a torrential downpour! A large area was instantly cleared!

Dust and blood mist billowed into the sky!

The charging momentum of the entire green zombie legion was brutally halted by this terrifying blow from the heavens! All the green zombies were sent staggering, letting out terrified roars!

As the dust settled slightly.

Fang Gang's figure reappeared. He stood at the center of a deep crater several meters in diameter, surrounded by the mangled remains of green zombies.

His faint golden protective aura flowed gently, completely unstained by blood. He had impacted the earth head-on and was completely unharmed!

He slowly raised his head, his cold gaze piercing through the dust, locking onto the hairy zombie leader, whose face was a mixture of rage and shock, still clutching the massive cleaver!

"ROAR—!!!" The hairy zombie leader was utterly enraged! Being provoked by mere "food" like this drove it into a frenzy!

It violently swung the heavy, blood-crusted cleaver, creating a terrifying shriek as it tore through the air, whipping up a foul, gusting wind, and brought it crashing down towards Fang Gang in the pit!

Where the blade pointed, space itself seemed on the verge of being cleaved open!

Faced with a terrifying strike that could cleave a tank, Fang Gang's eyes showed no fluctuation. Instead, a strong desire for validation arose!

"Eight Extremes Suppressing Prison Force!"

He roared inwardly, channeling the Dragon-Elephant Prajna Skill! A heavy, overbearing boxing intent, as if capable of suppressing the eight directions of hell, instantly coalesced!

He didn't choose to meet the cleaver head-on. Instead, he pushed off the ground! The edge of the deep pit cracked again! Ghostly speed!

His body moved as if teleporting. At the very moment the cleaver was about to fall, he slid past the cold blade by the narrowest of margins! The intense smell of blood almost filled his nostrils!

Simultaneously, his right fist, like an ancient beast breaking free from its chains, carrying a low growl that seemed to emanate from the depths of hell, slammed hard into the Hairy Zombie leader's exposed waist and ribs, covered in thick black fur, which had been revealed as it swung its blade!

Above his fist, a blood-and-qi aura as fierce as lava spun and compressed madly! It faintly formed the phantom image of a miniature, burning golden-red elephant head!

"Break!"

BANG——!!!!

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His fist landed squarely on the Hairy Zombie's ribs!

CRACK——!!!

A bone-cracking explosion, grating to the ear, sounded like thunder!

The Hairy Zombie's ribs, tough enough to withstand cannon fire, were as fragile as rotten wood before the terrifying penetration and all-consuming yang-qi of the Eight Extremes Suppressing Prison Force! Its entire waist instantly caved inward, forming a massive indentation!

HISS HISS HISS——!!!

Dark red yang-qi, like maggots clinging to bone, surged into the Hairy Zombie's body through the wound! Wherever it passed, the dense black fur instantly withered and burned!

The tough muscles and bones emitted the piercing sound of being consumed by fire! The smell of roasted meat mixed with the stench of decay spread!

"ROOOOAR—!!!"

The Hairy Zombie leader let out an unprecedented, piercing howl! The sound was filled with pain and disbelief!

The giant cleaver in its hand clattered to the ground as it lost its grip! Its burly body, as if hit by a high-speed train, lifted off the ground and slammed violently into a massive, abandoned reaction tank behind it!

BOOM!

The heavy metal tank was deeply dented! The Hairy Zombie was embedded in the dent, its waist and abdomen scorched black and a mess, viscous dark green zombie blood gushing out like a fountain!

The green flames in its eyes flickered violently, filled with pain and… terror!

One punch! Just one punch! A Grade B Hairy Zombie, critically wounded and near death!

"Hiss—!" Chen Tao and the others on the distant rooftop sucked in a sharp breath, their eyes almost bulging out! They knew Fang Gang was fierce, but they hadn't expected him to be this fierce!

He crippled a Grade B Hairy Zombie with one punch?! Was he even human?!

Fang Gang shook his fist, feeling the terrifying suppression of the Eight Extremes Suppressing Prison Force against yin and evil beings, his eyes shining even brighter.

His gaze swept over the surrounding Green Zombies, who were stunned into temporary inaction, not daring to approach. A hint of disdain touched his lips.

"Warm-up complete."

"Time to clear the area!"

He no longer paid attention to the heavily injured Hairy Zombie. His body once again turned into a pale golden lightning bolt tearing through the air, charging into the Green Zombie horde!

This time, he didn't use the Eight Extremes Suppressing Prison Force. Instead, it was pure physical strength crushing them!

