Douluo: Gojo Satoru Template, Joining the Chat Group
Chapter 27

The Group Chat Upgraded Again

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Of course, although Ah Yin was the Blue Silver Emperor, she had no idea that a bloodline awakening could help someone with plastic surgery.

Otherwise, she probably would not have had such doubts.

Thus, Ah Yin's desire to kill Tang San grew even stronger.

[Bibi Dong: Ah Yin, do you want me to help you kill this Tang San right now?]

Bibi Dong looked at the photo, her eyes flickering slightly.

This was Tang Hao's son, and his talent was this powerful.

If he were allowed to grow, he would surely become extremely detrimental to Spirit Hall.

So, it was best to uproot the problem now.

Of course, her deeper purpose was to bring Xiao Wu, that soul beast, back.

She would lock her in a secret room and properly discipline her.

[Ah Yin: Your Holiness, I want to do it myself.]

Ah Yin naturally refused.

She wanted to personally make a move when the time came, kill Tang San, and use his death to console her departed child.

[Motherless Since Childhood: Bibi Dong sure talks big. Figure out how to deal with Tang Hao behind him first.]

If the two Title Douluo beside Qian Renxue had not been no match for Tang Hao even together,

she would have sent them to kill Tang Hao long ago.

[Xiao Wu: Various Pictures ×10.JPG]

[Xiao Wu: This photo feature seems pretty interesting. These are the work-study students in our dorm, and they're also my underlings.]

After taking pictures of Tang San, Xiao Wu went around the dorm and photographed every work-study student inside.

Then she sent them into the chat group one by one.

"Xiao Wu, why did you separate our beds?"

Tang San stepped forward at that moment and asked in confusion.

Xiao Wu rolled her eyes and said irritably, "Tang San, we've both grown up. Men and women should keep their distance."

Then she turned her back on Tang San again.

[Not Little Witch: Wow, Xiao Wu, are you the boss of your academy?]

[Xiao Wu: Yep, yep! The entire academy has to respectfully call me Sister Xiao Wu.]

[World's Greatest Poison: How pathetic. A dignified Hundred-Thousand-Year Soul Beast, becoming the boss at a junior Soul Master Academy? This is the first time I've heard of something like that.]

Since childhood, Dugu Yan had been taught by Dugu Bo just how terrifying Hundred-Thousand-Year Soul Beasts were.

If one encountered one in the wilderness, death was almost certain.

But now... seeing Xiao Wu, this silly Hundred-Thousand-Year Soul Beast,

Dugu Yan suddenly felt that Hundred-Thousand-Year Soul Beasts did not seem all that terrifying.

[Shadow Cat: Why do I suddenly feel that Xiao Wu, this Hundred-Thousand-Year Soul Beast, is kind of cute?]

[Bibi Dong: Hmph! No matter how cute she is, she is a soul beast for one day and a soul beast for life.]

[Xiao Wu: Bibi Dong, you stinking woman! I haven't cursed you out for just a few hours, and you're already asking for it again, aren't you? You bleeping bleep bleep bleep bleep!!]

[Bibi Dong: This Pope will not lower herself to the level of a soul beast.]

[Not Little Witch: Xiao Wu, don't you have anyone good-looking over there? Why are they all such ugly rejects?]

Ning Rongrong looked left and right but could not find even one slightly handsome little boy among them.

She could not help it; she was obsessed with looks.

Whether in a crowd or looking at photographs, her eyes would always drift toward the best-looking person.

[Xiao Wu: They're okay. After looking at them for a long time, I think they're pretty pleasing to the eye. By the way, how do you judge whether someone is handsome?]

Xiao Wu truly did not understand, since most of the people around her looked extremely ordinary.

Even the city lord's son was merely dressed more extravagantly.

[Not Little Witch: Well, I can't really explain it...]

If she had not been trying to avoid exposing her identity, she would have taken a photo of Grandpa Sword and sent it over long ago.

Although Grandpa Sword was already over ninety, he still had handsome features and a vigorous, heroic bearing.

[Motherless Since Childhood: To me, being handsome is probably about one's temperament. For example, Spirit Hall's Grand Worshipper, Qian Daoliu.]

Qian Renxue felt that her grandfather did indeed look fairly good, with the weathered charm of an older man.

[Bibi Dong: Pah! The Qian clan is the ugliest of all! Looks like you, orphan, are pretty blind too!]

[Motherless Since Childhood: Keep insulting me! At least he's better than Yu Xiaogang, who only knows how to fart!!!]

Another round of verbal warfare erupted in the group.

Perhaps Bibi Dong had truly provoked her, but Qian Renxue was exceptionally fierce this time.

She fought continuously for three or four hours.

Yang Xiu had already finished eating and returned home, yet she was still cursing!

"Looks like that little girl Qian Renxue was really furious. Well, Bibi Dong openly insulted her entire Qian clan. It would be strange if she didn't blow up."

One day later.

Yang Lin checked the group chat's upgrade progress and found that it was ready to be upgraded.

So he tapped the upgrade button.

The progress, which had originally required two days, had unexpectedly been reduced to just one day.

That surprised Yang Lin quite a bit.

The biggest reason was Qian Renxue's outburst.

In the past, Qian Renxue had mostly acted as the straight man in the chat group, occasionally snapping back at Bibi Dong.

Her overall activity score had not been high.

But ever since Bibi Dong had blasted the entire Qian clan that time,

Qian Renxue had locked horns with Bibi Dong.

She cursed Bibi Dong for an entire day, hardly stopping at all.

Seeing this, Xiao Wu naturally joined in at once.

She cursed Bibi Dong so badly that she even adopted the principle of yielding to the happy.

This was one battlefield.

The other battlefield was on Liu Erlong's side.

It could not be helped. Liu Erlong had gone mad again, constantly insisting that her Brother Xiaogang was the most handsome.

The appearance-obsessed people in the group immediately cursed Liu Erlong for an entire day.

They were Dugu Yan, Ye Lingling, and Ning Rongrong.

Ning Rongrong, in particular, cursed the harshest.

"What a thriving sight, with all things surging forward."

Yang Xiu said with a smile.

Then he casually changed the name of the chat group.

[Group Information: Group Owner 'Strongest' changed the chat group nickname to 'A Family That Loves and Kills Each Other']

[Strongest: This name feels pretty fitting for us.]

[Not Little Witch: Hahaha, I'm dying of laughter. Group Owner Brother is so talented.]

[World's Greatest Poison: I am willing to call the Group Owner a great talent.]

[A Healer Cannot Heal Themself: Indeed. The group is about to turn into a pot of porridge from all the arguing. Isn't that exactly a family that loves and kills each other?]

[Shadow Cat: A family...]

[Bibi Dong: This orphan is like a lunatic. I only said that one thing. Did she really have to keep chasing me around and cursing me?]

Bibi Dong was practically going mad. Every time she wanted to say something in the group,

that orphan would bombard her right in the face, leaving her in an especially foul mood all day yesterday.

She even ate two fewer bowls of food.

[Motherless Since Childhood: Hah! Bibi Dong, you deserve to be cursed.]

[Strongest: Ahem, enough. The chat group has now completed its upgrade, so it's time to draw rewards.]

[Strongest: The rules are the same as before. Whoever rolls the highest number gets the reward.]

[Not Little Witch: Yay! We can finally get rewards again!]

[Xiao Wu: Little Witch, don't get too excited. This time, it'll definitely be mine.]

[A Healer Cannot Heal Themself: Forget it. Even if it went to Bibi Dong, it still wouldn't be your turn.]

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