Douluo: Gojo Satoru Template, Joining the Chat Group
Chapter 9

New Members Join the Group

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The next day.

It was nearly noon when Yang Xiu finally woke from his dreams.

Still groggy, he scratched at his head of white hair.

He glanced at the clock. Hmm... exactly ten o'clock.

After casually washing up, Yang Xiu opened the chat group.

A flood of messages filled his view.

"It really is lively. Nice, nice. The more they chat, the more activity points I get."

Yang Xiu scrolled through the chat history.

Good grief, almost all the messages from the latter half of the night had been sent by Xiao Wu.

Nearly every one of them was her cursing Bibi Dong.

She did not stop until three or four in the morning.

At seven that morning, Bibi Dong had sent a single message: "Psychopath."

That had once again sparked Xiao Wu's tirade.

At nine, Qian Renxue joined the battle as well.

Little Witch was still fanning the flames from the sidelines.

Zhu Zhuqing, Ah Yin, and Ye Lingling, on the other hand, had not said anything.

[Strongest: Good morning!]

[Not Little Witch: Good morning, Group Leader big brother.]

[Wu, Not Five: Good morning. Of course, not good morning to the ugliest person in the world, Bibi Dong!]

[Motherless Since Childhood: It's almost noon. What morning?]

Qian Renxue had already learned that this unfathomable Group Leader was actually quite easygoing.

Thus, she was not overly reserved in the chat group.

[Bibi Dong: Good morning, Group Leader.]

[Zhu Zhuqing: Good morning, Group Leader!]

[Ah Yin: Good morning!!! Group Leader!]

Good grief, Yang Xiu had flushed out all the lurkers with just one sentence.

"Good thing I found Xiao Wu, the one who loves talking the most. Otherwise, if they all lurked one by one, how would my activity points rise?"

[Strongest: All right, I'm going to invite new members now.]

As Yang Xiu's words fell, the chat group began inviting people from the Douluo Continent.

This time, however, Yang Xiu did not know who had been invited.

Still, it did not matter. He could guess from their nicknames and what they said.

[Not Little Witch: Looking forward to it!]

[Bibi Dong: I hope the people invited are normal. There are already enough psychopaths in this group.]

Bibi Dong truly hoped someone would join who, at the very least, was not hostile toward her.

That way, she could at least ease the predicament of being targeted by everyone.

Bibi Dong was utterly fed up with this bunch!

[Motherless Since Childhood: Pfft, hahahaha! Bibi Dong, you crazy woman. A psychopath calling someone else a psychopath—now that's rich.]

[Shadow Cat: Bibi Dong, I didn't provoke you. Watch that indiscriminate attack, or I'll join Xiao Wu and Motherless in cursing you.]

[Not Little Witch: Exactly! Exactly!]

[Group Message: Welcome 'Waiting for One Person for Life' and 'World's Greatest Poison' to the chat group.]

[Not Little Witch: Welcome, newcomers!]

[Wu, Not Five: Welcome, newcomers. Does anyone like eating carrots? We can eat some together when we have time.]

[Motherless Since Childhood: Welcome, newcomers. Also, who invites people to eat carrots? Xiao Wu, were you a rabbit in your past life or something?]

[Wu, Not Five: None of your business. That's the custom where I'm from.]

Xiao Wu was not lying. Among the Soft Bone Rabbit clan, it was customary to invite fellow clan members to eat carrots when they met.

[A Healer Cannot Heal Themself: Your local customs are pretty strange. Welcome, newcomers!]

[Shadow Cat: Welcome, newcomers. By the way, Doctor, did you just wake up? I thought you logged off early yesterday.]

[A Healer Cannot Heal Themself: Oh, I consulted a very skilled doctor yesterday and read medical books until late. I'm still a little groggy.]

Ye Lingling rubbed her messy hair as she replied casually.

The medical book Brother Yang had given her was simply too profound. She had read until six in the morning.

[Shadow Cat: As expected of a doctor. If I ever get injured or sick, I'll come find you.]

[A Healer Cannot Heal Themself: No problem. Leave it to me.]

[Ah Yin: Welcome, newcomers!!!]

[Bibi Dong: What's there to welcome? Hey, you two newcomers should know who I am, right? I can give you the opportunity to follow this Pope.]

[Bibi Dong: As long as you help this Pope curse that dead rabbit and that dead orphan, this Pope will reward you handsomely. Soul bones aren't out of the question either...]

Naturally, Bibi Dong was dangling empty promises. Even Chrysanthemum Douluo and Ghost Douluo had worked themselves to the bone for her all these years without receiving a single soul bone.

How could she possibly give any to a few chat group members she did not even know?

"Hmph! Under the pressure of my Spirit Hall, surely you won't dare refuse."

Bibi Dong was inexplicably confident in herself, believing that the title of Spirit Hall Pope alone would be enough to subdue these two newcomers.

[Waiting for One Person for Life: Bibi Dong, you homewrecker! You'll spend the rest of your life alone! Follow you? Keep dreaming!]

[Motherless Since Childhood: Whoa! What powerful firepower. Looks like we've got an ally. Bibi Dong, look how hated you are—even a random newcomer wants to curse you.]

[Wu, Not Five: That's right! Bibi Dong is a homewrecker. She'll never be able to be with the person she loves in this life!]

[Strongest: You dared draw your blade against the strong as soon as you entered the group? I acknowledge your will to bully others!]

Yang Xiu naturally joined in on the fun as well.

He had more or less guessed who this "Waiting for One Person for Life" was.

Someone who immediately called Bibi Dong a homewrecker and chose such a nickname was most likely Liu Erlong.

[Bibi Dong: Damn it! Who are you calling a homewrecker?! I advise you to retract that message immediately, or I'll find every possible way to destroy you!]

Within Spirit Hall, Bibi Dong's eyes nearly spewed fire.

When the others in the group cursed her before, she had only felt somewhat irritated.

But now, someone had come straight at her and called her a homewrecker.

Bibi Dong truly could not endure it any longer.

[Waiting for One Person for Life: Heh, and you still say you aren't a homewrecker? I won't retract it. What can you do about it? If you've got the guts, come find me!]

Just as Yang Xiu had guessed, this person was Liu Erlong.

Today, she had once again fallen into her usual state of longing for Yu Xiaogang when she was invited into this chat group.

After learning that Bibi Dong was in the group, and that group members could not harm one another, she made her next move.

Liu Erlong could not wait to start unleashing a barrage upon Bibi Dong.

Although the two had never met, Liu Erlong had long hated this Pope of Spirit Hall.

The reason was none other than Yu Xiaogang.

Every night, Yu Xiaogang would gaze in the direction of Spirit Hall, and Liu Erlong assumed he was still clinging to old feelings.

Thus, she naturally came to hate Bibi Dong.

Of course, what she would never have imagined was that Yu Xiaogang actually regretted not reading more books when he had been in Spirit Hall.

Because his store of knowledge was about to run dry...

[Bibi Dong: You! I! Aaaah! You bunch of lowlifes! Just you wait! I'll mobilize the power of Spirit Hall across the entire continent!]

[Shadow Cat: This chat group is getting more and more interesting.]

Watching Bibi Dong suffer setback after setback, Zhu Zhuqing smiled knowingly.

The gloom of being trapped in the Zhu Clan gradually faded.

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