I, the Primordial Spirit Lord, Begin by Swallowing the Chaos Pearl
Chapter 24

I'll Boil Eggs to Nourish Myself—You Two Little Beasts, Stop Making Trouble

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Beside it stood another incomparably gigantic egg, its entire body shrouded in halos of the Great Dao. From top to bottom, it radiated an incredibly dense aura of the Great Dao, its law-light soaring ten thousand zhang into the sky.

"Strange. Such a huge egg must be at least 1.296 billion li in size. If it were to take form, wouldn't that be utterly heaven-defying?!"

His true body was only a few hundred million li in size.

"Damn it, why not boil it and eat it!"

"With such dense power of the Great Dao's origin, eating it would definitely be more nourishing than a Chaos Enlightenment Fruit!"

No sooner said than done. Feng Yue took out the Chaos Creation Cauldron he had acquired long ago, then used the power of the Five Elements to refine some Chaos Divine Water from the chaos and pour it inside.

Fortunately, the Creation Cauldron could grow and shrink according to his will. Otherwise, Feng Yue really would not have known how to boil this enormous egg.

"Little Leaf, pick all the Chaos Heavenly Spirit Fruits from this tree and stew them into soup!"

As he spoke, Feng Yue immediately tossed out a Chaos Heavenly Spirit Fruit Tree.

"Senior, what a treasure! This is truly a great tonic!" Clover danced with excitement, hurriedly plucking the fruits from the Chaos Heavenly Spirit Fruit Tree and throwing them into the Creation Cauldron.

After all, a Creation Cauldron at the level of a half-step Chaos supreme treasure could fully withstand every kind of tempering within the chaos. Using it as a pot to boil a giant egg posed no problem at all.

This was also Clover's first time seeing Chaos Heavenly Spirit Fruits used as ingredients to boil an egg. Wasn't that extravagance beyond all reason?

"Senior, you're so rich!"

"In the future, I want to be like you too—possessing the power to crush all heroes and a body that hides ten thousand treasures...!"

Feng Yue: "..."

"Go on, go on. Stir the soup evenly. Stop dreaming about soaring through heaven and burrowing into earth, capable of anything and everything. Try to take form tomorrow after drinking this soup!"

"Yes, Senior!" Clover obediently stretched out one of his large leaves and frantically stirred the contents of the Creation Cauldron. His tiny body trembled with the effort; it truly took all he had.

The main problem was that the Creation Cauldron was too large, and so was the egg being boiled. It was a little miserable!

Feng Yue wrapped both arms around the giant egg, straightened his back, raised his body, and used all his strength to hurl it into the Chaos Creation Cauldron.

"Good grief, where in the chaos did such a gigantic egg come from? It's really damn heavy!"

Patting the exposed portion of the egg, Feng Yue watched streams of Great Dao runes flicker rapidly across its surface and found it somewhat strange.

The egg had life?

The myriad things born of the Great Dao in chaos truly were strange. There was everything under the sun.

There were Devouring Demon Gods that ate shit, Karma Demon Gods who loved deceiving people and selling things, Chaos Demon Apes born to battle, aloof goddess-like Creation Demon Gods, and now this giant egg brimming with vitality.

"Good thing it hasn't developed intelligence yet. Otherwise, I really wouldn't be able to stomach it!"

Drooling, Feng Yue released Chaos Divine Fire, forming a flame insignia beneath the Creation Cauldron. It then condensed into a mass and transformed into a Chaos flower.

Blazing flames burned the giant egg!

"Senior, Senior, the giant egg moved! It moved!"

"Don't be afraid. Put the lid on and keep burning!"

Smack!

Feng Yue directly pressed a Chaos Heavenly Astral Stone onto the pitch-black giant egg as a pot lid, then used divine abilities once more to suppress it.

The giant egg had no intelligence, but it possessed wisps of awareness—terror, fear, danger...

That meant that after another hundred or so kalpas, this giant egg might truly give birth to a living being. But Feng Yue would not give it that opportunity.

He would eat it to nourish himself first. As for anything else, if the Great Dao had the guts, it could come speak to him personally.

