Douluo: In This Life, Tang San Will Marry Qian Renxue
Chapter 13

The Rogue Rabbit Xiao Wu Was Way Too Good at This—Tang San from Earth Was Panicking (First Update, Please Bookmark)

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Just as the flat-headed Yu Xiaogang sat in his room questioning his life and deciding not to remain pathetic any longer, Tang San and Xiao Wu, who were seated in the carriage, were finally about to arrive at Holy Soul Village.

Holy Soul Village was not far from Notting City to begin with. In the original anime, Tang San and Xiao Wu should have walked back, but Tang San had money now, so there was naturally no need to walk.

At that moment, Tang San had bought himself quite a few snacks in the carriage. After all, he was a boy from Blue Star.

Yet even with all those snacks, the awakened Xiao Wu was still holding a carrot and gently nibbling on it.

Tang San could not help touching Xiao Wu's little braid as he said,

"You love carrots that much? Then why don't you eat faster?"

"Why do you care? I just like eating slowly like this..."

Xiao Wu shot Tang San a glare, then bit down on the carrot again. Blinking at him, she said,

"Little Third, don't you think I look cute eating carrots slowly like this?"

"What's cute about it? It's more like you're silly... If you like them, then eat faster. It's not like I only bought you a few."

Tang San put on a baffled expression and turned his face away.

Xiao Wu did not get angry. She merely smiled mysteriously and said,

"Oh my, you really don't understand anything..."

"And what do you understand, Rogue Rabbit?"

Tang San truly had no idea what Xiao Wu had been smiling about. What exactly was she talking about?

Xiao Wu merely gave a soft, disdainful snort, bit into her carrot, and stopped speaking.

The timing was rather unfortunate. By the time Tang San and Xiao Wu returned to Holy Soul Village, the sky was already completely dark. This did not match the original timeline. It seemed that because he had beaten up Grandmaster Yu Xiaogang, they had set off a little late.

So when Tang San and Xiao Wu got out of the carriage, they both felt a little creeped out.

"Little Third, where is your home?"

Xiao Wu held the remaining carrot in her arms, her little head looking from side to side through the darkness.

"Let me think..."

Tang San searched through his memories of the original Tang San before slowly recalling the route. He immediately grabbed Xiao Wu's hand and headed toward that familiar blacksmith shop.

"It's so dark. I'm scared..."

Xiao Wu's petite body gradually pressed against Tang San's.

Tang San suddenly shuddered as well and could not help saying,

"Don't squeeze against me, Xiao Wu. I get scared too."

That was right. Although Tang San was very powerful now and possessed a Saiyan body and the Nine Yang Divine Skill, he was still from Blue Star and had only been in this world for a little over a year. He was naturally afraid of darkness and the unknown.

Fortunately, following the route from his memories, Tang San had already brought Xiao Wu to the familiar blacksmith shop where the original Tang San and Tang Hao had lived.

Seeing that it was pitch-black inside, Xiao Wu could not help asking,

"Huh... Isn't your dad inside? Little Third, call him out to meet us."

"He definitely isn't here..."

Tang San said lazily, then pushed the door open. Sure enough, the place was empty, and there was even a letter left on the table.

Although Tang San knew what the letter said, he still symbolically walked over with Xiao Wu and lit a candle.

After reading the letter, Xiao Wu could not help blinking.

"So Uncle left. Where did he go?"

"I don't know either."

After putting away the letter, Tang San began tidying up the house. After all, he would be staying here for the entire holiday.

Xiao Wu did not help clean. She merely watched curiously, then suddenly reached out and patted Tang San on the shoulder, saying with a smile,

"Since your dad is gone, from now on, Xiao Wu-jie will be the one taking care of you..."

"How are you going to take care of me?"

Tang San rolled his eyes at her irritably.

"I can sleep with you..."

As Xiao Wu spoke, she suddenly pointed at the bed inside. "We can sleep in the same bed. You only have one big bed here, right, Little Third..."

Although Xiao Wu's wording had rhymed a little, Tang San was still startled. This Rogue Rabbit really knew what she was doing... But she had always seemed quite proactive. Now that she did not have to fight him for bed space, she had become even more proactive.

Still, it was true that there was only one bed in the blacksmith shop. It was fairly large, so it should not be a problem.

