"Hello, ma'am! Welcome to the Immaterial Realm Entry Management Center! It's a pleasure to serve you!"
"Alright, please stand in front of the camera so we can perform facial recognition. Let's take a look at your records of good and evil deeds."
"Not bad. You never physically hurt anyone, nor did you kill any animals. Though when it comes to insects like mosquitoes and cockroaches, a few thousand isn't exactly a small number. Still, it's not a major issue. At most, your reincarnation will be delayed by a few decades."
"Mm! Ne! This life record is quite good. You were a firm vegetarian in life and resolutely refused to eat any meat products, so you ultimately died from deficiencies in various substances your body needed."
"But you do know that plants are alive too, right?"
Not far from the entry processing desk, Morty had been preparing to return to Mirror City after learning that his grandpa's soul had never come here after dying.
By chance, he watched and heard a vegetarian chick from Earth. Her formerly satisfied expression shattered on the spot because of the demon immigration officer's single remark: "Plants are alive too, right?"
He could not help stopping to give his grandpa, who had set up this whole system, a thumbs-up.
One of the groups Morty hated most back in America was vegetarians.
I just wanted to happily eat some meat in a restaurant, and you had to leap out holding a tablet, play footage from a slaughterhouse for me, then shout beside me that without demand for meat, no animals would be slaughtered.
Fuck you.
You vegetarians have way too much bullshit going on!
Meat-eaters had never protested about you vegetarians eating up the livestock's food.
Yet you people who snatched livestock feed to eat actually went