Douluo: Gojo Satoru Template, Joining the Chat Group
Chapter 4

The Unlucky Xiao Wu

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[Not Little Witch: It should be pretty normal for men to have three wives and four concubines, right... I just thought three people playing together sounded a bit exciting... How did this turn into whether there are any good men in the world...]

Little Witch Ning Rongrong felt a little embarrassed. One casual remark from her had turned all the men in the world into bad guys.

Wasn't that a talent in itself?...

Getting back to the point, Ning Rongrong actually did not think much of men having three wives and four concubines.

Which of the elders around her did not have three wives and four concubines?

Her father had only recently taken another concubine.

Even Bone Douluo, the most honest of them all, had been surrounded by wives and concubines in his youth.

So, Ning Rongrong was not surprised by things she had long grown accustomed to.

In any case, she did not have many requirements for her future husband.

He just needed to meet three conditions.

First, he had to be extremely handsome, extremely good-looking!

Second, he had to be strong. Otherwise, he would not be able to protect her, an auxiliary-system Soul Master.

Third: he had to love her! (If he exceeded the first requirement by a lot, the third one was optional.)

As long as he met those three conditions, she would not care how many wives or concubines he took.

Anyway, Ning Rongrong did not mind.

"I wonder if the group owner is handsome... Hehe."

Ning Rongrong began swooning.

From the few words the group owner had spoken, she had already learned that he was probably a man.

She just did not know what he looked like.

"If he's handsome, I'd be willing to be his lover too. Hehehe."

Ning Rongrong excitedly rolled over on her bed.

[It's Wu, Not Five: It seems only powerful males in the soul beast world can have several female partners. If humans were the same, wouldn't they become soul beasts?]

Xiao Wu still held firmly to her own opinion.

[Shadow Cat: I actually quite agree with Little Witch's view, but Xiao Wu is also right.]

[Shadow Cat: It is normal for powerful Soul Masters to have many partners, and it is also more beneficial for the inheritance of martial souls.]

[Shadow Cat: But if you're weak and still want to build a harem, you're simply courting death!]

Clearly, Zhu Zhuqing's final sentence was an outlet for the anger in her heart.

Zhu Zhuqing had already recovered from her sadness.

She no longer thought about that scumbag.

As someone who had grown up in an aristocratic family, she also accepted the practice of three wives and four concubines.

But the premise was that the man had to be strong. If he could not even beat her, then dreaming of three wives and four concubines was just that—a dream!

That was why Zhu Zhuqing was not angry that Dai Mubai had been fooling around outside. She was angry that he had abandoned cultivation and indulged in pleasure.

He was treating her, Zhu Zhuqing's, life as a joke!

[It's Wu, Not Five: Hmph, forget it. I won't argue with you anymore. As long as Third Brother is pure and spotless, that's all that matters.]

Yang Xiu made a face that was hard to describe when he saw what Xiao Wu said.

If Tang San could be considered pure and spotless, then there was not a single pure person left in this world.

[Strongest: Hard to say...]

[It's Wu, Not Five: ???]

Xiao Wu shut down... Even the way she looked at Tang San beside her became somewhat strange.

[It's Wu, Not Five: Ahhh! I'm so mad! Bibi Dong, you bastard, I'll definitely get revenge on you!]

[Bibi Dong: Are you sick? If you've got the guts, come straight to Spirit Hall! Just see whether I deal with you or not!]

Bibi Dong felt that, aside from a few people, everyone else in this chat group was somewhat insane.

Fortunately, she had already adjusted her mindset. Otherwise, she would have been angered half to death again.

[Strongest: All right. I remember inviting seven people into the chat group. Can the remaining person come out and say something?]

[Not Little Witch: What does "say something" mean?]

[A Healer Cannot Heal Himself: It probably means coming out to speak.]

[Strongest: That's right. Say something. Our chat group still needs a certain activity level to upgrade.]