Tang San consoled himself inwardly, but he was actually still a little panicked. If he woke up in the middle of the night and saw this Rogue Rabbit doing something improper, he might really get scared out of his wits.

Before transmigrating, Tang San had still been in school. He had only been in this world for a year, and although he had dated before, he had never truly experienced anything. That was why he had blushed slightly when he first met Xiao Wu. That was perfectly normal.

That was indeed the case. Tang San's mental age was much younger than that of the original Tang San. So when he had previously thought of taking down Bibi Dong, Qian Renxue, and even Bo Saixi... he had really only thought about it in his heart. He was certainly willing to do it, but if the moment actually came, he might still get a little nervous.

It was only natural for a boy from Blue Star to have such a mindset.

Therefore, Tang San felt it would be best if they took the initiative, just like Xiao Wu...

His current personality really was better suited to being passive... especially when facing a woman like Bibi Dong.

With that in mind, Tang San stood up and pretended to be calm as he said,

"Since there's only one bed, then let's do that. As long as you behave yourself..."

"What are you talking about? Do you think I really am some Rogue Rabbit...?"

Xiao Wu said with some dissatisfaction, but when she saw that Tang San had finished making the large bed, she immediately flipped onto it and rolled around. Only then did she lie sprawled across the sheets, looking at Tang San with enjoyment as she said with a giggle,

"Little Third, take your time cleaning. I'll watch you from here. Once you're done, come obediently to bed..."

"Okay..."

Tang San answered in a deliberately calm voice. Looking at Xiao Wu lying on the bed, he felt that she really looked like a pink little loli, complete with her long braid.

If he had encountered something like this in his previous life, Tang San would definitely have stayed far away.

After all, messing with something like this came with a minimum sentence of three years...

After fiddling with the scrap iron in the blacksmith shop for a while, Tang San grew impatient. In his previous life, he had never done any kind of work. If he did not have a Saiyan body, he would have collapsed from exhaustion long ago.

So Tang San stopped bothering with the rest and went straight to the bed. He accidentally brushed against Xiao Wu's delicate body, then immediately lay down beside her.

Xiao Wu suddenly turned over and wrapped her arms around Tang San's waist. Face-to-face, she stared seriously into his eyes and whispered,

"Since your dad has left, do you want a little sister, Tang San...?"

"A little sister..."

Tang San was caught off guard. Looking at Xiao Wu's face so close to his, he then realized that he and Xiao Wu had never really established any kind of relationship before. They could only be considered friends.

Making Xiao Wu his little sister officially did not seem bad.

But since Xiao Wu had brought it up herself, Tang San naturally could not agree too easily. He pretended to be puzzled and said,

"I want one, but I don't have a little sister."

"I know you don't... But don't you have one now?"

Xiao Wu said this with a smile and could not help hugging Tang San tighter. She happened to touch the Soul Tool at his waist, the Three Lifetimes Three Worlds Bright Moon Night, which was filled with Gold Soul Coins.

"But you're not my little sister..."

Tang San still had a puzzled look on his face.

"Oh, you..."

Xiao Wu was beginning to get angry. This boy in front of her was seriously too dense. But on second thought, she felt that her real age might indeed be much older than his.

It was not as exaggerated as a hundred thousand years, since a soul beast's hundred thousand years represented cultivation, not its true age. But she was at least... who knew how many years older than him...

So Xiao Wu forcibly restrained the urge to give Tang San a vicious beating and continued hinting,

"Are you stupid? I may not be your biological little sister, but I can be your sworn little sister. Then, once you grow up, we can... you know?"

"What?"

Xiao Wu's sudden words truly shocked Tang San. In the darkness, his face could not help reddening again, but fortunately, it was too dark for this Rogue Rabbit to notice.

Did Tang San understand what she meant? Of course he did. But he had not expected Xiao Wu to be the one to say it first.

Although he understood inwardly, Tang San still had to pretend that he did not, because only then could he preserve his pure body. In the future, he was going to marry Qian Renxue.

No, he was going to take Qian Renxue as his wife.

So he pretended to ponder curiously for several seconds, blinked like Xiao Wu, and said,

"I think I understand what you mean. A sworn little sister... But what's different before and after that? You mean that after I grow up, you'll still be my sworn little sister, right..."

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