Gifting Techniques to All Realms: I Am the Great Dao Lord!
Chapter 49

Blow Up the Cultivation Chamber Again! [Bonus Chapter 8]

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"Thank you, Sect Master, for imparting your teachings!"

More than a dozen people below were stunned for only a moment before performing a disciple's salute and bowing to Tang Dongyang.

What kind of bearing was this?

Even Gu Yuan, standing to one side, admired Tang Dongyang's actions.

Not just anyone could unreservedly offer up the techniques they had comprehended.

"No need for such courtesy. This is the opportunity you deserve."

Tang Dongyang waved a hand, seeming not to take the matter to heart.

"The Azure Mountain Sect is still waiting to be rebuilt. Even after the sect is completed, you will be its backbone. Just cultivate diligently."

His only requirement was that they cultivate diligently?

At once, the people who already admired Tang Dongyang felt even greater reverence for him.

A good man!

He really was a good man!

I'm staying in the Azure Mountain Sect for the rest of my life!

"I've printed these manuals. Everyone gets three."

Tang Dongyang rose to his feet, went behind the high seat, carried over a cardboard box, and placed it among them.

Thank goodness for advanced technology. It saved them the time of copying everything out by hand.

The printed manuals did somewhat ruin the atmosphere of cultivation. They looked like trashy manuals bought online—no, even online trash came with packaging.

Since they were all modern people, no one cared too much about what the manuals looked like.

As long as they could cultivate and become stronger, that was enough.

The group began lining up to collect them, three books per person. It looked just like an elementary school handing out textbooks.

Those who received the manuals immediately began reading their contents.

Quite a few passages were profoundly mysterious, enough to intoxicate the reader.

Can I learn them too?

The thought flashed through Gu Yuan's mind. He floated around several people, craning his head to read the manuals.

As a mysterious aggregate entity, Gu Yuan possessed exceptional memory. As they flipped through the pages, he memorized everything alongside them.

They really were quite good.

Even in Cangyuan Palace, they would have counted as three decent manuals.

But they were of no use to him.

He tried cultivating with the manuals, but nothing happened.

Something was still missing, seemingly the final few layers.

So that was it. Tang Dongyang had still held something back.

What a pity for these manuals.

Perhaps once his cultivation advanced further, he could use his power of guidance to imprint them into the minds of inheritors.

Shaking his head, Gu Yuan continued reading.

"Do not reveal today's events to anyone else. If you wish to cultivate these manuals, go to the back mountain."

After giving a few simple instructions, Tang Dongyang stopped paying attention to them. With his hands clasped behind his back, he headed toward his cave dwelling.

Imparting teachings was one thing, but cultivation still had to continue.

He had now established the image of an expert. It would be awkward if they caught up to him in cultivation.

Upon returning to his cave dwelling.

He immediately entered seclusion.

At the back mountain.

The people who had received the manuals began cultivating according to Tang Dongyang's instructions.

Those with swords took up their swords and practiced sword intent.

Those without swords practiced movement techniques.

Yi Changge carefully read through all three manuals before ultimately choosing to cultivate his body.

Simply put, it meant getting beaten while circulating the manual and taking the blows standing up.

The back mountain, desolate for so long, had not been this lively in ages.

Azure Mountain Sect, outer sect.

The directing team and numerous extras had no idea that the inner sect had just held a meeting capable of affecting the entire world.

At that moment, they were discussing how to advance the plot.

The viewers had picky tastes and wanted plenty of exciting developments every day.

But cultivation required time. In those novels, what cultivation did not take months at a time, years at a time? By the later stages, it took tens of thousands of years.

Advancing things that quickly simply was not realistic.

"Our livestream's popularity has already fallen behind Shen Yunfei's. Look, what should we do next?"

The director of the third livestream stood amid the staff, holding some sort of document and tapping the table in front of him as he asked.

What could they do?

How about advancing the plot too and entering the inner sect?

No, every livestream had to be different. Since they had chosen the underdog route, they had to stick with it to the end.

"How about opening another harem?"

A staff member wearing black-rimmed glasses offered his suggestion.

"Sure. Any others?"

The director nodded. There were quite a few male viewers now, and some female viewers were swooning too. A harem plot was not bad.

"I think we should add a plot about a spy from another sect. They come to steal the Azure Mountain Sect's good stuff, but in the end, they get absorbed by Lin Hao."

"Not bad. That works too."

The director continued nodding.

"Since we're doing that, why not have a female disciple from another sect infiltrate the Azure Mountain Sect, disguise herself as a man, and have intimate contact with the protagonist?"

Suddenly, inspiration struck a young man. He combined everyone's previous ideas.

Holy crap?

That could actually work.

"Good! Good! You three will all get bonuses. If anyone else has any suggestions, turn them into a proposal and send them to my email. Everyone will be rewarded!"

The director made the decision, and his expression visibly brightened.

The planners and scriptwriters under him began getting busy, fleshing out the details of the plot.

Ordinary plots no longer caught the eye.

They had to put real thought into this.

The next day.

Outer sect.

Lin Hao woke early, ready to greet another day of idiotic senior and junior brothers.

He opened his door, counted, and found no one there.

"Don't tell me someone's going to kick down my door again in a bit, shouting that something terrible happened?"

Lin Hao glanced outside and muttered a few words.

He had come to understand a few patterns of the cultivation world, and these days had been fairly pleasant.

"Hello, Senior Brother. Where is Dormitory Number Four?"

Just as Lin Hao was about to close the door, a voice sounded by his ear.

See? I knew someone would show up.

With a sigh, he turned toward the source of the voice.

Then Lin Hao froze.

"You..."

"What's wrong with me?"

The delicate-looking young man looked at Lin Hao in confusion.

Disguised as a man?

No way. Did this other world also use that ridiculous trope where putting on men's clothes made someone pass as a man?

She did not even stick on a beard.

"Dormitory Number Four is next door."

"Thank you."

The delicate-looking young man seemed to understand, then smiled at Lin Hao.

Even after the delicate-looking young man entered the room, Lin Hao's expression remained extremely strange.

He wondered if the person in charge of the sect was blind.

Lin Hao shook his head. No one else had disturbed him so far today, so he should be able to cultivate properly for a whole day.

"May I come in and sit for a while?"

At some point, the person disguised as a man had returned to the doorway and spoke.

Lin Hao: "..."

I knew it.

"Thank you."

The delicate-looking young man directly thanked him, then walked into Lin Hao's dormitory.

It was very simple. Other than the bed and a meditation cushion, there was nothing else.

Is there something wrong with this person?

The thought rose in Lin Hao's mind. He was truly speechless.

Everything about the Azure Mountain Sect was good, except there were quite a lot of mentally unstable people. Yi Changge was one, the neighbors around him were too, and so was the person in front of him.

"Take your time looking around. I want to go out for a while."

If he could not provoke her, could he not at least hide from her?

With that, Lin Hao turned and walked outside without looking back.

"The cultivation chamber should have been repaired by now. I can go into seclusion there."

Seclusion?

You said you were going into seclusion?

Of course not!

[Directing Team: Female lead, follow him and manufacture a chance encounter! Also, Props Team, blow up the cultivation chamber again!] [Directing Team: This time, blast it completely to bits!]

Served you right for neglecting your proper work and only thinking about cultivation!

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