What Exactly Did I Do in My Dreams?

Little Black and the Chaos Demon Ape were still fighting, crossing billions of miles in a single step, brawling from the north of Chaos to the south, then from the south to the west.

Then, fighting as they went, they made their way from the depths of Chaos toward the outside.

Countless ferocious Chaos beasts were slain by the aftershocks of their battle.

"A mere Demon God! Back then, this King did not even put the three thousand Demon Gods in his eyes! Hmph!"

Little Black shouted. A phantom of a Chaos Demon God emerged behind him, and the phantom of an ape roughly the same size as the Chaos Demon Ape manifested.

As a Chaos beast formed from the fusion of the Sha Qi, vicious qi, and resentful thoughts of the three thousand Demon Gods, Little Black had never feared any Chaos Demon God. What was more, he too possessed the divine abilities wielded by many Demon Gods.

"This King knows the Will to Battle too!"

"Damn, I'm really convinced! How the hell does a ferocious beast know so many things?!"

The more the Chaos Demon Ape fought, the more helpless he felt. This fellow could grow more spirited in battle, become stronger the more he fought, and grow more excited with every clash. He was practically carved from the same mold as himself.

"Hey, take my staff...!"

"Pfft, Chaos Battle Method!" Little Black's smile deepened. He plucked a feather from his body and transformed it into an iron staff. Though it could not compare to the Chaos Demon Ape's natal spirit treasure, it was still a mid-grade Chaos spirit treasure, exceedingly precious.

Bang...!

The collision of the two staffs instantly tore open a rift in Chaos.

Little Black forced the Chaos Demon Ape back billions of miles before he barely managed to steady himself.

"I will not yield!"

"Then I'll beat you until you do!"

"Fellow Daoist, I am Xuanhuang. Though I have no natal spirit treasure, I possess Xuanhuang Origin Qi. I can give you ten strands of it!"

"No. Just lowbrow nonsense." Feng Yue waved him off.

Xuanhuang Demon God could be considered a top-tier Chaos Demon God, yet even he could not obtain a single fruit from Feng Yue.

Some Chaos Demon Gods began to stir restlessly. Little White revealed his true body and stared down the many Demon Gods.

"Fellow Daoist, I am the Destruction Demon God. This is a top-grade Chaos spirit treasure, the Destruction Blade. I offer it to you in exchange for one Chaos Enlightenment Fruit!"

The Destruction Demon God took out his spirit treasure for Feng Yue to inspect.

"Approved!"

Another spirit fruit was sent out. Fortunately, its value was still there.

"Next!"

The Five Elements Demon God called out to the gathered Demon Gods, looking like the wife of an auction house chairman—spotless, fresh, and refined.

"Fellow Daoist, this is the Star Divine Spear, a top-grade Chaos spirit treasure, a weapon of slaughter!"

"Star Demon God, not bad. Approved!"

Another fruit was gone!

Immediately after...

"Fellow Daoist, this is an excellent spirit treasure, a high-grade Chaos spirit treasure, the Insulated Claw...!"

"Sorry, anyone without a top-grade Chaos spirit treasure, please leave on your own. This Venerable only ferries those fated to meet him. The fated ones are those with top-grade Chaos spirit treasures!"

The many Demon Gods: "..."

"Fellow Daoist, this is the Wish Pearl!"

"A top-grade Chaos exotic treasure. Make a wish upon it with a devout heart, and it can trigger enlightenment into the Great Dao. There is a ninety percent chance that your wish will be granted!"

The speaker was a female Demon God, though her appearance was rather unsettling. She looked like some sort of monster, yet it was hard to put into words. In any case, Demon Gods were all strange.

Every last one of them looked... well, like that.

"A top-grade Chaos exotic treasure. Its value is even above that of a top-grade Chaos spirit treasure. It can be exchanged for a spirit fruit..." Feng Yue handed her an Enlightenment Fruit.

"Eh, wait, something's not right!"

"Aren't you the Wish Demon God?"

"Why didn't you make a devout wish for the Great Dao to grant you some opportunity? Maybe you could have gotten an Enlightenment Fruit for free!"

The Wish Demon God said, "That would be greed so great that a snake tried to swallow an elephant. The Great Dao would not grant it!"