Bang! He threw out a punch! A Green Zombie's head exploded!

Thud! A shoulder charge! Three Green Zombies were sent flying like bowling pins, disintegrating in mid-air!

Crack! A sweeping kick! A row of Green Zombies snapped in half at the waist!

He was like a steel behemoth charging into a wheat field. Wherever he went, Green Zombies shattered and exploded like paper! Not a single Green Zombie could stop him for even a second! His figure streaked through the zombie horde, leaving afterimages. Every appearance was accompanied by the wails and explosions of Green Zombies!

Dark green filth and shattered bones and organs splashed everywhere, completely dyeing the open space into a battlefield of carnage!

[Ding! Killed Green Zombie… Gained Evolution Point +10… +10… +10…]

[Ding! Killed…]

The system prompts sounded like a steady drumbeat!

In just a few minutes!

Hundreds of ferocious Green Zombies were slaughtered by Fang Gang alone, mowed down like grass! The ground was a mess, with only the critically wounded Hairy Zombie leader still embedded in the reaction tank, letting out faint hisses.

Fang Gang stood amidst the mountain of corpses and sea of blood, his bald head and robes unstained, radiating hot white steam, the result of his rapidly circulating qi and blood. He slowly walked towards the Hairy Zombie leader.

Fear and malice filled the Hairy Zombie's eyes as it struggled to climb out.

"My advice…" Fang Gang walked up to it, looking down at it condescendingly, his voice icy cold, "is to get more calcium when you reincarnate next time!"

Before he finished speaking, he raised his foot and stomped down hard on the Hairy Zombie's head, covered in dense black fur!

SPLAT——!!!

Like crushing a ripe watermelon!

Red, white, and green filth sprayed violently onto the dented metal tank! The Hairy Zombie's hiss abruptly ceased!

[Ding! Killed 'Hairy Zombie Leader (Grade B)'! Gained Evolution Points +200!]

[Ding! Absorbed Yin energy, converted to Evolution Points +15! Current Evolution Points: 100 + ? (Estimate: Killed approximately 100 Green Zombies, 100*10=1000 points, Hairy Zombie 200 points, absorbed about 15 points, total gain approximately 1215 points! Current accumulated: 100 + 1215 = 1315 points!)]

1315 points! Fang Gang's eyes blazed with sharp light! Enough to push one of his two major cultivation techniques to completion!

"Brother! That was incredible! Absolutely f***ing incredible!"

Chen Tao and the others scrambled over, looking at the hellish scene before them and Fang Gang standing tall amidst it. They were so excited they could barely speak. "One man wiped out a whole army! A human tank! I'll apply for a 'Steel Head' medal for you as soon as I get back! No! A 'Human Weapon' medal!"

Fang Gang ignored Chen Tao's excitement. He sank his consciousness into the system, preparing to allocate points. But just then—

Woooo—wooo—wooo—

A strange, ethereal flute melody, like a chorus of countless agonized screams, sounded out of nowhere above the dead-silent chemical plant! The melody carried a strong mental impact and a… peculiar calming power?

Following the flute melody, deep within the chemical plant, at an unremarkable sewage pipe opening, a viscous, ink-black shadow writhed violently!

An aura far colder, more violent than that of a Hairy Zombie, filled with a dense scent of blood and battlefield killing intent, erupted powerfully!

[Warning! Detected high-level Yin energy aggregation reaction! 'Blood Fiend Corpse Puppet (Grade A)' is awakening! Threat Level: A!]

[Traits: Blood Fiend Domain (Corrosion/Rage), Battlefield Killing Intent (Mental Impact/Armor Piercing)!]

[Detected mental interference source (flute melody)! Suspected controller!]

"Wh-what?!" Chen Tao's smile froze instantly on his face as he looked in horror at the pipe opening where the shadow writhed. "There's more?! Grade A?!"

Fang Gang abruptly turned his head, his pale golden irises locking onto the terrifying entity coalescing within the depths of the shadow. He then looked towards the direction of the flute melody—the very top of the chemical plant's tallest smokestack!

There, a blurry figure cloaked in shadow seemed to be present!

The deep black Grudge Pupil brand on his arm, stimulated by both the flute melody and the Blood Fiend Corpse Puppet's aura, writhed intensely!

The dark golden vertical pupil at its end actually… opened a sliver of its gap! Another, even colder and more greedy, intention emanated from it!

"Heh…" Fang Gang licked his lips, his eyes burning with even fiercer fighting spirit and ferocity than before. "Buy one, get one free?"

"This trip… was worth it!"

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