Rogue Rabbit Xiao Wu Beats Up the Sleazy Yu Xiaogang, Leaving Him Screaming in Misery (Please Bookmark)

As for how to bed Pope Bibi Dong? In Tang San's view, he obviously couldn't force it. If he tried to do it by force, even with his Saiyan body, he wouldn't be able to withstand her.

He should treat Bibi Dong the same way he treated Xiao Wu and make her actively pursue him. After all, at first, she wouldn't know that he was Tang Hao's son. She would only think he was the son of a blacksmith.

That would make things interesting.

Thinking of all the ways Xiao Wu had pursued him over the past year, Tang San felt that his doubled Charm Points had been quite useful. He really was better-looking now than Tang San had been as a child in the original anime. Once the Blue Silver Emperor awakened, he would become even more attractive to girls.

Once he was in his teens, Tang San would naturally awaken the Blue Silver Emperor early. There was no need to wait as long as Tang San had in the plot. That would make it easier for him to win over Bibi Dong, Qian Renxue, and that little fox, Hu Liena.

Thinking of this, Tang San could not help but mutter inwardly.

"Once all three women from Spirit Hall start pursuing and fawning over me, Tang San, my father, the Clear Sky Douluo, should be proud of me too..."

With such pleasant thoughts, Tang San quickly passed the night. The next day, just as he and Xiao Wu were preparing to leave the academy together, they indeed ran into Yu Xiaogang.

Upon seeing Tang San and Xiao Wu, Yu Xiaogang's old face broke into that sleazy smile again. He deliberately coughed calmly and said,

"Little Third, what a coincidence. Are you heading home? I know your hometown is Holy Soul Village. How about I give you a ride..."

"Get lost, you old man! Little Third already said he won't take you as his teacher. How can you be so shameless?"

Before Tang San could answer, Xiao Wu beside him exploded.

Looking at Xiao Wu in her pink dress, Yu Xiaogang was not angry. Over the past year, while he had been trying to ingratiate himself with Tang San, this was hardly the first time Xiao Wu had cursed at him.

That sleazy smile remained on Yu Xiaogang's old face as he said,

"This girl named Xiao Wu certainly has character. She really resembles my junior sister from back then. She was just as lively, and she was always secretly in love with me, Yu Xiaogang... So, Tang San, you really do resemble me from back then in several ways. If your Martial Soul weren't Blue Silver Grass, I wouldn't be so insistent on taking you as my disciple. But your Martial Soul is Blue Silver Grass, so aside from me, Yu Xiaogang, no one can provide the most correct guidance for your future cultivation. I, Yu Xiaogang, will definitely be the teacher best suited for you..."

"Enough..."

Tang San coldly interrupted Yu Xiaogang and shot him a deeply contemptuous look.

To the current Tang San, this Grandmaster really was an idiot. He could not even tell that Tang San's Martial Soul was the Blue Silver Emperor.

If it really were Blue Silver Grass, how could Twin Martial Souls possibly be born?

Hadn't Yu Xiaogang spent decades researching Martial Souls? He had not even figured out such a theory, yet he still had the nerve to call himself a Grandmaster.

From this alone, it was clear that Yu Xiaogang not only had terrible talent, but his brain did not work very well either.

No wonder Tang San had not helped Yu Xiaogang become a god in the original work. He probably also felt that Yu Xiaogang was completely useless in the later stages.

In truth, Yu Xiaogang had been using Tang San and the others during the early stages. After the Elite Tournament, once he had successfully become the National Teacher of the Heaven Dou Empire, he began taking it easy.

"Exactly! Why are you, an old man, so damn noisy? You even said Little Third resembles you when you were young. Why don't you take a look at how ugly you are? Aren't you ashamed of yourself?"

Since Xiao Wu often cursed Yu Xiaogang while she was around him, Tang San had deliberately taught Xiao Wu some insults in secret. He felt that if he kept Xiao Wu by his side in the future, then whenever they encountered someone unpleasant, he would not need to say much himself. He could just let Xiao Wu do the scolding.

