"Kushina, you really know how to talk..."
Wuye grabbed a slice of grilled meat and stuffed it into Kushina's mouth.
"Mmph!"
Kushina slapped him irritably, forced to chew before she could speak.
Konan watched him gloomily from across the table. "Was I really the one who seduced you?"
"No, no, I was the problem. I took the initiative to seduce my female disciple..."
Without another word, Wuye stuffed a slice of grilled meat into Konan's mouth as well.
But it did not work very well, because Kushina spoke up again. "Shameless!"
"Mhm."
Chewing did not stop Konan from nodding and giving a soft hum of agreement.
The barbecue meal ended with Wuye scrambling to fend off attacks from both sides. At last, under Akimichi Torifu's amused gaze as he watched the show, Kushina and Konan escorted him out, one on each side.
Naturally, there was no need to pay for the barbecue.
In fact, whenever Wuye ate anywhere in Konoha now, no restaurant charged him.
He himself represented the greatest source of traffic in Konoha. Any shop he visited received free advertising, and the flood of customers afterward was enough to make them a fortune.
Some quick-witted shop owners even specifically introduced their restaurants to Wuye beneath the Hokage Building.
Eventually, it became customary for every famous shop in Konoha to post its own little advertisement behind the bulletin board beneath the Hokage Building.
Then, whenever he had the time, Wuye would take a look and choose somewhere he wanted to eat.
Gradually, someone even created a food index ranking based on how often the Hokage visited each establishment. First place naturally went to the one he ate at most often...
It was a truly unique creation in the ninja world.
"Konan, Wuye's engagement banquet is tonight. Do you want