Douluo: I, the Ultimate Darkness, Don't Take Pressure
Chapter 19

A Kitten Sneaking Snacks at Night? Choking Her, Making Her Throw Up, Then Locking Her in the Bathroom!

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Zhu Zhuqing recognized Dai Mubai.

But she did not dare acknowledge him. She hurriedly turned around and lowered her head.

At the same time, she recognized that the money pouch Qian Ni had thrown out was hers.

It was the savings she had accumulated for a year in preparation for running away from home!

That's my fiancé, and my money!

My fiancé took my money, then gave up his room...

That dogshit reality made Zhu Zhuqing close her eyes in despair.

Under the front desk clerk's burning gaze, the PY deal was struck.

Dai Mubai left the Rose Hotel in satisfaction, his arms around a pair of twins.

He had other places to fight. He did not care about losing this one.

Logically speaking, as the Star Luo Empire's fugitive Third Prince, he still received a stipend from Spirit Hall and should not have been short on money.

At the very least, he should not have given up his room over a few dozen Gold Soul Coins.

But... times had changed.

Shrek's dean, Flender, had found a way to buy Whale Glue Pellets.

They were good things that, when taken over a long period, could strengthen the body and increase the age limit of Soul Rings one could absorb.

They circulated only among imperial nobles and major Soul Master Academies.

Dai Mubai had long since run away from home and lost the support of the Star Luo Royal Family, so naturally, he could not receive aid from his family.

Unless he returned to Star Luo City.

But he felt that if he went back, he would die even faster.

Now that Dean Flender had found a source, all they lacked was money. Seeing a glimmer of hope, Dai Mubai resolutely contributed most of his possessions.

He let Flender handle the negotiations.

It was not just him. Oscar and Ma Hongjun had gone all in as well.

Ma Hongjun could no longer afford to visit brothels, while Oscar set up a stall to sell sausages every day. Thanks to his background, Dai Mubai was still the richest among them.

But even he wished he could split every Gold Soul Coin in half before spending it.

The money Qian Ni casually threw out was something he would once have disdained, yet now he happily accepted it.

As for the young woman beside Qian Ni, she was indeed exceptionally beautiful, but the twin sisters at his side each had their own charms.

Dai Mubai had not recognized her at all as his fiancée, Zhu Zhuqing.

Night fell. Inside a room on the top floor of the Rose Hotel.

Qian Ni casually tossed aside the Lightning Pellet and flopped onto the large bed.

"Awesome! I haven't slept in a bed for six years. I've fought my whole life—can't I enjoy myself for once?

"Why does cultivation have to be so inconvenient? I can meditate perfectly well while lying in bed!"

During the days after leaving Sea God Island and arriving in Suotuo City, Qian Ni's Soul Power had increased rapidly.

He now possessed thirty-fifth-level Soul Power.

His body cultivation had hit a bottleneck, so he devoted all his time to cultivating Soul Power. How could his progress not be fast?

After all, his body had been transformed by Ultimate Power and was growing farther and farther from that of a human.

Zhu Zhuqing stood at the doorway with a dejected expression.

With such a busty girl standing there, it was hard for Qian Ni not to notice her.

He sat up.

"Huh? Why are you still here?"

Zhu Zhuqing barely managed to recover from the blow of her fiancé failing to recognize her and even giving away his room.

Hearing Qian Ni's words, she said indignantly, "You used my money just now!

"This room should be mine!"

She had thought this lunatic in front of her would get angry, argue shamelessly, and continue tormenting her.

Unexpectedly, Qian Ni merely responded indifferently.

"Oh, then sleep in the bathroom.

"I've requisitioned the big bed!"

Zhu Zhuqing genuinely wanted to cry.

Qian Ni did not treat her as a woman. He did not even treat her as a person.

Clearly, he was the one who knocked her unconscious, yet in the end, her sister sold her to Qian Ni.

Those two bastards!

Gritting her teeth, she forced herself to act strong as she walked up to Qian Ni and held out her hand.

"Give me my whale... that medicine box!"

The box contained Whale Glue Pellets, which she had gone to great lengths to steal from her sister.

This lunatic did not seem to recognize Whale Glue Pellets. Perfect—she could get them back and swallow them quickly.

As if afraid Qian Ni would go back on his word, Zhu Zhuqing added, "You promised me. You said you'd give it to me once we reached the city."

Qian Ni returned the wooden box to her without a care.

Just as Zhu Zhuqing eagerly opened it and was about to take the Whale Glue Pellet

Qian Ni took out a plate of pitch-black little biscuits from his storage ring.

A peculiar fragrance spread through the room.

That scent was remarkably similar to the Whale Glue Pellet in her hand!

But it was a thousand times—ten thousand times—richer than the Whale Glue Pellet!

