Douluo: Gojo Satoru Template, Joining the Chat Group
Chapter 16

Xiao Wu Has the Least Right to Call Tang San Uncle

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Qian Renxue's mouth twitched when she saw those words.

She knew that all too well. Ever since childhood, she had been beaten plenty by Bibi Dong.

If she went looking for Bibi Dong, she would get beaten. If she did not go looking for Bibi Dong, Bibi Dong would come to her door and beat her anyway.

As a child, Bibi Dong had practically whipped her into a spinning top.

[Motherless Since Childhood: Get lost! Someone like you would definitely be an incredibly irresponsible parent even if you had a child!]

[Bibi Dong: You... forget it. I can't be bothered arguing with you this time.]

Clearly, Bibi Dong had been struck by those words. She truly had not been a qualified mother.

She had nothing to say about that.

[Shadow Cat: If that's the case, then Tang Hao definitely knew Tang San wasn't his child.]

[World's Greatest Poison: That's right. He definitely knew.]

[Waiting for One Person for Life: Tsk tsk, anyone with eyes could tell, let alone a Titled Douluo.]

[Strongest: Exactly. Tang Hao noticed something was wrong back then, but he did nothing about it. Instead, he deliberately stopped cooking and made Tang San, who was only three or four years old, wait on him all day. Tang San had very little money, and nearly all of it went toward buying alcohol.]

Yang Xiu felt that Tang Hao's actions were understandable. After all, this was no longer his own child, so he could do whatever he wanted.

Though that was indeed rather beastly.

[Not Little Witch: Looking at it that way, Tang San is kind of pitiful too.]

[Motherless Since Childhood: What did I say? Tang Hao is a beast. You can tell just from these actions.]

[A Healer Cannot Heal Themself: For his own comfort, he let off the person who took over his child's body? Haki Hao? You bastard!]

[It's Dance, Not Five: Nothing to say now, right, Aunt Ah Yin?]

Xiao Wu spoke somewhat smugly.

Anyway, after the group owner's explanation and her own thinking, she felt there was nothing to worry about for now.

As for what happened later, she would deal with it later.

In any case, from today onward, Xiao Wu would never give Tang San a pleasant look again.

She had even treated Tang San like an older brother.

Who would have thought that this guy would absorb her spirit ring in the future?

This was utterly intolerable.

The current Xiao Wu had not reached the point of being lovestruck. She had merely had a slight fondness for Tang San.

Ever since learning that Tang San would absorb her spirit ring, even that trace of goodwill had vanished completely.

[Ah Yin: This... sigh, I never expected Tang Hao to become like this. I remember that when we were together, he was still very simple and honest.]

Ah Yin was now completely disappointed, and her love for Tang Hao was slowly fading away.

It seemed Tang Hao was not merely stupid. He was genuinely somewhat wicked.

It could be seen from what happened later that Tang Hao not only failed to punish this impostor—

Instead, he put great effort into raising him and silently protected him from the shadows.

Now, she only wanted to stand before Tang Hao and question everything he had done.

Including locking her inside this cave, as well as how he had dealt with Tang San.

[Shadow Cat: Men are all like this. When courting someone, they put on an innocent and honest act to make themselves seem harmless.]

[Not Little Witch: Wow! Little kitty, you know so much. Did some man deceive you before?]

[Shadow Cat: Nonsense! I've never even held a boy's hand.]

Afraid that the group owner might misunderstand something, Zhu Zhuqing hurriedly said this in the group chat.

[Not Little Witch: Oh? Big kitty is still a virgin?]

[Shadow Cat: Little Witch, you... you're simply...]

Although Zhu Zhuqing truly was, having it said out loud in public still made her extremely embarrassed.

[Shadow Cat: Aren't you too?]

[Not Little Witch: Ahem, of course I am. I still need to for the grou—]

[A Healer Cannot Heal Themself: Ahem, let's skip this topic for now. I suddenly thought of something and want to ask Xiao Wu.]

[Xiao Wu: Go ahead.]

Xiao Wu knew that her identity had already been exposed, so she simply changed her nickname back to her original name.

[A Healer Cannot Heal Themself: From what you said earlier, I can tell that you and Tang San used to be very close, right?]

[Xiao Wu: Yes. We played together from the age of six to twelve. He even acknowledged me as his little sister. But starting today, he is a stranger to me. A man in his thirties approached a six-year-old child—who knows what he was plotting?]

[Motherless Since Childhood: Logically speaking, Xiao Wu, you should be several generations older than him. After all, you're over a hundred thousand years old.]

[Not Little Witch: Hahaha, I'm dying! A soul beast over a hundred thousand years old calling someone in his thirties an uncle! Hahaha, oh no, I can't breathe.]

[World's Greatest Poison: Indeed. We can call Tang San uncle, but you can't, Xiao Wu.]

Seeing their messages, Xiao Wu could not help becoming angry and embarrassed.

These bastards were beating around the bush to say she was old.

Although it was true, they could not just say it like that!

[Xiao Wu: Bastards! I'm only twelve, twelve! My age is counted from the time I entered human society!]

[Bibi Dong: Alright then, Auntie Xiao Wu. Hahahaha.]

Bibi Dong had finally found an opportunity to needle this evil soul beast, so naturally she had to seize it.

[Motherless Since Childhood: Don't talk about others either. Aside from Aunt Ah Yin and Xiao Wu, those two hundred-thousand-year soul beasts, you're the oldest.]

[Bibi Dong: You! Who are you calling old?!]

Bibi Dong blew up again.

[Motherless Since Childhood: You, you, you!]

[Waiting for One Person for Life: That's right, Bibi Dong, you old woman.]

[...]

The chat group once again descended into a chaotic brawl.

Even Ye Lingling felt somewhat helpless. How had they suddenly started arguing while talking?

Ye Lingling seized an opportunity and quickly interjected.

[A Healer Cannot Heal Themself: Then I roughly understand. Tang San was probably instructed by Tang Hao to deliberately get close to you and win your affection.]

[Xiao Wu: Ever since learning that Tang San is an uncle, I had the same suspicion. I just don't understand why.]

[Shadow Cat: Wouldn't it be better to just kill her and take her spirit ring when the time came? Why make Tang San win Xiao Wu's affection?]

[Xiao Wu: Big kitty, that's very rude. You're talking about killing me for my spirit ring right in front of me!]

[Shadow Cat: Ahem, Xiao Wu, sorry. I was just a little curious.]

[Bibi Dong: I think I can guess, but it would be better to let Ah Yin, an experienced soul beast, explain it.]

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