What Is This Old Geezer Doing? Drop Some Coins!

Shen Lang also discovered that the target's current location was tracked in real time.

Xia Shuyi's current location had changed from the Fulung Community parking lot to Jianghai City's commercial street.

Shen Lang murmured thoughtfully, "Looks like this function can dig up everything about a person. Or rather, it's an ability that can speed up winning someone over."

With their interests and detailed information in hand, Shen Lang could more accurately pinpoint the important details during future conversations and interactions, increasing their Favorability toward him!

"Right, there's also a Mysterious Treasure Chest!"

Shen Lang suddenly slapped his palm. "System, open the Mysterious Treasure Chest!"

Ding! Congratulations, Host, you have obtained Physique Enhancement Fluid!

Physique Enhancement Fluid: After drinking it, the Host's physical condition will be greatly improved!

Shen Lang's eyes immediately lit up. Years of sitting for long periods and staying up late had already left his body riddled with problems.

Who would have thought that a young man of twenty-four could simultaneously suffer from weak knees and lower back, dizziness and tinnitus, and lethargy?

Shen Lang had wanted to work out and improve his body for a long time.

Unfortunately, he had terminal laziness. Whenever it was time to exercise, he would always put it off for another couple of days, and his excuses to fool himself became more perfect each time.

Now that he had the Physique Enhancement Fluid, Shen Lang could skip the torment of exercising and directly obtain a healthy, perfect body.

As soon as the system finished speaking, a bottle of dark green liquid appeared in Shen Lang's hand. It looked like Six God Floral Water.

Without thinking much about it, Shen Lang unscrewed the thumb-sized cap and poured every last drop of the viscous liquid into his mouth.

Not wanting to waste any, Shen Lang even poured mineral water into the bottle, rinsed it out, and drank it down before tossing the bottle away in satisfaction.

The Enhancement Fluid's effects were astonishingly fast!

In just a moment, Shen Lang's body began to heat up, as though he were steaming in a sauna. Hot sweat seeped from every pore on his body.

The muscles all over his body also began to ache faintly, as if old scar tissue were being torn open so new muscles could push their way out from within.

The feeling around his waist and abdomen was especially pronounced, as though a pair of hands were performing corrective surgery inside him.

Unable to bear the heat, Shen Lang stripped off his drenched clothes and rushed into the bathroom.

After showering for around ten minutes, the sensation of being reforged finally disappeared!

Shen Lang hurried excitedly to the mirror above the sink. Reflected before him was a perfect wheat-colored physique, comparable to a bodybuilding sculpture.

Especially those sharply defined, brick-like eight-pack abs, still glistening with water droplets.

That physique, which existed only in comics, left even Shen Lang, a grown man, dumbfounded. He kept running his hands over himself from top to bottom.

The most visibly changed thing in the mirror was still Little Shen. It had nearly doubled in size, hanging menacingly between his legs like a giant pendulum!

"Wait!"

Staring at his clearly visible reflection in the mirror, Shen Lang finally exclaimed in incredulous delight, "My nearsightedness is gone!"

Because Shen Lang had overused his eyes these past few years and spent all day staring at computer screens, his myopia had nearly reached eight hundred degrees.

Normally, after showering and taking off his glasses, everything Shen Lang saw was a blurry mess.

Now, even without his glasses, Shen Lang could see everything around him with crystal clarity. His vision might even have been better than an ordinary person's—an absolute 1080p ultra-HD 4K field of view!

"So this is the Physique Enhancement Fluid? This feels fucking amazing!"

Shen Lang clenched his fist, feeling as though he had endless strength, while his heavy body gradually became lighter.

After drying his hair and putting on his clothes, Shen Lang looked much more energetic as well.

He no longer resembled the listless Otaku he had been before. Just looking at him gave people a sunny, healthy impression.

"Damn, you really are handsome!"

Shen Lang opened his phone's front camera and looked at his extraordinary reflection, unable to resist admiring himself. "Wonder which lucky girl will get to have me someday!"

At six in the evening, just as Shen Lang was about to head out for dinner, two WeChat messages popped up.

Vampire No. 1: "Old geezer, is your new place set up yet? I'm downstairs. Get down here and welcome me."

Vampire No. 2: "Big Bro, Sis and I are at your community entrance. The guards won't let us in without an access card, so come down and get us!"

These two were none other than Shen Lang's two biological younger sisters: Shen Linlin and Shen Ranran!

Just from the names he had saved them under, it was obvious how fed up Shen Lang was with his annoying sisters.

The sisters had both just turned eighteen and were currently in their second year of high school, attending the same school.

Although they were sisters and only minutes apart in age, their personalities could not have been more different.

Ever since she was little, the older sister, Shen Linlin, had been mischievous and eccentric, always tagging along with Shen Lang and his friends as they wandered around.

Stealing bird eggs and blowing up manure pits—things girls usually scoffed at—were exactly the sort of things she found fascinating.

After growing up, Shen Linlin became even more rebellious. Every other word out of her mouth was profanity, and she had mastered the art of toxic trash talk.

Shen Lang had even heard that this delinquent little sister had gotten into fights with some hooligans outside school.

Ever since middle school, she had stopped calling Shen Lang Big Bro. She mostly addressed him with disdainful nicknames, and now she simply called him an old geezer!

His younger sister, Shen Ranran, was much less troublesome. She had always gotten good grades and was obedient and well-behaved.

Her only flaw was that she was far too clingy with Shen Lang.

Ever since childhood, wherever Shen Lang went, she followed behind him like a little tail.

If Shen Lang refused to take her along, she would make a huge fuss, crying buckets of tears and snot until Shen Lang had to wrack his brains to coax her.

That was also why Shen Lang was so good at handling children—these two girls had trained him personally!

The reason Shen Lang had saved the sisters as Vampires was that ever since he graduated and began making money by writing novels, they had constantly found ways to ask him for spending money.

Sometimes it was tens, sometimes hundreds. The money Shen Lang earned through painstaking novel-writing was basically all offered up to these two girls.

The sisters' most iconic line was: "What's this old geezer doing? Drop some coins!"

Just then, the older sister Shen Linlin grew impatient from waiting and directly sent a video call.

Shen Lang did not even want to answer it. He immediately declined and irritably replied with a panda meme: "Quit fucking rushing me!"

Shen Linlin refused to be outdone and replied with a panda meme of her own: "What? Is that a dog barking?"

Shen Lang was so annoyed by her that he laughed.

He truly did not understand why some guys liked having younger sisters.

You could not hit them, and you could not scold them. You could only pamper them like princesses—they were practically sent by heaven to torment him!

After grabbing his keys and heading downstairs, Shen Lang arrived at the community plaza and saw the sisters chatting in their school uniforms by the main entrance!