I Saw an Acquaintance Bathing

"I agree!"

"What?"

"I said I agree!"

"You agreed to that too?"

"Yep!"

Feng Yue: "..."

The Five Elements Demon God's pitiful appearance stirred a trace of tenderness in Feng Yue's heart.

But this was Chaos. Seeking the Dao was what truly mattered.

"Fine, fine, fine. The third condition!"

Feng Yue continued, refusing to believe this woman could still endure it.

Today, she would definitely give up.

"I want your life!"

Feng Yue said coldly, with no hint of jest in his words.

Seeking the Dao, seeking the Dao—what one sought was the Dao itself. How could one attain it? It required immense perseverance, unwavering resolve, great wisdom, and the trials of great calamities... According to the deductions of countless powerhouses, every Demon God might appear amicable on the surface, at most bickering or fighting now and then, but when the final moment of life and death came, it would ultimately become a matter of sacrificing others to save oneself.

Therefore...

Feng Yue had to prepare for every possibility. There were countless stories in fantasy novels where peak protagonists were ambushed by those close to them, died miserably, and were reborn. He had no choice but to guard against it.

"If you wish to follow me, then I must also see your sincerity!"

Feng Yue spoke again, staring intently at the Five Elements Demon God to observe every change in her expression.

At first, the Five Elements Demon God took three fearful steps back, thinking Feng Yue was joking. But when she saw his serious expression, she understood somewhat.

He still didn't trust me.

The Five Elements Demon God murmured to herself before turning and leaving.

At this, Feng Yue revealed a long-unseen smile.

A living being's life was still very precious.

This was better. How nice it was to keep one's own life in one's own hands—why hand it over to someone else?

"Here, your sword!"

Feng Yue waved his hand and tossed the Five Elements Dao Swords to her.

Yet the Five Elements Demon God did not catch them. Instead, she slapped them away with one hand.

"You keep them. I'm leaving!"

"I'll never follow you again!"

Just like that, Feng Yue once more ventured into the depths of Chaos, wandering the boundless universe alone.

The Five Elements Demon God had left at just the right time. Knowing when to retreat in the face of difficulty was a woman's nature.

"Suddenly, I feel that women like her are truly free-spirited. She didn't even want a supreme Chaos spiritual treasure. Perfect—now I've gained another treasure!"

The thick-skinned Feng Yue now held a longsword in each hand. They differed in width, but were equally precious.

On top of that, he had acquired many spiritual treasures in Chaos: the Chaos White Jade Gourd, the Eighty-One-Petal Reincarnation Purple Lotus, the Void Divine Ruler—absolute good stuff, all unquestionably supreme Chaos spiritual treasures.

Among them, Feng Yue liked the Eighty-One-Petal Reincarnation Purple Lotus the most. Though it could not compare to something of the Chaos Genesis Azure Lotus's level, it was still quite good.

This was because the Reincarnation Purple Lotus could nurture lotus seeds, which would then give birth to many newly sprouted lotuses.

The Chaos Genesis Azure Lotus was said to possess only thirty-six petals. But based on Feng Yue's experience since arriving in Chaos, thirty-six petals absolutely could not be the Chaos Genesis Azure Lotus.

According to the rules of Chaos, thirty-six petals could at most make it a low-grade Chaos spiritual treasure. Forty-eight petals would merely be mid-grade, sixty-four petals would only reach high-grade, and only eighty-one petals could barely qualify as a supreme Chaos spiritual treasure.

Could the Chaos Genesis Azure Lotus really have only thirty-six petals? That was a Chaos supreme treasure, after all. Not only was it a spiritual root, it was also a spiritual treasure—an existence with two identities. Only thirty-six petals? Who was that supposed to fool?

Thinking of this, Feng Yue's imagination regarding the grade of the Chaos Green Lotus grew even wilder.

The Reincarnation Purple Lotus bloomed with eighty-one petals, framing a lotus pod that radiated an eerie purple glow. At its center were five elegant yet exceptionally bewitching lotus seeds, each a different color, enough to make anyone envious.

