Who the Fuck Are You?

The two sisters were easy to tell apart.

The younger sister, Shen Ranran, wore a neat, pretty high ponytail and had a bright, sweet smile on her face as she tirelessly chatted about something with her older sister.

The older sister, Shen Linlin, had capable-looking short hair, and her smile was contemptuous and arrogant. Every so often, she spread her hands in a dismissive gesture.

Both sisters were gorgeous and extremely popular at their high school.

Shen Ranran in particular often received secret admiring looks from boys at school, thanks to her sweet smile and kind, enthusiastic personality.

Shen Lang's fellow Otaku friends often joked that his parents must have picked him up from somewhere outside.

Both of his younger sisters were so pretty, so why did their older brother not even have a third of their looks?

Shen Lang's appearance was actually not bad. He was just usually far too low-key and gloomy.

Back in high school, he spent all day sitting in corners reading novels on his phone. After graduation, he stayed up all night without restraint every day, so of course his looks and temperament suffered.

As Shen Lang approached the entrance, Shen Ranran's face immediately filled with a cheerful smile.

But just as she was about to greet him, her smile abruptly froze.

Shen Linlin stared at Shen Lang in astonishment, as though she had just seen an alien.

Shen Lang raised his chin at the sisters with interest. "What, you don't recognize your brother anymore?"

The atmosphere immediately fell silent. The sisters exchanged a glance before Shen Linlin, the Zaun Player, spoke first in surprise. "Who the fuck are you?"

"I'm your fucking brother!"

Shen Lang reminded her irritably, "It's only been a month. You already don't recognize me?"

Shen Linlin looked the sunny, handsome guy in front of her up and down, asking in disbelief, "Wait, you're Shen Lang?"

She could not believe that this sunny, handsome guy was actually her Otaku older brother, who stayed cooped up at home playing games all day?!

Before the sisters started school, Shen Lang had indeed posted on his Moments that he was going to start exercising with discipline. Shen Linlin had even mocked him in the comments, saying he would surely give up after three days.

Who could have expected that, in just one month, this useless older brother had actually worked out—and with such amazing results? It was practically like he had been rebuilt from scratch.

Shen Ranran rubbed Shen Lang's firm abs, then lifted his T-shirt to reveal the clearly defined muscles underneath. She said excitedly,

"Wow, Sis, look! Brother has abs too!!"

At the sight of those eight wheat-colored abs, Shen Linlin's heart skipped a beat for no reason. Yet her tone remained as dismissive as ever.

"Tch, he definitely used some kind of protein powder. What's so surprising about that?"

"Stop acting crazy."

Shen Lang pinched Shen Ranran's cheek and pushed her away, then straightened his T-shirt. "Enough nonsense. What did you come to see me for?"

"We had nothing to do after school, so can't we come hang out with you?"

Shen Ranran clung to him again, hugging his arm and acting cute with a grin. "Brother, which building do you live in? Take us to see it."

Shen Lang let out a faint sigh and led the sisters into the residential complex, arriving at his studio apartment.

Shen Ranran curiously looked around the room, then took out her phone to record a video and send it to their mother for inspection. Afterward, she asked in surprise, "Brother, you live here? How much is it per month?"

Shen Lang casually tossed his keys onto the table. "One thousand yuan."

Shen Ranran nodded repeatedly, feeling that the price was acceptable.

"It's as messy as a doghouse."

Shen Linlin complained disdainfully, then turned around and flopped onto Shen Lang's bed. She pulled out her phone and lazily started scrolling through Douyin.

Shen Ranran also sat at the edge of the bed, gazing foolishly at Shen Lang while her slender legs swung happily. Every now and then, she gave him a silly smile.

The room immediately grew quiet, with the audio from Shen Linlin's Douyin video sounding especially loud. "Watch closely. This man is called Xiao Zhuang..."

"Alright, alright, stop bothering me."

Not even a few minutes later, Shen Lang was already sick of the sisters. "I'll book you a hotel nearby. Go play at the hotel."

Shen Ranran blinked. "Brother? Did you get paid for your writing?"

"Yeah, I made a little money this month..."

The moment the words left Shen Lang's mouth, he regretted them.

Shen Ranran immediately blinked over to him, wrapping her arms around his waist and acting cute.

"Brother, I've got my eye on a piece of clothing recently, but sadly I'm short on funds. Mom and Dad's disaster relief money from the imperial court hasn't come through either. You wouldn't want your little sister wearing her school uniform every day, would you? Just five hundred. I only need five hundred. Once I graduate, get a job, and make money, I'll definitely pay you back."

"Alright, alright. By the time you have money, your brother will have starved to death."

Shen Lang pushed Shen Ranran away by the head in annoyance, but he still took out his phone and transferred two thousand yuan to her.

Shen Lang had already made a massive five hundred thousand yuan from Xia Shuyi alone, so two thousand yuan really was nothing to him.

Besides, she was his biological younger sister. If he were not worried about exposing his wealth, Shen Lang might have given her even more.

"Wow, two thousand!?"

Shen Ranran's eyes immediately lit up. "Brother, did some rich guy tip you recently? You're being so generous!"

"What? Two thousand?"

Shen Linlin, who had been lying on the bed scrolling through Douyin, immediately sprang up. "I want some too, old man. Give me two thousand as well!"

Shen Lang folded his arms and said smugly, "Sure. Call me Brother, and I'll transfer it to you."

Shen Lang could not even remember how long it had been since this girl last called him Brother. On top of that, she constantly mocked and ridiculed him, always acting like some infuriating brat who deserved a beating.

Now that he had the chance, Shen Lang naturally wanted to properly teach this girl a lesson for constantly spouting abuse at him.

Shen Linlin froze at first, a faint blush appearing on her cheeks. Then she grabbed a pillow and threw it at him. "Go die, you old bastard!"

Shen Lang shrugged indifferently. "No Brother, no money. Hurry up and get up. I'm going out to eat."

But Shen Linlin suddenly pounced on him, wrapping around Shen Lang like an octopus as she reached for his phone, trying to steal it and transfer herself money.

Despite being a girl, Shen Linlin was incredibly strong. Even some boys her age could not compare to her.

Back when Shen Lang was weak and frail, this girl often forcibly pinned him down and stole his phone to transfer money.

But Shen Lang was no longer the same. He grabbed Shen Linlin around the waist and directly threw her onto the bed, where she bounced and nearly fell onto the floor.

"Hehe, did you think all my recent training was for nothing?"

Shen Lang looked smugly at the clearly stunned Shen Linlin. "Things are different now, stinky little sister!"

But in the very next second, Shen Linlin started throwing a tantrum on the bed, crying and shouting, "Waaah, I'm going home to tell Dad! You hit me!!"

Watching Shen Linlin throw a tantrum like an elementary school student, Shen Lang's mouth twitched. "Stop whining."

He clearly knew she was faking it, but there was nothing he could do about this girl. In the end, he could only transfer another two thousand yuan to her.

The moment the WeChat payment notification sounded, Shen Linlin's crying abruptly stopped. She flashed Shen Lang a triumphant, provocative grin. "Hehe, sucker~"

Shen Lang's brow twitched as he looked at his two dramatic little sisters. Half amused and half exasperated, he complained, "Having you two little troublemakers is proof I owed you in my past life!"