Luo Yihe

"Everyone, take a good look and learn from this. Early yesterday morning, an extremely vile incident occurred at the end of South Street. Four men attempted to assault a female teacher. Fortunately, our class monitor Tang San arrived in time and subdued those hooligans..."

"Subdued them? Where? Where?"

Luo Yihe, who had been sleeping at the back of the classroom, suddenly raised his head and looked around.

Those lively little eyes of his clearly showed how seriously he was taking this.

The small classroom abruptly fell silent, and all the students turned to look at him.

"Pfft, hahahaha!!!"

The entire classroom immediately erupted in laughter, with several students laughing so hard they slapped their desks.

Yu Xiaogang, standing at the podium with his crew cut, immediately darkened.

He looked ready to kill someone...

"Luo Yihe, stand up!"

"The rest of you, quiet down! Stop laughing! Is it that funny?"

Yu Xiaogang's dead-fish eyes swept across the room.

The classroom instantly fell quiet. Only then did Yu Xiaogang nod in satisfaction before turning his gaze back to Luo Yihe.

"Luo Yihe, repeat what I just said!"

Pretending to yawn, Luo Yihe swiftly kicked Xiao Wu beside him.

Xiao Wu merely reached out and patted the pink ankle sock Luo Yihe had dirtied. Her head never lifted from her book. Anyone who did not know better would have thought she loved studying that much!

Speechless, Luo Yihe unceremoniously pinched Xiao Wu's slender waist.

"Ah!!!"

Luo Yihe had suddenly pinched the soft flesh at her waist, and Xiao Wu cried out involuntarily.

As expected, Yu Xiaogang shifted his gaze toward Xiao Wu beside Luo Yihe.

"Xiao Wu, do you have a problem with me? Then answer for Luo Yihe. Repeat what I just said."

Xiao Wu looked like she was about to cry as she shot a vicious glare at the utterly unfazed Luo Yihe.

Xiao Wu stood up and tentatively said, "The rest of you, stop laughing? Is it that funny?"

"Hahahaha!!!"

Luo Yihe immediately burst out laughing and added, "What the hell do you mean, 'Is it that funny'?!"

"Hahahaha!!!"

Seeing someone take the lead, the other students all burst into laughter as well!!!

Yu Xiaogang's face visibly turned purplish-red. He was clearly furious.

Yu Xiaogang slammed his hand on the desk and roared, "Stop laughing! Xiao Wu, Luo Yihe, the two of you, come here."

Xiao Wu huffed angrily, her little face bright red. The more she thought about it, the angrier she became, and she kicked straight at Luo Yihe's butt as he walked ahead of her.

Luo Yihe had long known Xiao Wu would look for a chance to retaliate. The moment he saw her start to lift her leg, he quickly darted forward.

Xiao Wu was caught off guard and took one huge stride, nearly performing a full split for the entire class.

Xiao Wu's face visibly darkened, but when she raised her head, her expression suddenly brightened again. She even gave Luo Yihe, who had secretly turned back to look at her, a sweet smile.

Luo Yihe immediately sensed trouble, and alarm bells rang wildly in his heart.

"Teacher Yu, it was my fault for sleeping in class. I am guilty. I'll go punish myself right now."

Without waiting for Yu Xiaogang to reply, Luo Yihe took off running toward the classroom door. After running for a bit, though, he ran back.

Yu Xiaogang could not make sense of Luo Yihe's antics and said irritably, "Why did you come back? If you've realized your mistake, then..."

Luo Yihe did not let Yu Xiaogang finish, cutting him off. "Teacher Yu really is young at heart."

"What?"

"Your underwear showing is quite unique. Pink, with little pig patterns."

"What?"

Yu Xiaogang still did not understand what Luo Yihe meant, but he followed Luo Yihe's line of sight.

His old face immediately reddened. He hurriedly tucked himself in and covered his crotch.

Seeing that he had finally understood, Luo Yihe smiled in satisfaction before turning and bolting away.

The students below had all turned red-faced, clearly holding their laughter in painfully.