By now, Feng Yue was covered in treasures from head to toe.

His spiritual treasures and spiritual roots included: two Five Elements Dao Swords, the Chaos Heavenly Spirit Fruit Tree, the Divine Origin Pearl, the Chaos Five-Colored Seed, the Chaos Ice-Jade Fan, the Flower of Death, the Chaos Life Stone, the Chaos Purple-Gold Bamboo, the Chaos Annihilation Sword, the Chaos Creation Cauldron, the Chaos Fire Seed, the Chaos Battle Spirit Armor, the Chaos Gold Stone, the Chaos Imperishable Stone, the Chaos Heavenly Astral Stone, the Chaos White Jade Gourd, the Void Divine Ruler, and the Eighty-One-Petal Reincarnation Purple Lotus!

All in all, this trip to Chaos had not been wasted.

Feng Yue strode ahead and took out Clover along the way.

"Little fellow, where in the depths of Chaos is the Chaos Enlightenment Tree you mentioned?"

"Do you have Chaos coordinates?"

"Senior, that place is very far away, and two Chaos ferocious beasts are guarding it. Are you going there too?"

Recalling the ordeal it had suffered after accidentally wandering into that region, it curled up in fear.

"You may lack confidence in yourself, but you cannot lack confidence in me!"

"Just tell me the location and lead me there. If I truly obtain a fortuitous opportunity, I will use my supreme power to help you take human form!"

Clover: "..."

"If Senior wishes to go, then naturally I will not refuse!"

One man and one blade of grass crossed Chaos, once again heading toward a fortuitous opportunity.

Along the way, Feng Yue constantly felt that someone was following him.

He could not put his finger on it, but it felt somewhat familiar.

"Senior, let me tell you, there are many Chaos ferocious beasts in that region of Chaos!"

"And there's also an enormous lotus...!"

"I'm telling you, there's an egg there. It's huge—it feels like it could pierce the heavens...!"

Listening to Clover's endless chatter, the two traveled far and wide with remarkable ease.

At times, they encountered other Demon Gods. Each was occupied with their own affairs, and few had the habit of fighting mindlessly at the slightest provocation.

Some sat atop Chaos Stubborn Stones, comprehending the Dao and cultivating. Some ate spiritual fruits while discussing the Dao with female Demon Gods, verifying their Dao techniques and improving their strength.

Other Demon Gods refined pills and crafted artifacts through the void...

Yet what Feng Yue found even harder to understand was that one Demon God was actually hugging a Chaos Stubborn Stone and gnawing on it, claiming he was too hungry to ever feel full no matter how much he ate.

He had even eaten the excrement of certain Demon Gods, claiming he could draw boundless, vigorous power from the Dao and nature from it.

That was right. That person was the Devouring Demon God.

He was a supreme being who controlled one of the ten top-tier Great Dao Laws. He had already reached the peak of the twelfth layer of the Limitless Primordial Zenith Heaven Golden Immortal realm and was about to advance to the Dao Venerable realm.

But cultivating through eating shit? Feng Yue had truly never seen anything like it.

"Senior, there's a female Demon God bathing over there!"

"Look, so much Chaos divine water! It's all essence!"

Clover stood on Feng Yue's shoulder and looked around, just in time to spot a beautiful figure bathing. That body...

"Where? Where? Let me observe her and prepare in advance for unknown dangers...!"

Feng Yue excitedly looked in one direction. It would have been fine if he had not looked, but once he did...

Perhaps because they were both Chaos Demon Gods, their bodies spanned hundreds of millions of miles. The instant Feng Yue turned his head, his gaze met that of the female Demon God bathing.

"It's her?"

"Fuck!"

Feng Yue's excitement was beyond words. Chaos was so vast, yet the two of them had still run into each other.

Fuck, she was such a massive Demon God, yet she did not even put up a wall while bathing. That was way too fucking much.

"Creation, it's that lecher!"

"Fuck!"

"Little Ye, run!"

Perhaps because he still retained the mindset of a decent man from Earth, Feng Yue felt terribly embarrassed and immediately turned tail and fled.