Tang God-King's Humiliation: Falling into a Cesspit

Just...

What came next was rather disgusting, so Ling Xiao did not want the Ice and Snow Emperors to follow him.

Ling Xiao could only refuse again.

"Don't worry, Mom. There won't be any danger. I'll be back soon."

Snow Empress frowned slightly. "No, I'm coming with you."

Ling Xiao refused again. "There's really no need, Mom. I'll be back very soon."

Snow Empress's face instantly turned cold.

"Ling Xiao! You're grown up now, so you won't even listen to your mother anymore?!"

Ice Empress could sense that Snow Empress was genuinely angry now.

It was anger from the bottom of her heart, a mother's worry for her child transformed into fury.

Snow Empress was so angry because the enemy they faced this time was a god.

A being at the level of a God-King.

If Ling Xiao was even slightly careless, he could very well be instantly erased by his opponent.

The danger this time had increased severalfold. Snow Empress could not possibly let him go alone.

Sensing the tense atmosphere, Ice Empress walked over to Ling Xiao and lowered her voice.

"Little Ling Xiao, tell me what you want to do. Why won't you let us come along?"

At this point, Ling Xiao knew that he could only tell the truth.

He then said, "Actually... I want to throw the God-Sealing Platform into a latrine."

"..."

The Ice and Snow Emperors froze at the same time, and the entire place instantly fell silent.

"Throw it into... what?"

Ice Empress's voice was uncertain, as though she had heard something unbelievable.

"A latrine."

Ling Xiao said without changing expression, "Because I want to thoroughly disgust this wisp of divine sense."

"..."

Looking at Ling Xiao's utterly serious face, the two of them did not know what to say for a moment.

At last, the Ice and Snow Emperors understood why Ling Xiao had not wanted them to follow.

Because it really was rather disgusting.

Ice Empress's eyelids twitched. "Little Ling Xiao... you really are vicious."

As for Snow Empress beside him...

After hearing Ling Xiao's answer,

Snow Empress's expression gradually softened, and a complicated glint flashed deep within her eyes.

"I thought it was something serious. So it was only such a small matter."

"All I have to do is stand farther away, right? Was there really any need to stop us from coming along..."

Ling Xiao was slightly stunned. He had not expected Snow Empress to still insist on following.

Clearly, no matter what Ling Xiao was going to do, Snow Empress had made up her mind to stay with him.

Even if she only stood in the distance and waited, she was unwilling to let Ling Xiao leave her sight.

Ling Xiao sighed helplessly.

"Fine, Mom can come along, but remember to stay far away!"

"Got it."

Snow Empress replied indifferently.

The two of them left.

Ice Empress stayed behind to watch over the Immortal Herbs, preventing them from taking the chance to escape.

Ling Xiao found a small village.

Though there were not many people in the village, it still had the most basic living facilities.

Including a latrine.

Before Ling Xiao even got close to the latrine, a pungent stench assaulted his face.

Snow Empress had said she would follow him earlier, but now she stopped from a great distance away.

It was about a hundred meters away.

Ling Xiao turned back and said to Snow Empress,

"Mom, don't come any closer. Just wait here."

Snow Empress nodded slightly.

Then she remained where she was.

As Ling Xiao walked toward the latrine, he took out the God-Sealing Platform.

The God-Sealing Platform felt faintly cool in his palm, and the formation on its surface still flickered dimly.

Tang San's divine sense within the God-Sealing Platform was still frantically striking against its seal.

Tang San's voice emerged from within, carrying a trace of vigilance and anger.

"You... what are you trying to do now?!"

He sensed the external surroundings. A nauseating stench filled the air.

Tang San's divine sense instinctively felt uneasy.

Ling Xiao's tone was teasing.

"Who would have thought? Who would have thought..."

"That the pure and immaculate Tang God-King would one day stumble and fall into a cesspit."

"I hope you enjoy the smell inside."

The moment he heard that, Tang San's divine sense instantly understood Ling Xiao's intentions.

This damned soul beast actually intended to throw him into a pit of excrement!

"No—!"

Tang San's divine sense let out a mournful howl.

"You can't do this!"

"I am the Sea God! I am the Asura God! I am a God-King with twin god positions! How dare you?!"

"I swear! I will kill you! This God-King will definitely kill you!"

Tang San shouted so loudly that even Ling Xiao found it irritating.

"Enough, enough. Great Sea God, hurry up and control the sewage inside!"

To stop Tang San from continuing his clamor, Ling Xiao once again poured lightning into the God-Sealing Platform.

"Urgh, urgh, urgh..."

"No—! You can't do this! This God-King will definitely kill you!"

He wanted Tang San to experience electrocution while savoring the cesspit's unique fragrance.

Ling Xiao was also extremely curious: after this wisp of divine sense returned to the main body,

what kind of twisted expression would that pure and immaculate Tang God-King wear?

With a thud, the God-Sealing Platform fell into the cesspit.

Only Ling Xiao could do something like this—throwing away a ninth-grade Soul Tool without a second thought.

So...

Tang San was only staying in there for a while, but Ling Xiao had lost a ninth-grade Soul Tool!

Inside the God-Sealing Platform,

after Tang San sensed the arc of the throw, he immediately began cutting off all his senses.

His tone carried a hint of smugness.

"Hehe! You think such a petty trick can get to me? I am the great Sea God."

However, the instant Tang San began blocking his senses, heavenly lightning happened to strike him.

"Oh no! Urgh, urgh, urgh..."

That tingling sensation instantly shattered Tang San's sensory defenses.

Tang San clearly sensed the sights and smells unique to the bottom of a cesspit.

"Blech! Blech!"

Thus, the pure and immaculate Tang God-King finally entered the darkest moment of his life.

Whenever he blocked his senses, heavenly lightning struck him, while the cesspit's stench rushed straight into his mind.

"Urgh, urgh, urgh... Ahh..."

"Blech! Blech!"

"Urgh, urgh, urgh... Ohh..."

"Blech! Blech!"

After throwing Tang San into the cesspit, Ling Xiao returned to Snow Empress in the distance.

If nothing unexpected happened, Tang San's divine sense would have to remain inside for several months.

Unless...

Tang San could master the power of sewage, in which case he could come out early.

For a Sea God, that did not seem particularly difficult.

As Ling Xiao was about to return to Snow Empress's side, Snow Empress directly raised a hand to stop him from coming closer.

"What is it, Mom?"

Ling Xiao looked somewhat puzzled.

Snow Empress simply waved her hand, and a burst of frost washed Ling Xiao clean.

Ling Xiao smiled helplessly.

"And you're still smiling!"

Snow Empress said coldly,

"Remember to take a bath when we get back. Otherwise, don't sleep with Mom."

Ling Xiao quickly nodded upon hearing that.

If this incident meant he could not sleep with Snow Empress, then this trip would have been a huge loss!

After Snow Empress finished doing all that, the two of them returned to the Ice and Fire Yin Yang Well.