Tang San Wants to Go to Heaven Dou City to Hug Bibi Dong, Elder Sister—That's Quite an Honor (Second Update, Please Bookmark)

Tang San nodded.

Meanwhile, Wang Sheng rubbed his hands together and said,

"Do you know why Grandmaster can't become a teacher at our academy and can only mooch food and drink, giving speeches onstage at times like this? It's because everyone hates him. He tried teaching before, but all the students ran off. And the main reason isn't that the way he talks is disgusting—it's that he reeks so badly that no one can even stay in the classroom..."

Hearing this, Xiao Wu blinked curiously and asked,

"He reeks? Does this Grandmaster never bathe?"

"Yeah..."

Wang Sheng nodded and said,

"Grandmaster's martial soul is a dog. Think about it—a Grandmaster who keeps a dog. How could he not stink? If you don't believe me, look at the students in the very front, closest to Grandmaster. They must still be covering their noses."

"That does seem to be the case..."

Tang San looked toward the front row and found that quite a few students really were quietly covering their noses.

"Ew, ew, what a disgusting person."

Xiao Wu could no longer bear to look and quickly lowered her head.

At that moment, the shameless Yu Xiaogang was still gesticulating confidently. He then waved the book in his hand and said to the students below,

"What is written in this book is the result of decades of research on martial souls by me, Master Yu. I, Yu Xiaogang, have studied hundreds of martial souls across the continent. Based on their strengths and weaknesses, I have ranked them in this book. Not only does my book record the three strongest god-level martial souls in terms of overall power, it also records the ten martial souls with the greatest attack power, as well as rankings for martial souls of various attributes... If I, Yu Xiaogang, were to have a Personal Disciple, I would give him this book and pass down all my lifelong research on martial souls. I believe... no matter who became my disciple, they would certainly never regret it and would regard it as an honor..."

As he spoke, Yu Xiaogang even glanced toward Tang San and the others. That old face of his was revolting beyond words.

"Next, I'll tell you about the different paths of martial soul cultivation, as well as the meaning of your hard work..."

It had to be said that Yu Xiaogang, this old man, really could ramble. The students at the back were fine, at least they could not smell the stench on him. But those at the front were suffering badly.

"This Grandmaster sure can yap. And he reeks all over. If the Dean weren't up there, I, Liu Long, would smash your bowl cut with my Long Staff and beat you so badly even your father wouldn't recognize you..."

That was right. At that moment, the idiot Liu Long was standing right at the front. He had long since reached his limit, and his entire face was flushed red from holding it in.

But in truth, although Grandmaster Yu Xiaogang was trash, he was not someone an idiot like Liu Long could defeat. After all, he had a secret move: Luo Sanpao's fart.

After the speech went on for several hours, all the students finally dispersed and returned to their dormitories. This was also everyone's last night at Notting Academy. Tomorrow, many students would basically be leaving the academy.

Just as Tang San sat on his bed and prepared to cultivate the Nine Yang Divine Skill, he suddenly discovered that the mission for a year later was already visible in the Anti-Routine System.

After Tang San opened the Anti-Routine System, an interface appeared in his mind.

Host: Tang San.

New Main Quest: Become Pope Bibi Dong's disciple.

Time: Begins one year later.

Location: Heaven Dou City.

Mission Requirements: Defy convention. Do not reveal the Clear Sky Hammer. Attract Pope Bibi Dong into taking the initiative to accept you as her Personal Disciple, and make her hold you in her arms.

If successful, the Nine Yang Divine Skill, Great Shift of the Universe, and Heavenly Eye will all automatically advance by one realm. You will also be rewarded with a second God-given Soul Ring...

If you fail to become Bibi Dong's disciple, the anti-routine attempt will fail...

"Go to Heaven Dou City and become Bibi Dong's disciple a year from now..."

Tang San's expression changed, and he hurriedly asked in his heart,

"System, will Bibi Dong appear in Heaven Dou City a year from now? But isn't she the Pope? She should be in Spirit City..."

"Ding. That's right, Host. Bibi Dong will indeed appear in Heaven Dou City a year from now. However, she will not reveal her identity as the Pope. Instead, she will disguise herself as a gentle, mature beauty and go to Heaven Dou City to see her daughter, Qian Renxue. This part was not written in the original work, but it really happened. Therefore, this is the best opportunity for Host to become Bibi Dong's disciple..."

The System girl's voice quickly rang out in Tang San's mind, and she did not forget to remind him,

"Bibi Dong will be at her most emotional during this time. And her daughter Qian Renxue is only in her teens. Host must make her develop a favorable impression of you..."

"Bibi Dong's most emotional time? You even know something like that..."

Tang San could not help grumbling inwardly before asking again,

"Do I still need to make Bibi Dong, Elder Sister, hold me in her arms? Isn't that a little... Besides, if she finds out later that I'm Tang Hao's son and that she once held me, wouldn't that be really awkward..."

"Doesn't Host want to take down Bibi Dong?"

The System girl's voice carried a hint of teasing.

Tang San's heart stirred, and he quickly replied,

"Of course I do. That's Bibi Dong, Elder Sister. Her figure is so sexy... And she has such a beautiful daughter, Qian Renxue. How could I possibly not be willing?"

The System's voice rang out again.

"Since you're willing, then don't overthink it, Host. Bibi Dong isn't a bloodthirsty person. She treats her disciples very well. And when the time comes, she'll be in Heaven Dou City and hiding her identity, so she'll be even less likely to harm a little boy like Host. As long as Host doesn't reveal the Clear Sky Hammer, only releases the Blue Silver Grass, and displays powerful talent along with a kind and loving heart, she'll definitely develop a favorable impression of Host. First, make her accept you as her Personal Disciple... Then Host can get on top of her later..."

"Stop, don't say any more."

Tang San hurriedly interrupted the System girl and could not help saying,

"It's enough that you know. Why do you have to say my thoughts out loud? How am I supposed to face that? Fine, I'll definitely win over Pope Bibi Dong and complete the mission perfectly. As long as I make sure Tang Hao isn't nearby when the time comes..."

In fact, Tang San felt that if he really did take Bibi Dong down, Tang Hao probably would not do anything even if he told him.

After all, he had accomplished what the Clear Sky Douluo could not. That was quite an honor.

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