Kicked Him in the Balls

Luo Yihe shouted, "Chenghe, quickly, steady your mind and pull that power back!"

Xiao Chenghe said, "Brother Luo, I... I'm already doing it."

Half an hour later... everyone in Suotuo City was gasping for air, as though they had just been pulled from drowning.

Mu Chenglong panted. "Little brothers, you've truly hidden your talents well."

"My name is Mu Chenglong, a level ninety-five Super Douluo. My elder brother is Lion Douluo, the fourth consecrated of Spirit Hall. Are you interested in joining Spirit Hall?"

Luo Yihe and Xiao Chenghe exchanged a glance and answered in unison, "No."

{Ding, negative emotions from Mu Chenglong +88}

"Hahaha, it seems Spirit Hall isn't attractive enough for you two little brothers. Then are you interested in joining my Mu Family? Although the Mu Family is also part of Spirit Hall, if you join us, you won't be subject to the control of any force, including Spirit Hall. My Mu Family will also provide you with the necessary protection and all kinds of cultivation resources. And this old man guarantees that your ninth soul rings will definitely be hundred-thousand-year soul rings, and the soul bones won't be divided either—they'll all be given to you. What do you say?"

The old man regained his spirited appearance and slightly raised his chin.

The crowd watching from the side was utterly shocked. He was promising hundred-thousand-year soul rings and soul bones! In this city, almost no one had even seen such things. They were treasures people had only heard of. In their eyes, as long as Luo Yihe and Xiao Chenghe agreed, these two little brothers would become figures standing at the pinnacle of the entire continent in the future. The ordinary people, the little geniuses who had come to enroll in the academy, and even the six- and seven-ring powerhouses who had come to inspect the situation were all green with envy.

Yet Luo Yihe and Xiao Chenghe still shook their heads. Neither of them needed soul rings, so these conditions might as well have been no conditions at all to the two brothers.

Luo Yihe cupped his fists politely. "Thank you for thinking so highly of us, Your Excellency. My little brother and I are deeply honored. Perhaps we'll join Spirit Hall in the future, but for now, we only want to brave the storms, face all kinds of hardships, and welcome the trials and opportunities that belong to us. Sorry, old sir, for disappointing you."

Mu Xiangyang was not angry. Instead, he burst into laughter. "Hahaha, you sure know how to talk for someone so young. I thought you were going to join Spirit Hall's Judicial Hall!"

"Fine then. Since you said you might join Spirit Hall in the future, this old man will give you some benefits in advance."

Just as Luo Yihe and Xiao Chenghe were feeling confused—

"Chenglong! Go spar with these two little brothers."

"Yes!..."

"Little brothers, let's go! We'll head outside the city. Let me see just how monstrous you are."

Luo Yihe and Xiao Chenghe exchanged glances, both overjoyed. In truth, neither of them had much combat insight. They fought entirely by crushing others with raw stats. If a pig had the same setup as the two of them, it definitely would not be much weaker than they were now.

The two brothers cupped their fists toward the two men. "Thank you, Your Excellencies!"

Afterward, Luo Yihe gave all the money on him to Xiao Chenghe and told him to talk to the owner. If it wasn't enough, they could make up the difference later—or ask whether he wanted a phone and use that to settle the bill.

Zhu Zhuqing, still in Luo Yihe's arms, watched the entire time. She could not understand it. She was also considered a little genius, and she worked very hard, all so she could obtain the things Luo Yihe and Xiao Chenghe had just rejected so easily. She felt utterly lost, and her heart was filled with bitterness.

Mu Chenglong and Mu Xiangyang watched the two brothers haggle with the owner and promise to repay the money, even saying they could sell their asses if it came to that.

The two old men both wanted to laugh, but they were the center of attention right now... so they could not laugh.

Before long, the two old men flew ahead. Luo Yihe continued holding Zhu Zhuqing as he repeatedly teleported, while Xiao Chenghe broke into a mad sprint, smashing through rocks when he encountered rocks and trees when he encountered trees, without slowing down in the slightest.

After searching for a while, they finally found a relatively open area. Luo Yihe set Zhu Zhuqing down beside Mu Xiangyang. Zhu Zhuqing hurriedly stood straight and respectfully bowed to Mu Xiangyang. "Zhu Zhuqing greets Your Excellency."

"Uh, there's no need to be so polite. Watch carefully as well. It will benefit you greatly."

"Yes. Thank you for your guidance, Your Excellency."

Zhu Zhuqing then sat cross-legged beside Mu Xiangyang, regulating herself as she waited for the training from a Titled Douluo.

On the field...

Mu Chenglong said, "Attack however you like. As long as you can force me to possess my martial soul or use a soul skill, I can unconditionally grant each of you one request."

Luo Yihe asked, "Anything at all?"

Mu Chenglong burst into laughter. "That's right, anything at all. You can make your request right now. I'm afraid you'll never get the chance to say it in your entire lives."

Mu Chenglong had also understood the special power that had come from Xiao Chenghe earlier. As long as a powerful beast-type soul master did not suddenly test Xiao Chenghe, nothing would happen. Even if someone ambushed and killed Xiao Chenghe, it would not draw forth Volibear's power.

Thus, Mu Chenglong was extremely confident right now—or rather, he had always been extremely confident.

After Luo Yihe and Xiao Chenghe exchanged a glance, they spoke in unison. "I want to learn how to become handsome." ×2

Only heaven knew how envious Luo Yihe and Xiao Chenghe were whenever they saw someone become more handsome each time they gained a soul ring. They did not need soul rings, while on Douluo Continent, every absorbed soul ring accelerated one's development and growth. But they could not do that. Luo Yihe and Xiao Chenghe were certainly not ugly, but... they looked far too young. Or rather, they looked like normal eleven- or twelve-year-olds should.

But seeing others nearly a head taller than them while they themselves had faces like seven- or eight-year-old children, they believed they might not fit Douluo Continent's local standards of beauty. It depressed them to death.

The corners of all three people present twitched, especially Zhu Zhuqing. She was even more depressed.

Mu Chenglong's mouth twitched once before he burst into laughter. He had not encountered people this interesting in a long time.

"Hahaha, fine, come on. As long as you win, I'll tell you the secret to my youthful appearance. Go all out."

Luo Yihe and Xiao Chenghe's eyes lit up.

Luo Yihe's expression suddenly changed drastically. He stared behind Mu Chenglong in terror and shouted, "Uncle Mu, watch out! There's an Ultraman behind you!"

"What?"

The moment Mu Chenglong turned around, Luo Yihe teleported behind him. His brick was already raised high, but Mu Chenglong caught it with one hand behind his back.

"Hmph, you think such a little trick can... Aow~"

Sweat dripped endlessly from Mu Chenglong's forehead. His legs clamped tightly together, his face twisted with pain as he hopped around in place.

Mu Chenglong's face was distorted as he could not help cursing, "You... beastly... little bastard."

Zhu Zhuqing stared in utter disbelief, while Mu Xiangyang's mouth hung wide open for a long time, unable to say a word.

What a... beast... He actually kicked him in the balls.