Clover worked hard at the side, blowing on the flames with his mouth, and he too had hopes for this giant egg.

Perhaps his transformation would depend on this egg.

After Feng Yue transformed the Chaos Divine Fire into the shape of a Chaos flower and placed it beneath the Creation Cauldron to roast and boil the giant egg, he had nothing else to do, so he climbed onto the Chaos Enlightenment Tree and sat down.

It really was strange. Such a huge tree was actually crooked-necked, with just enough space in the middle to climb up.

The trunk was incomparably broad. Twelve crystal-clear Enlightenment Fruits constantly absorbed the power of the Great Dao, integrating all three thousand Great Dao laws into themselves as they grew.

Feng Yue did not know whether the fruits could mature within a hundred kalpas, but they certainly looked delicious.

If Chaos Heavenly Spirit Fruits were a rare variety, then Chaos Enlightenment Fruits were a chaos-exclusive legendary variety.

One fruit could raise a Primordial Chaos Infinite Great Dao Venerable by one minor realm. With the calamity of the kalpa about to descend, only great strength could protect one's life.

Life in the chaos was quite good too. Whether the primordial world came into being or not did not seem like a big deal to Feng Yue.

As long as he wished it, he could completely use the power of the boundless Great Dao space-time laws to open up a world within his body. Whether it became a great thousand world, a middle thousand world, or a small thousand world would depend entirely on his level of mastery.

Generally speaking, though, creating an inner world was boring. He would have to watch over its growth every day. It was too exhausting.

Just as Feng Yue lazily lay atop the crooked branch of the Chaos Enlightenment Tree, humming a tune and drifting off to sleep...

A voice rang out from the distant chaos, exceptionally loud and clear.

"Who dares trespass into our territory?"

Two Chaos King-level ferocious beasts, one black and one white, leaped out from the side. They had four wings, dragon-like heads, elephant-like feet, qilin-like bodies, and Great Dao light streaming from their entire forms.

These were the two Chaos ferocious beasts Little Leaf had mentioned?

Feng Yue lowered his gaze, and two gleams of light shot from his pupils.

"Second layer of the Primordial Chaos Infinite Great Dao Venerable realm. They're even stronger than that Chaos King ferocious beast I encountered some time ago!"

"But to me, they're still ants!"

Three Thousand Demon Shadows!

A black Chaos King ferocious beast charged forward, its body suffused with Demon God power. It was a monster formed from the resentment and baleful aura left behind after the deaths of the previous generation's three thousand Chaos Demon Gods, evolving in tandem with the aura of calamity from this generation.

Space-Time Shatter!

Suppress!

With a wave of his hand, Feng Yue used the power of space-time to suppress it in place, leaving it utterly unable to move.

The phantoms of Chaos Demon Gods covering its body vanished as well.

"What?"

The other, white Chaos King ferocious beast looked at Feng Yue and felt a chill of terror.

"The Chaos Demon Gods of this generation seem somewhat different!"

But doubts were doubts. As a top-tier Chaos ferocious beast, it could still negotiate a few words.

"Release Black Brother, and we can yield this territory to you!"

The white ferocious beast spoke. The situation before them was already beyond their control. The invisible suppression of the black ferocious beast had made them understand that beyond the strong were always those even stronger.

"I won't release him!"

Feng Yue turned his back, bent his arm beneath his head as a pillow, and lay sprawled on the Chaos Enlightenment Tree, finding joy in it.

"What do you want?"

The white ferocious beast retreated several steps, its expression panicked and fearful.

The black ferocious beast remained frozen in its original stretch of space-time, still not released.

"I don't want anything!"

"You simply disturbed my cultivation!"

"You're deceiving beasts! You were clearly sleeping!" The white ferocious beast grumbled, unable to stop itself from adding another word.

Upon hearing that, Feng Yue instead sat upright.

"You knew I was in my own home, yet you still screamed your lungs out from millions of li away. Your voice is so loud—how about I cut it out for you?!"

A slap descended from the heavens, falling straight onto the white ferocious beast's head.

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