[Motherless Since Childhood: Another real name? Luckily Ah Yin isn't as annoying as Bibi Dong, or she'd be mocked by the whole group too. Hahahaha!]

Inside a hidden, dark, damp cave, a stalk of Blue Silver Grass gently swayed.

Ah Yin's consciousness had awakened the moment the chat group appeared. She was no longer in a muddled state.

The nickname she entered in the chat group was also Ah Yin.

She had originally wanted to say a few words as well, but then she saw the title of Spirit Hall's Pope.

Ah Yin was a little triggered and decided to observe for a while longer.

She had not expected this all-powerful group owner to call her out directly.

In order not to offend the group owner, Ah Yin still spoke up.

[Ah Yin: Hello, Group Owner. Hello, everyone.]

[It's Wu, Not Five: Hello...]

[Not Little Witch: Hello, Ah Yin!]

[A Healer Cannot Heal Himself: Hello, Ah Yin. Your name sounds lovely.]

[Ah Yin: Thank you, everyone.]

Ah Yin sensed the goodwill within the group. Her initial wariness eased, and she finally relaxed.

[Not Little Witch: Oh, right. I see the chat group has a gift function. Let these Gold Soul Coins be a greeting gift for everyone.]

[Group Chat Notification: 'Not Little Witch' has sent a red packet.]

A red packet—Yang Xiu was very familiar with those.

In his previous life, he had been an expert at snatching red packets.

He immediately tapped to claim it.

"Five thousand Gold Soul Coins. This Little Witch is quite generous."

Yang Xiu smiled. As expected of the young lady of the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Clan.

She was so rich that money was all she had left.

[Strongest: Five thousand. Thanks, Little Witch.]

[Motherless Since Childhood: Thanks for the three thousand Gold Soul Coins, Little Witch!]

Although Qian Renxue was not short on money, since she had accepted the gift, she naturally had to thank the sender.

[Shadow Cat: Five thousand Gold Soul Coins. Thank you, Little Witch.]

[A Healer Cannot Heal Himself: Then I must have gotten the most—ten thousand Gold Soul Coins. Thank you, Little Witch.]

[It's Wu, Not Five: Wuwuwu, why did I only get ten Gold Soul Coins? The chat group is targeting me!!!]

Xiao Wu was utterly dumbfounded. She had originally wanted to use the money to buy carrots.

But when she opened the red packet and saw that there were only ten Gold Soul Coins, that was bad enough.

Everyone in the group had received thousands of Gold Soul Coins, instantly making Xiao Wu lose it a little.

Seeing the group owner's message, Ning Rongrong excitedly rolled around on her bed.

That should have raised his favorability a little, right...

Then she saw Xiao Wu's message and did not know whether to laugh or cry. How could this person's luck be so terrible?

Everyone else had snatched at least a thousand Gold Soul Coins, yet she had only gotten ten.

After thinking for a moment, she typed a reply.

[Not Little Witch: Little Sister Xiao Wu, then I'll send you another one.]

Thus, Xiao Wu received another thousand Gold Soul Coins from Ning Rongrong and immediately beamed with joy.

And so, she spoke without thinking much.

[It's Wu, Not Five: By the way, Little Witch, how did you know my name is Xiao Wu?]

[Not Little Witch: I didn't know just now. Now I do...]

[A Healer Cannot Heal Himself: Tsk... Why does Xiao Wu seem a little lacking in intelligence?]

[Motherless Since Childhood: Remove "seem."]

[Bibi Dong: Hmph, I don't care about such a small amount of money!]

Money had long become a mere worldly possession to Bibi Dong, so she had not tapped to claim it.

[Motherless Since Childhood: See? This Bibi Dong really is annoying. What a buzzkill.]

[It's Wu, Not Five: Exactly! Bad person!]

[Strongest: Ahem, all right, quiet down, everyone. Let me first explain our chat group to you.]

As soon as Yang Xiu spoke, the chat group, which had been arguing moments ago, instantly fell silent.

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