"Kushina, listen to my excuse—ah... no! Listen to my explanation! This, this is how it happened..."
"Don't hit me, don't hit me! My brain short-circuited back then, and I couldn't react for a moment. I just instinctively—ow—"
"Don't bite, don't bite! You can't bite there! Something will happen!"
"..."
The bedroom was utter chaos as Kushina and Wuye rolled all over the floor.
Mikoto watched with great interest for a while, then calmly began making the bed as if nothing had happened.
She seemed to have just heard something rather incredible...
The Nine-Tails...
She had never expected Kushina to be the Nine-Tails' jinchuriki.
She decided to forget about it as quickly as possible...
Uchiha Mikoto's gaze toward Hyuga Wuye was soft, gentle and moving as water.
She knew Wuye had not avoided the subject because he trusted her deeply.
Still...
Her willow-like brows curved as she thought it over. That legendary, exceptionally evil Nine-Tailed Fox... seemed rather silly.
Everyone knew not to meddle blindly in the affairs of married couples or lovers.
After all, they might quarrel at the head of the bed and make up at its foot, leaving the person who sowed discord disliked by both sides.
Oh... it wasn't a person...
"Mmph? Mmmph!"
At a certain moment, Hyuga Wuye seized an opportunity, rolled over, and pinned Kushina beneath him.
He sealed her little mouth with a kiss and wrapped both arms tightly around her waist, preventing her from throwing any more punches.
Up and down, in and out, he employed both his finest massage skills and kissing techniques.
"Kushina, I really didn't mean to use genjutsu on you..."
"You... mmph!"
"Forgive me, okay? I'll never do it again..."
"I won't... mmm... mm..."
"Kushina, you're the prettiest, cutest, most understanding, and best!"
"Hmph... mmm... huff..."
After that combination