I, the Primordial Spirit Lord, Begin by Swallowing the Chaos Pearl
Chapter 32

This Venerable Had Met the Most Long-Winded Demon God in Chaos

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Feng Yue took out all the spirit fruits and could not resist pressing his nose close to smell them.

"Mmm, pure and fragrant!"

"Little Ye, come boil the spirit fruits too!"

Feng Yue called to his little brother with a smile.

Over these epochs of tribulations, Little Ye had also attained sudden enlightenment in the laws of the Sword Dao and successfully taken form, becoming one of the top powerhouses among the Chaos beings. Once he reached the Primordial Zenith Heaven Golden Immortal realm, he would remain indestructible through ten thousand calamities and live eternally.

Clover's appearance after taking form was not much different from Feng Yue's. Both possessed Dao bodies.

Perhaps influenced by Feng Yue's Chaos Dao body, Clover had also taken on the physique of a human, though his frame was not as massive as Feng Yue's.

Wrapped in a pure white Daoist robe and wearing a jade crown, he resembled a graceful young master, gentle as jade and rather carefree.

Glancing at the Five Elements Demon God dangling from his hand, Feng Yue casually tossed him toward the Creation Demon God.

"You may leave now!"

"This Venerable is simple and kind-hearted, and has shown you great mercy. Do not come here again in the future!"

After saying that, Feng Yue walked over to the Chaos Creation Cauldron. The enormous egg within had already turned bright red and was not far from being fully cooked.

Little Ye enthusiastically tossed the Five-Colored Fruits into the cauldron, blowing great gusts of Chaos True Fire into it.

"Boil away, boil away—smells amazing!"

"It has that flavor now!"

"Senior, this eggshell is extraordinary as well. It can be used to refine a spirit treasure!"

Clover happily pointed this out, having thought things through quite thoroughly.

Feng Yue nodded. It truly was not bad.

This eggshell rivaled top-grade Chaos materials. It would indeed be excellent for artifact refinement.

The Creation Demon God and the Reincarnation Demon God exchanged a glance before questioning each other.

"He is merely an anomaly of the Great Dao, yet you actually lost to him!" The Creation Demon God looked upon the Reincarnation Demon God with considerable disdain.

Behind them stood the weeping Five Elements Demon God and the Life Demon God, her face cold.

Seeing this, the Reincarnation Demon God snapped angrily, "What the hell do you know!"

"This god used reincarnation to deduce the future. This anomaly may very well have already attained the Dao and can travel through time and space, using the future to attack me in the present. This god was utterly stifled!"

As he spoke, the Reincarnation Demon God removed the bandages from his head. A heavy footprint was stamped upon it, his entire face sunken inward and twisted out of shape.

Even the Creation Demon God could not help shaking her head at the sight. He was only an anomaly, after all.

"Several dozen epochs of tribulations ago, while Sister Life was bathing and changing in Chaos, this anomaly saw every last bit of her clearly!"

"Otherwise, I would not have pursued him here!"

The Creation Demon God pointed at the Life Demon God as she explained.

"Oh!"

"If he saw everything, just change into another form. It is not that big a deal!"

The Reincarnation Demon God said this casually. After all, there was no concept of marriage among Demon Gods, much less anything too shameful to speak of.

Life Demon God: "..."

"Fellow Daoist Reincarnation, you truly are broad-minded."

The Creation Demon God answered with a smile. "Easy for you to say while standing up."

"Women really are troublesome!"

"I, Reincarnation, have lived for so long and reincarnated tens of thousands of times. Becoming a female Demon God has always been no more than a passing thought!"

"Today, even if all three of you female Demon Gods stripped naked and stood before this god, this god would not so much as blink!"

The Reincarnation Demon God's broad-minded, magnanimous bearing left the Creation Demon God and the others thoroughly displeased.

"Are you courting death?"

The Life Demon God stepped forward and launched her attack as a matriarchal overlord.

"Tch, with you?"

The Reincarnation Demon God lowered his head to mock her, not forgetting to glance at her chest after speaking.

"Come to think of it, stop calling yourself the Life Demon God. Change your name to the Peaceful Demon God—it suits your aura perfectly!"

