I, Tang San, Want Bibi Dong, Elder Sister, to Like Me—To Increase My Charm Points, I Must Avoid the Clear Sky Douluo

Seeing Tang San and the other boys in the dorm talk about the Grandmaster that way, Xiao Wu blinked her beautiful eyes curiously and could not help saying,

"Is that old man, the Grandmaster, really that disgusting...?"

"Yeah, Xiao Wu-jie. That guy Grandmaster is just a clown—shameless, freeloading, and completely useless..."

As Wang Sheng complained, he could not help glancing at Xiao Wu again. "Forget about him, Xiao Wu-jie. Although you lost to Third Brother just now, none of the rest of us are your match. So from now on, you'll be the second-in-command of Dorm Seven. We'll all call you Xiao Wu-jie."

"Second-in-command? What kind of second-in-command is that? It sounds awful. Get lost."

Xiao Wu shot Wang Sheng a glare. Seeing Tang San heading outside, she hurriedly asked, "Where are you going, Tang San?"

"To buy bedding..."

Tang San walked out of Dorm Seven and went to buy bedding. After purchasing a new set and returning, he found rabbit Xiao Wu looking at him with a beaming smile.

"Little Third, since you already have bedding, I don't need to buy any."

Xiao Wu blinked her beautiful eyes and hurriedly skipped over to Tang San, an adorable smile appearing on her face.

Tang San could not help wanting to pat Xiao Wu's little butt, but he held himself back. Pretending to be curious, he asked, "Why don't you need to buy any?"

"I can use yours, Tang San. We can just push our beds together, then we'll both have bedding to cover ourselves with..."

Xiao Wu spoke as if it were only natural, then grinned at Tang San and hurriedly hopped over to her bed, pushing it toward his several times.

Oh no, that won't do.

Tang San suddenly remembered this Anti-Trope Choice. He had to refuse to combine beds with Xiao Wu.

So Tang San hurriedly stepped in front of Xiao Wu, pressing down on her little hand as he said, "What are you doing, Xiao Wu? We can't push our beds together. Men and women should keep their distance... It wouldn't be right..."

"What's wrong with it? Are you afraid I'll... you...?"

Seeing Tang San stop her, Xiao Wu seemed a little angry. She said exactly the same thing she had said in the original story.

"Yeah, I am afraid. You're so improper, like some Rogue Rabbit. What if you bully me?"

As Tang San spoke, he hurriedly pressed his hand against the other side of the bedframe, stopping Xiao Wu from pushing it over.

"Ah, Tang San, you actually dared to call me a Rogue Rabbit..."

When Xiao Wu got angry, her two pink rabbit ears nearly stood straight up. Fuming, she raised her hand and struck at Tang San again.

Tang San quickly sidestepped and dodged, then smiled at Xiao Wu from the side. "Rogue Rabbit, don't be angry. I'm only saying that we can't push our beds together right now. Once you grow up, it'll be fine. I'll buy you new bedding later. Is that okay?"

"Grow up? What counts as growing up?"

Xiao Wu glanced at her own figure and could not help glaring at Tang San again. However, when she heard that Tang San would buy her new bedding, she was no longer as angry as before.

Seeing Xiao Wu lightly pout, Tang San stopped paying attention to her. He quickly turned around and patted Wang Sheng on the shoulder. "By the way, Wang Sheng, I don't have much money left after buying bedding. Treat your boss to a meal..."

"Alright, Third Brother. Let's go now..."

After saying that, Wang Sheng called over several other boys from the dorm and followed Tang San outside, leaving behind the still somewhat angry Rogue Rabbit Xiao Wu.

Xiao Wu glared at Tang San's retreating back for quite a while before hurriedly shouting, "Wait for me, Little Third! I'm coming too..."

Hearing Xiao Wu's voice and seeing her run toward him, Tang San could already tell that Xiao Wu would probably become his simp in the future.

Then, the system's voice suddenly sounded in Tang San's mind.

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for successfully making an Anti-Trope Choice and refusing to combine beds with Xiao Wu. You have grown two centimeters taller, and your Charm Points have doubled. The system has additionally rewarded the host with a top-tier Soul Tool: Three Lifetimes Three Worlds Bright Moon Night. It contains infinitely vast storage space and currently holds ten thousand Gold Soul Coins, enough to cover the host's expenses for the next few years..."

The next second, a golden belt suddenly appeared around Tang San's waist. Faint cracking sounds came from his bones, but no one besides him could detect them.

"Two centimeters taller, double Charm Points, and a Soul Tool—Three Lifetimes Three Worlds Bright Moon Night?"

Tang San hurriedly lowered his head. Sure enough, he found a golden belt around his waist. This must be Three Lifetimes Three Worlds Bright Moon Night.

Tang San then focused his thoughts on Three Lifetimes Three Worlds Bright Moon Night and discovered that it truly contained a great many Gold Soul Coins.

"Ten thousand Gold Soul Coins... I never expected your brother to suddenly become rich."

Tang San could not help growing excited. After reaching out to touch Three Lifetimes Three Worlds Bright Moon Night at his waist, he said inwardly, "System, I really like the reward of Three Lifetimes Three Worlds Bright Moon Night, but the first two rewards—growing two centimeters taller and doubling my Charm Points—seem kind of useless."

"How could they be useless, host? Don't you want to bed Pope Bibi Dong? Without enough Charm Points, how will you make her forget that scumbag Yu Xiaogang and truly fall in love with you...?"

"That's true... But when will I be able to meet Bibi Dong? If I have enough Charm Points, will Elder Sister Dong not kill me?"

Tang San voiced the doubt in his heart.

"I don't know. The host will need to find an opportunity yourself. However, the host's next Anti-Trope mission will be related to Pope Bibi Dong and will begin two years from now... Because Bibi Dong is most likely to develop affection for the host while you have not yet grown up. As for how to gain more of Bibi Dong's favor, the system will provide prompts when the time comes. Charm Points are naturally very useful as well. Once Charm Points reach a certain level, any woman who sees the host for the first time will feel as though she has fallen in love... Naturally, the host will no longer be in danger then."

Oh, doesn't that mean I won't even need to cultivate? To gain Bibi Dong's favor... Could it be that in this life, I, Tang San, will live off Bibi Dong?

As Tang San thought this, he actually felt a little delighted. But then his heart skipped a beat, and he hurriedly asked again, "But something's not right. What if my father sees me secretly pursuing Bibi Dong? Doesn't he often protect me in secret in the story?"

"Of course you must avoid Tang Hao. Therefore, the host must still cultivate diligently. Once you cultivate the Heavenly Eye to the third level, you will be able to detect Tang Hao whenever he arrives. This is precisely what the host must do over the next two years, preparing to overturn the plot afterward..."

After Tang San followed Wang Sheng and the others to the cafeteria, Xiao Wu finally caught up with them in a huff. She then glanced at Tang San, who had already sat down, and suddenly noticed that his face seemed much more handsome than before.

Moreover, at that very moment, an image appeared in Xiao Wu's mind: she pushed their beds together, then secretly hugged Tang San.

"Ah, what's going on? Why did I suddenly think of that?"

Xiao Wu could not help patting her little head as she muttered softly to herself.

"Could I really be a Rogue Rabbit?"