Faced with sharp-tongued Xiao Wu, Yu Xiaogang was scolded into a daze. But after blanking out for a few seconds, he still shamelessly took out the book from yesterday from behind his back and handed it to Tang San.

"Little Third, you can take your time considering the matter of becoming my disciple. There's no rush. For now, you can treat me, Yu Xiaogang, as a friend. This book records my decades of theoretical research on Martial Souls. I spoke about it before all the teachers and students yesterday, so you should know its value, right? I'm giving it to you now. Take it home and have a look... After reading the book I wrote, you should understand that I am the teacher best suited for you..."

Yu Xiaogang truly had thick skin, praising and selling himself throughout. Yet Tang San did not reject him outright this time. Instead, he glanced indifferently at the book and said,

"You're giving it to me? Fine, I can take a look. But give it to me after we get outside..."

With that, Tang San and Xiao Wu walked straight out through the academy gates together.

Yu Xiaogang secretly rejoiced. He hurriedly followed after them with the book in hand, unable to stop himself from thinking,

"Tang San must feel embarrassed to accept something from me in front of the other students. Looks like there's hope again. After listening to my lecture yesterday, he must have become interested in my theories..."

Thus, Tang San and Xiao Wu whispered to each other up ahead while Yu Xiaogang trailed behind them like a rat, wearing a sleazy expression.

After turning into an alley, Xiao Wu secretly glanced back and hurriedly whispered to Tang San,

"He's here. That foolish Grandmaster really followed us..."

"Mm, we'll beat him up in a moment. You go first, Xiao Wu. It's up to you..."

Tang San smiled at Xiao Wu. The two walked forward a few more steps before stopping, while Wang Sheng and two other boys had already been waiting there for a long time.

Upon seeing Tang San and Xiao Wu, Wang Sheng and the other two boys immediately came over to them.

At that moment, the sleazy Yu Xiaogang entered the alley with that thick book in his hands. He saw Tang San, Wang Sheng, and the others standing at the back, while the petite and adorable Xiao Wu stood in front, smiling as she said to him,

"Grandmaster, let me take a look at that book of yours. Xiao Wu wants to read it too..."

"...This? Of course."

Yu Xiaogang did not suspect anything about the scene before him. After all, in his eyes, they were merely a group of children.

So the sleazy Yu Xiaogang handed the thick book in his hands to Xiao Wu. After receiving it, Xiao Wu carefully flipped open a page and deliberately exclaimed in an exaggerated tone,

"What's written here, Master Yu, is that you?"

The moment he heard the words "Master Yu," Yu Xiaogang instantly perked up. He hurriedly said with a smile,

"That's right, I am Master Yu. Even many seniors call me Grandmaster when they see me..."

Smack...

Just as Yu Xiaogang was about to show off, Xiao Wu suddenly raised the thick book and smashed it into his old face. Then she sharply lifted her slender leg and viciously kicked him right between the legs.

"Aah..."

Yu Xiaogang immediately let out a miserable scream. The kick made him double over like an old turtle, and he hurriedly reached down to cover himself.

"You call yourself a Grandmaster? Master Yu, huh? I'll beat you to death, Master Yu..."

Xiao Wu raised her little hands and slapped Yu Xiaogang's flat-topped head several times from both sides, sending him stumbling backward as cries of pain kept spilling from his mouth.

Under normal circumstances, Yu Xiaogang would not have been so utterly helpless. The main reason was that he had just been suddenly struck in his most vulnerable spot. It was simply too vicious.

Wang Sheng and the other two boys, who had long wanted to beat up Yu Xiaogang, rushed forward as well. They stood on either side of him and continuously struck him with fists and kicks. Since Yu Xiaogang was in pain down there, he remained hunched over and could not fight back. He was beaten until he wailed in pain.

Then, Xiao Wu, who stood at the front, suddenly lifted her slender leg and delivered a beautiful spinning kick, viciously striking Yu Xiaogang in the old face. At last, she kicked him sprawling through the air. He rolled once in midair before crashing to the ground with a thud.