"This is way too weak! And way too slow! What's even fun about this thing?!"
In a corner of Origin Internet Cafe, Wang Qiuer irritably clicked her mouse over and over. On the Screen, the blocky Steve wielded a lousy stone sword and wildly slashed at a slow-crawling blocky spider.
"Smack!"
The spider instantly turned into a puff of white smoke, dropping a strand of white string.
Wang Qiuer yawned boredly.
She glanced at the voice channel, where everyone else was practically howling in misery—Huo Yuhao was desperately digging himself into a hole, Di Tian was soaking in lava, and the Ice and Snow Emperors had been blown up so many times by something called a Creeper that they were beginning to question their lives. She really could not understand it.
"Monsters with stiff movements that look this dumb... even without my Golden Dragon Soul Power, I could dodge their attacks with my eyes closed!"
Wang Qiuer leaned back in her gaming chair and shouted toward Lu Yuan behind the counter not far away. "Boss! Is this game looking down on me? Isn't there some stronger enemy I can actually fight properly? Something where every punch lands?"
Lu Yuan had been flipping through a light novel. Hearing Wang Qiuer's complaint, he merely lifted his eyelids.
"Think it's not challenging enough? Want an opponent you can clash with head-on?"
After setting down his book, Lu Yuan tapped a few keys on the control console. "Fine, I'll satisfy you! Head due north from your current coordinates. Cross that mountain, and you'll find a village. There's a pretty suitable punching bag there for you."
"Oh? A village?" Wang Qiuer's eyes immediately lit up. "Are there high-level monsters?"
She immediately controlled her character and aggressively set off over mountains and through valleys.
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