When Xiao Wu saw Luo Yihe run off again, she could no longer keep up the act and roared, "Luo Yihe, don't run! Today, only one of us is walking away alive!"

With a whoosh, she ignored Yu Xiaogang's dark expression and chased after him.

Bang bang bang... bang bang bang...

"Outrageous! Absolutely outrageous! Xiao Wu and Luo Yihe never need to attend my classes again."

Yu Xiaogang stood at the podium, smacking it so hard it rattled. If only he had pulled up those pink pig-patterned underwear sticking out, he would have looked far more imposing.

{Ding! The host has finally caused someone's defenses to collapse. Congratulations, Host, on obtaining the world's most, most, most... awesome Invincible Negative Emotion System.}

Luo Yihe, who was running toward the school gate, shuddered from head to toe.

"A cheat?"

"It's a system!"

"Hahaha, that damned Mew, that disloyal and unfilial Pokémon—ah, no, it should be martial soul. It's been gone for almost three years. Who knows where that drifter has run off to again? It does not even know to come back and visit every now and then."

"Even heaven could not stand it anymore, so it specially sent me a system. This is... this is wonderful."

{This system is a Negative Emotion Collection System. As long as someone develops negative emotions because of the host, the host can obtain points. Points can be used for draws or direct purchases.}

{I am an essential divine tool for showing off and slapping faces, for losers rising to greatness, and for poor boys marrying the only daughter of a Beijing A-license family. Remember, marrying her! Not marrying into her family.}

{Would you like to bind?}

"Go screw yourself. You're the loser. I, Luo Yihe, am twelve years old, with the Mew martial soul, innate soul power rank ten, and looks only slightly inferior to those of my esteemed readers. Thinking back to when I was six..."

{Fuck you! Are you binding or not?}

"You guess?"

(╬▔皿▔)╯{I'll guess your damn star-shaped twist*****, bind already! Hurry!}

╮(╯▽╰)╭"Fine, fine, binding, binding. Systems are so impatient these days. Hard to deal with. This team is not easy to lead."

{Ding! The system has received the host's consent. The system is binding... System binding successful!}

{Yesterday, you relied on yourself; today, you rely on the system. Truly, spring breezes carry proud horses onward; young and promising, you cling to a system. Congratulations on becoming the first host of the noble Emotion System. There are many villains along life's road, and the system shall write a legend for you... [ten thousand words omitted.]}

{For your first successful binding, you are awarded one system storage space, along with one beginner's ten-pull draw!}

{Beginning draw!}

{Congratulations, Host. You have drawn one pearl milk tea.}

{Congratulations, Host. You have drawn one hamburger.}

{Congratulations, Host. You have drawn one iced happy water.}

{Congratulations, Host. You have drawn one serving of French fries.}

Luo Yihe: "..."

(╬◣д◢)"Fuck!"

"You were hired by Yu Xiaogang, weren't you?! Four consecutive items, all weight-gain tools. I'm starting to suspect Tang San saw himself getting cuckolded in another time and space, then deliberately gave me a damned..."

{Everything produced by this system is naturally premium. Not only will these foods not make you gain weight, they will also temporarily increase your cultivation speed and absorb excess fat.}

"...amazing system worthy of praise!"

{Then shall we continue drawing?}

"Draw!"

{Congratulations, Host. You have obtained...}

Luo Yihe was still crouching off to the side, examining the prizes the system had drawn for him.

Suddenly, a long scorpion braid wrapped around Luo Yihe's neck. Before he could react, he was flung into the air.

"Third soul skill, Teleport."

"First soul skill, Waist Attack."

Three soul rings suddenly appeared beneath Xiao Wu's feet—yellow, yellow, purple. The innermost yellow ring and the outermost purple ring were shining.

(°□°;)"Holy shit! Sister Xiao Wu, I was wro—ow."

Ten minutes later...

Luo Yihe's face was bruised and swollen as Xiao Wu sat on top of him, leaving him unable to move.

"Cough, cough! Sister Xiao Wu, well, you might not believe this, but this is the truth."