Life Demon God: "..."

"Creation and Five Elements are both female Demon Gods, so why are you different? So small—like crumbled tofu?"

The Reincarnation Demon God's mouth ran on endlessly, and he was even more arrogant. Compared to Feng Yue, he was a worthy match.

"What are you looking at? What, are you angry?"

"Come on, come on! Do you think this Demon God is afraid of you?"

"You are still glaring at me? Open your eyes wide, lower your head, and see just how flat you are. Wearing a skirt is no different from wearing a Daoist robe—what is the point?"

"Other female Demon Gods hold their heads high and their chests proud. You hold your head high and your brother proud!"

"Seriously, why are you still glaring at me?"

"This god did not even see all of you. Who are you holding a grudge against, acting like some great wronged fool?"

"Go on, go play with your Sister Creation. While you are at it, find a way to increase your measurements. Honestly...!"

The Reincarnation Demon God unleashed a barrage of verbal fire, cursing the Life Demon God until she could not utter a word.

But that was simply the truth. The Life Demon God was at most a B-cup. The Five Elements Demon God was at least a C-cup, even close to a D-cup, while the Creation Demon God was directly a D-cup. There was no one she could compare herself to.

Off to the side, Feng Yue boiled the egg as he watched the Reincarnation Demon God tear into the Life Demon God. Suddenly, he felt... this fellow was not bad either.

He had originally planned to drive them away, but now he felt it would be fine if they stayed. They could put on a palace drama.

The Life Demon God turned to look at the Creation Demon God with a helpless expression, appearing deeply aggrieved.

Yet the Creation Demon God merely shook her head. Even she was helpless about this matter.

Other than condensing an entirely new Demon God body, there was no other way. That thing had been deeply rooted in her ever since she took form.

However, condensing a new Demon God body would require an extremely long span of time, perhaps even reforging herself from the furnace. It was not worth it.

"I still have two Five-Colored Fruits hidden away. Do you want to use them as padding?"

The Five Elements Demon God suddenly popped up and pulled two fruits from his robes. Who knew where he had hidden them? Feng Yue had actually failed to loot everything.

"Padding?"

After hesitating for a moment, the Life Demon God looked at the Five Elements Demon God. This guy...

"Enough!"

The Creation Demon God shouted sharply.

Then she faced Feng Yue again and demanded, "You saw the Life Demon God naked back then. Do you not think you should offer some compensation?"

"Compensation?" Feng Yue turned around, unable to help finding it amusing.

"This Venerable needs to compensate you?"

"You each call yourselves noble and extraordinary Chaos Demon Gods, arrogant beyond compare, yet you do not even know to avoid suspicion when bathing. You bathe directly in Chaos—who can you blame but yourselves?"

Feng Yue raised his hand and wielded the power of Boundless Time and Space, directly isolating the Creation Demon God and the others outside his domain.

This was to prevent any fighting later from accidentally damaging the Chaos Enlightenment Tree or that egg in the Creation Cauldron.

"What a rude fellow!"

The Creation Demon God unleashed the art of the Great Dao behind her, and an Eye of the Great Dao descended from the heavens.

It contained the terrifyingly imposing aura of Great Dao laws, the supreme rules within Chaos without exception.

"Boundless Twin Eyes, Divine Eyes Suppress the World!"

Feng Yue immediately summoned his Boundless Dao.

"So what if I fight you today? Otherwise, you will always think this Venerable is easy to bully."

In the next instant, a violet-gold pupil formed above Chaos, spanning countless miles and illuminating the entire Chaos.

"Creation Demon God, you have gone too far. He did not see you naked, so was there really a need to summon a divine ability like the Eye of the Great Dao to attack him?"

"Sigh, I, the Reincarnation Demon God, have always reasoned with others. Look at you, Creation Demon God. As expected of a female Demon God—not a shred of reason in you!"

"That anomaly, Ancestral Spirit Venerable, right? This time, this god supports you. Beat her up properly. If you cannot win, this god will help you. I have put up with her for a long time!"

Creation Demon God: "..."

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