After putting away the exotic treasure, the next figure seeking to exchange for an Enlightenment Fruit stepped forward. He looked exceedingly sleazy, clearly the result of stunted development.

"I am Cause-and-Effect. I offer a top-grade Chaos spirit treasure, the Causal Law Threads, in exchange. How about it?"

"Causal Law Threads?"

"What do they do?"

Feng Yue took out a bundle of red thread and looked it over. It did not seem any different.

"That is not how it is used!"

"Like this!"

The Cause-and-Effect Demon God took out the Causal Law Threads, looked around, and ultimately fixed his sights on the Five Elements Demon God.

"Give me your wrist!"

The Five Elements Demon God glanced at Feng Yue. Seeing that he had no objection, she obediently extended her wrist.

Before long, twelve red law threads appeared around her wrist, as though they represented some kind of law.

"Mm, mm. Where there is a cause, there is an effect; where there is an effect, there is a cause. One either repays vengeance or repays kindness—karmic retribution...!"

"I can calculate all karmic fortune and misfortune, including the thread that binds marriage, luck, destiny, bad luck, good fortune, misfortune... heavenly fortune... all of it!"

"I see that your peach-blossom eyes are ethereal, clear, and translucent. Your romantic fortune must be quite deep, and your mood is surely joyful!"

"However, your past fortune was very poor, while your future fortune seems to be slipping away quickly!"

"How strange!"

"Also, your immaculate body has already been defiled, and all of your maiden yin has been lost. Yet you have no thread binding marriage at all. Instead, you have gained a kind of faint water of Big Fish & Begonia. I suspect that you encountered a Sea King!"

The Five Elements Demon God: "..."

"Do not worry, let me calculate some more..."

"Your luck is not bad. Someone is protecting you, though only for a short time!"

"There is a spot of black between your brows, so you must be cautious at every moment!"

"On top of that, your primordial yin body has already been broken. To a great extent, you no longer have the Great Dao's protection, fundamentally...!"

Smack!

Feng Yue stepped forward and slapped the back of the Cause-and-Effect Demon God's head. Then he snatched the Causal Law Threads, casually tossed him an Enlightenment Fruit, and said, "Get lost already. Your calculations are all murky nonsense. Who knows whether they're real or fake!"

"Ah, don't drive me away! Once I start calculating, I get a little excited, so I end up saying everything!"

After sending the Cause-and-Effect Demon God away, Feng Yue stared at the Causal Law Threads.

"Damn it, Earth has con artists roaming the martial world, and even Chaos has scammer Demon Gods!"

"Five Elements Demon God, at most, this Venerable only touched her. I never broke her primordial yin body, all right? Damn it, that bastard set me up!"

"And that Big Fish & Begonia crap...!"

After brooding for a while, Feng Yue used another two Enlightenment Fruits to exchange for two top-grade Chaos spirit treasures: the Wind-Fire Primordial Purple Spirit Fan and the Twelve Chaos Soul-Severing Needles!

"Your primordial yin body was broken?"

He turned his head and casually asked.

"Yeah!"

"How did this Venerable not know?"

The Five Elements Demon God was also confused. It seemed she really had not done anything excessive. At most, they had only touched each other.

"When you were cultivating last time, you did me in your dream...!"

"Stop, stop, stop!"

"That is simply absurd. Impossible, absolutely impossible!"

Feng Yue shook his head, then inspected his own body internally.

"My virgin body is gone too. How careless!"

"You can do that even in dreams?"

"What exactly did this Venerable do in his dreams?"

Feng Yue muttered.

"Creation Sister was also done by you...!"

Feng Yue: "..."

"This Venerable knows nothing!"

"This Venerable did not feel a thing! Do not falsely accuse this Venerable!"

"It seems this Venerable's cultivation is still too shallow. I cannot suppress this restless heart!"

"This Venerable will enter seclusion for a few more years. You two may leave on your own!"

Feng Yue found a region of Chaos by himself, sat cross-legged on the ground, and steadied his mind.

"Damn it, my Dao heart nearly shattered."

"Women truly are stumbling blocks that hinder this Venerable's cultivation!"

With that said, Feng Yue immersed himself in cultivation once more.

"Endless reincarnation, fortify my Dao heart!"

"Take responsibility? Impossible!"