Douluo: Gojo Satoru Template, Joining the Chat Group
Chapter 28

Halfway Popping Champagne! Stunned Xiao Wu

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[Bibi Dong: What do you mean? Last time, this Pope simply wasn't serious. This time, the reward will definitely be mine.]

Bibi Dong rubbed her hands together. As long as she could obtain the Soul Power boost reward this time as well,

she would definitely go give that old bastard from the Qian clan a beating first.

[Bibi Dong: Who's going first? Anyway, I'm not going first this time. The first person's roll is definitely going to be low.]

[Ah Yin: Then I'll go first.]

[Ah Yin: Six six six... Uh, that seems a little high.]

Seeing the three sixes on the panel, Ah Yin immediately felt a little delighted.

"The chat group must not have been able to stand seeing what I went through either, so it gave me this reward."

[Motherless Since Childhood: Bibi Dong, shut your stinking mouth!]

[Motherless Since Childhood: Three three three, damn it!]

Qian Renxue was practically furious to death. Bibi Dong just had to boast before the dice roll.

And now look, Ah Yin had thrown three sixes right off the bat.

There was practically no suspense left.

[A Healer Cannot Heal Themself: All right, no need to keep playing. Who can beat three sixes?]

[A Healer Cannot Heal Themself: One two five.]

[Waiting for One Person for Life: One one one. Boring!!! I'm never entering the lottery again!]

[A Healer Cannot Heal Themself: Liars get shrunk into a bear one size smaller!]

[Waiting for One Person for Life: Never mind, then!]

[Xiao Wu: Five six six.]

[Xiao Wu: Wuwuwu! Why were there three sixes before mine? I'm so mad, Sister Xiao Wu wanted to get the reward this time! Bibi Dong, you horrible woman! It must have been because of what you said! I've decided to curse you out all day!]

Xiao Wu was the one who was truly about to explode with anger. She had finally gotten lucky for once, yet there had been three sixes before her!

And those three sixes had even been indirectly caused by that awful woman, Bibi Dong!

"Xiao Wu, don't be angry. These are the carrots you like most—I just bought them for you!"

When Tang San saw Xiao Wu inexplicably get angry again, he hurriedly took out the carrots he had already bought and handed them to her.

Xiao Wu had not been by his side all day, and it immediately made Tang San feel as though a piece of his heart was missing.

He felt that he must have done something wrong, so after finishing his forging work today, he had gone to buy Xiao Wu's favorite carrots.

Xiao Wu glanced at Tang San and found him irritating no matter how she looked at him!

The more she thought about how this ordinary-looking boy before her wanted to win her affection and ultimately take her Soul Ring, the more irritated she became.

With one slap, she knocked the carrots from Tang San's hand onto the ground.

"Take your carrots and get away from me. I don't want to see you right now!"

Tang San silently picked up the carrots that had fallen to the ground, then returned to his bed.

His gaze turned cold. "Don't let me find out who made Sister Xiao Wu angry, or you'll have brought death upon yourself!"

[Not Little Witch: Five five five. This round is over for me, nothing more to say. It's all Bibi Dong's fault! Whoever rolls badly next, let's all curse Bibi Dong together!]

[World's Greatest Poison: By the way, Group Leader, what happens if I roll three sixes too?]

[Strongest: I forgot to tell you all. This time, the top two rolls can receive rewards. After the next upgrade, it'll be the top three, and so on. As for identical rolls, they'll roll again, and whoever gets the higher number receives the reward.]

Yang Xiu had originally intended to wait for everyone in the chat group to complain a little longer, but since someone had asked, he told them.

As the group leader, he could also receive two lottery chances this time.

His strength should see another considerable increase.

[Not Little Witch: The Group Leader is so bad. You only tell us something this important now. Too bad I still have no hope!]

[Bibi Dong: See that? There are two slots. Keep cursing this Pope, and this Pope will get angry with whoever does it!]

When Bibi Dong saw Ah Yin roll three sixes, her vision went dark.

Had she known, she would have rolled first!

Now, not only had she failed to get a reward, she had also offended everyone in the group.

That was why she had not dared to say anything just now.

Bibi Dong wiped the cold sweat from her forehead.

Luckily, there were two slots. Otherwise, Bibi Dong could guarantee that she would not dare look at the chat group for the next few days.

[Bibi Dong: Three four five. What a pity.]

[Motherless Since Childhood: Even with two slots, you're still responsible!]

[Xiao Wu: Um... does that mean I can get a reward too!]

[A Healer Cannot Heal Themself: Though I really don't want to eat my words, if nothing unexpected happens, yes!]

"Yay!"

After seeing the healer's reply, Xiao Wu excitedly pumped her fist!

"Um, Little Blackie! Take the carrots and wash them. Sister Xiao Wu is hungry."

Tang San was stunned when he heard Xiao Wu's words, then realized that Little Blackie was referring to him.

His face immediately lit up as he happily took the carrots that had fallen to the ground earlier outside to wash them.

Xiao Wu still has me in her heart. Otherwise, she wouldn't call me something so intimate! Hehehe!

Tang San grinned foolishly.

[Shadow Cat: Ahem, I haven't rolled yet...]

[Xiao Wu: Hmph! Big Kitty, I've basically already won half of this. Don't even think about it!]

[Shadow Cat: Six six six. What a pity, little rabbit, but I'm still a step ahead!]

The corners of Zhu Zhuqing's lips curled up slightly. It seemed that she had won this round.

Her previously poor mood became better again because of this reward.

[Not Little Witch: Hahahaha! I'm dying laughing! You got overturned at the last second, little rabbit. You've provided me with a whole month's worth of laughs.]

[World's Greatest Poison: I told you not to pop champagne at halftime, not to pop champagne at halftime, but you wouldn't listen! Look what happened now!]

Dugu Yan laughed quite hard as well. Getting overturned after popping champagne at halftime was simply too entertaining.

"I must never be like this little rabbit in the future. Even if I get the highest roll, I have to keep quiet."

Dugu Yan warned herself.

Oh right, she had learned the phrase "popping champagne at halftime" from the Group Leader.

Though she had no idea what champagne was.

[A Healer Cannot Heal Themself: Ahem, I take back what I said. Xiao Wu, you'll never get a reward, hahahaha!]

[Xiao Wu: Ah!!! Big Kitty, I hate you! Wuwuwu!]

The instant Xiao Wu saw Zhu Zhuqing's three sixes, she was dumbfounded.

She immediately felt awful, nearly turning red with rage.

"Xiao Wu, your carrots."

Tang San eagerly brought the carrots over to Xiao Wu. Seeing the rage on her face, though, he felt that something was not quite right.

"Get lost! I don't want your carrots!"

Xiao Wu angrily slapped the carrots from Tang San's hand onto the ground once again.

Tang San's face twitched as he screamed wildly inside:

Who was it this time?! You really have brought death upon yourself!!!

[Shadow Cat: Hahaha, just luck, just luck!]

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