Blasting Yu Xiaogang's Ass

Shi An nearly laughed out loud as he watched the scene from behind a flower bed some distance away.

Of course, he had been responsible for everything that had just happened. For no other reason than to play a prank on Yu Xiaogang.

That guy had always acted so high and mighty. Just two days ago, he had even tried to order Shi An to carry books for him.

Yu Xiaogang steeled himself. He took a white radish from the storage soul tool at his waist and bit down on it, then suddenly braced both hands against the ground.

Pop~~~

A crisp sound rang out. Yu Xiaogang bit the radish in his mouth cleanly in half, his face twisting as his eyes filled with terror and a trace of... dark pleasure.

Shi An slowly leveled the ground with his control. When Yu Xiaogang turned his head, there was nothing at all where he had just been sitting.

It was flat and smooth, without even the slightest crack.

Yu Xiaogang's heart filled with confusion. What had that thing been just now?

Could it be...

Could it be that thing was in his...

No!

Terror welled up in Yu Xiaogang's eyes once more as he headed toward his dormitory in a strange posture.

Shi An slowly stepped out, clicked his tongue twice, then left the academy gates and followed the street toward the commercial district.

It was a real shame Tang San had not seen that scene just now.

Still... there would be plenty of chances later.

Yu Xiaogang, who was heading back to his dormitory, suddenly shuddered. Seeing no one around, he let out a sigh of relief.

For some reason, he kept feeling a chilly draft around his asshole.

The sky was gloomy today, as though it might rain. After buying some daily necessities, Shi An headed back to Nuoding Junior Soul Master Academy.

Pitter-patter~~~

On the way back, a light drizzle began to fall from the sky. Rainwater struck the street, splashing up little spots of mud.

Shi An opened his umbrella and hurried back toward Nuoding Junior Soul Master Academy.

Just then, however, a petite figure caught his attention.

More precisely, it was the pair of pink rabbit ears atop her head.

She wore plain pink clothes that wrapped around her small frame, with a little rabbit-shaped bag slung at her waist. Covering her head with both hands, she hurried forward.

"Xiao Wu..." Shi An narrowed his eyes, a thoughtful look appearing in them.

After considering it, he decided not to approach her.

Tang Hao might be hiding somewhere nearby at this very moment. He may have already discovered Xiao Wu's identity.

Shi An slowed down a little. After watching the petite figure vanish from sight, countless thoughts swirled through his mind.

Xiao Wu was indeed incredibly tempting—not because of her body, but because of her hundred-thousand-year soul ring and soul bone.

Fewer than ten people on the entire Douluo Continent possessed hundred-thousand-year soul rings.

That alone showed just how precious and rare they were.

If Tang San got to benefit from her so easily, Shi An would be truly displeased.

"Looks like I'll have to find an opportunity to absorb her soul ring first, or take her away, before Tang San prepares to absorb it."

As someone influenced by the internet of the twenty-first century, Shi An had a wealth of methods for sowing discord.

Nuoding Junior Soul Master Academy, inside a classroom dormitory.

Yu Xiaogang lay facedown on the bed in a strange posture, with a mirror behind him.

Looking at the asshole in the mirror, swollen a full size larger, he felt utterly miserable.

Even now, tearing pain continued to radiate from there, making him suck in cold breaths.

Tang Hao's spiritual power swept through the area. The instant he saw it, his eye twitched. The sight was simply too painful to behold.

He had nearly smashed down with his hammer.

Yu Xiaogang did not dare casually seek out medicinal herbs for treatment either. That location was simply too awkward.

If anything went wrong, taking a shit for the rest of his life would probably feel like undergoing a heavenly tribulation.

Yu Xiaogang forced himself to shift his attention. Then he thought of the young man he had seen at the entrance earlier, and delight and blazing fervor instantly burst forth from his eyes.

"I must take him as my disciple! Twin martial souls—I've encountered the second person with twin martial souls in a hundred years!"

"With my theoretical knowledge, I can definitely train him into an unparalleled powerhouse. When that time comes..."

"Bibi Dong! Martial Soul Hall! I will make you pay the price! And those people who looked down on me—I will make you kneel at my feet and submit completely!"

Yu Xiaogang's face twisted somewhat from his overwhelming excitement, but the pain from behind him made him sharply suck in a breath.

Shi An knew nothing of this, and even if he had, he would not have done anything.

After all, anyone capable of making Blue Silver Grass with Blue Silver Emperor bloodline absorb poison-attribute soul rings could be considered a genius.

He would not interfere. Although Blue Silver Grass's early soul skills looked quite powerful,

they would only become worthless later on.

As long as he destroyed the Blue Silver Clan Grounds in advance, Tang San's path to evolving his Blue Silver Emperor would likely be completely cut off.

Didn't he like absorbing poison-attribute soul rings? Then he could keep absorbing them.

If he turned life-attribute Blue Silver Grass into poisonous grass, would the Blue Silver Emperor die of rage upon finding out?

Seven House.

The classic scene played out once again. The moment Tang San pushed open the door, Wang Sheng ambushed him. Yet after only a couple of exchanges, Wang Sheng was pinned to the ground.

All the work-study students in Seven House immediately submitted and acknowledged Tang San as their boss.

At that moment, a petite figure appeared outside the door. Her voice was crisp, sweet, and exceptionally pleasant to hear.

"Excuse me, is this Seven House?"

With just one sentence, everyone in Seven House froze in place.

Even Tang San stared blankly at Xiao Wu. For some reason, he felt an intense connection to this girl, as though it had been destined by fate.

He could not describe the feeling. It was as though the girl before him was the most important person in his life.

"Yes, this is Seven House. May I ask who you are?" Tang San slowly spoke, his tone much gentler as his gaze traveled over Xiao Wu and his heart stirred.

If he had been on Blue Star, Tang San would probably have suffered acute copper poisoning on the spot.

"My name is Xiao Wu—the Wu from dancing. I'm a work-study student too. Nice to meet all of you."

Xiao Wu skipped into the dormitory. Her clothes were already soaked through and clung tightly to her skin, accentuating her delicate, petite figure.

Her wet hair clung to her cheeks, droplets falling from her chin. Tang San's throat moved slightly as he swallowed.

Just then, Wang Sheng and the others came back to their senses and began egging Tang San on.

"Boss, go on! Fight her!"

Tang San frowned. For some reason, he found these people rather noisy and wanted to kill them all.

"Fight?" Xiao Wu's ears perked up. Her sparkling eyes turned toward Tang San as she asked,

"Do you want to fight me?"

"Uh... it's Seven House's rule. Every newcomer has to fight the boss. If you can beat me, you'll be Seven House's new boss."

Upon hearing that, Xiao Wu's eyes immediately lit up. "Sure, sure! Fighting is my favorite!"

"Take this!"