This was Whale Rubber Qian Ni had brought from Sea God Island, nearly ninety thousand years old! It was nothing like the watered-down, herb-mixed inferior product in Zhu Zhuqing's hand.

Qian Ni had grown used to its flavor. Now, he treated it merely as a snack to chew on whenever he felt like it.

With his physique and absorption ability, he could completely ignore Whale Rubber's side effects and had no need to heat it before eating.

He simply liked its chewy texture.

Besides, with the Copy Mirror, he could have as much of this stuff as he wanted.

Zhu Zhuqing instantly felt that the Whale Glue Pellet in her hand no longer smelled appealing.

Born sharp-witted, she had already guessed that the little biscuits on Qian Ni's plate were rarer and higher-grade "Whale Glue Pellets."

Who exactly is he? How can he casually take out such a treasure!

It smells so good. I want to try it so badly. If I took one, the age of my third Soul Ring might far surpass Zhu Zhuyun's!

Watching Qian Ni stuff piece after piece into his mouth like biscuits, tears of envy streamed from the corners of Zhu Zhuqing's eyes.

At the same time, Zhu Zhuqing became intensely curious about Qian Ni's Soul Ring configuration.

That lunatic... how old are his Soul Rings?

Late at night.

Zhu Zhuqing crept out from her makeshift bedding in the bathroom and stealthily approached the bed.

Half a plate of ten-thousand-year Whale Rubber still sat on the bedside table. Zhu Zhuqing reached out her little hand.

I'll only take one piece...

At worst, I'll really become your lackey!

If... you can protect me...

I don't want to die...

Zhu Zhuqing gently picked up a piece of Whale Rubber. Before she could retreat, she turned around and stuffed it into her mouth.

She looked incredibly sneaky, yet a little stupid.

The rich flavor filled her mouth, and before long, a scorching heat rose from within her body.

Zhu Zhuqing knew that the medicinal effect had kicked in!

But immediately afterward, she felt her neck tighten, making it hard to breathe! It was as though someone had grabbed her throat!

What's happening? Is this the side effect of this stuff?

No. It was neither.

Zhu Zhuqing came to her senses and realized that Qian Ni was gripping her neck!

"You really are hungry! You'll eat anything!"

Zhu Zhuqing struggled as she asked, "What is this?... My body feels so hot! So hot!"

Qian Ni looked at her with a faint, teasing smile.

"Whale Rubber—the raw ingredient for Whale Glue Pellets. Eating it untreated has a powerful aphrodisiac effect, but improper consumption can make you explode and die.

"The piece you ate is nearly ninety thousand years old.

"With your physique, you're guaranteed to die."

Zhu Zhuqing's mind was already growing muddled. Only then did she realize she had made a fatal mistake.

This thing was like experimental dishes in a cafeteria. Never casually try something new!

"Ah... ngh... ah... I don't want to die..."

Zhu Zhuqing let out catlike cries.

Qian Ni rolled his eyes, pinched open her mouth, and shoved in his index finger. God's Hand moved at high speed, violently shaking her throat, where the glossopharyngeal nerves were spread throughout.

"Bleurgh—"

The Whale Rubber chunk, whose surface had only just softened, was vomited out.

But the medicinal power that had already been triggered was not so easily dealt with.

Looking at Zhu Zhuqing, whose entire body had turned bright red as she writhed on the floor like a maggot, Qian Ni wrapped her in a blanket and tossed her into the bathroom.

"This is way too forward. Deal with it yourself manually.

"And you wasted a piece of ninety-thousand-year Whale Rubber. You and your sister can prepare to be my lackeys for the rest of your lives!"

Bang—

The bathroom door slammed shut. With the last of her rationality, Zhu Zhuqing turned on the cold shower and began frantically mining.

In the suite next door, the young miss of the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Sect was so shocked by the frenzied catlike cries that she could not sleep all night.

She did not really understand it, but she was deeply shaken.

"Are female Soul Masters outside... all this formidable...?"

Ning Rongrong wrapped the blanket into a ball and clamped it between her knees. Her little face was flushed red, and her eyes seemed ready to drip with moisture.

In the large-bed room downstairs, Xiao Wu used Twin Peaks Ringing the Ears to knock Tang San unconscious.

Tang San trusted Xiao Wu completely and was caught off guard at once, falling asleep the moment he hit the bed.

Then Xiao Wu spat with a red face.

"What shameless woman.

"Crying out so loudly..."

Early the next morning, Tang San opened his eyes groggily and looked at Xiao Wu in confusion.

"Xiao Wu, last night..."

Xiao Wu calmly interrupted him.

"The noise upstairs was too loud last night. I was afraid it would affect your sleep, Little San, so I used a physical sleep aid.

"How was the effect?"

Tang San said nothing...

What else could he do? He could only forgive her!

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