"Harass Third Sister again, and next time, this kick will land on your face!"
Hearing this, Yu Xiaogang's face turned pale as paper. His fists clenched tightly, his nails digging into his flesh.
He felt the strange looks from the new students around him and the Soul Power churning in his chest.
Looking at Lin Wu's overwhelmingly domineering stance, he ultimately did not dare say another word.
He could not win in a fight, and even in an argument, this boy had used his own words to refute him until he was utterly speechless! His dignity was gone!
"Fine... fine! Just you wait!"
Yu Xiaogang swallowed his rage, glaring resentfully at Lin Wu and Tang San.
In the end, he did not even dare leave behind a harsh word. Clutching his chest and dragging his battered body, he fled Seventh House in humiliation and anger!
Watching the master flee like a beaten dog, Lin Wu casually lowered his foot and looked down at the bashful Little Third Lady in his arms.
"How was that, Third Sister? Was Brother's kick cool?"
Tang San's little face flushed a captivating red. Wrapping her arms around Lin Wu's waist, her beautiful eyes brimming with admiration and affection, she nodded sweetly and vigorously.
"Cool! Brother Lin Wu is the best!"
As the sun set, its lingering rays cast long shadows before Seventh House.
Yu Xiaogang had only walked a few steps when the resentment and humiliation he had suppressed for years erupted from his chest like a volcano.
He was the dignified "greatest theory master on the continent."
Yet today, he had been scolded into speechlessness by a six-year-old child, and even his proud theories had been refuted so thoroughly that he had no way to fight back!
If he did not reclaim his dignity, how could he continue to hold his ground at Nuoding Academy?!
How could he prove himself to the world?!
"I don't believe it! I absolutely refuse to believe it!"
Yu Xiaogang abruptly stopped, his face twisting like a ghost's as frenzied fury flashed in his eyes.
He suddenly turned around and gritted his teeth.
He recklessly poured every last bit of his twenty-ninth-level Soul Power into Luo Sanpao, who had just crawled out of the garbage pile!
"You insolent brat! Today, I'll show you what Yu Xiaogang is truly capable of!"
Yu Xiaogang flung out both arms. The two yellow hundred-year soul rings around him suddenly shone brilliantly as he let out a hysterical roar.
"Fart like Heaven-Shattering—Earth-Splitting Luo Sanpao! Attack at all costs!!"
Boom!
Luo Sanpao, the purple fat pig covered from head to toe in garbage scraps and looking utterly miserable, suddenly inhaled under the surge of Soul Power. His belly instantly swelled like a giant purple balloon.
With bloodshot eyes, he charged wildly toward the entrance of Seventh House!
The surrounding students turned pale with fright. Even Wang Sheng cried out in alarm, "Not good! That's a hundred-year soul skill! Get out of the way!"
Tang San, curled up in Lin Wu's arms, also tensed up, a trace of nervousness flashing across her delicate face.
Though she had begun to doubt Yu Xiaogang's theories after listening to Brother Lin Wu, deep down, she still retained a shred of basic respect for this "master" who claimed to understand Twin Martial Souls.
In her eyes, this was still a hundred-year soul skill from a twenty-ninth-level Soul Grandmaster. No matter how weak it was, it should at least possess some of a master's bearing, right?
However, cruel reality was often stranger than imagination.
Just as Luo Sanpao charged to within three meters of Lin Wu and Tang San and was about to unleash the continent-shaking "Heaven-Shattering Earth-Splitting"—
Pffft—grrrrrrrr—!
A string of loud, prolonged, utterly vulgar sounds suddenly exploded through the open space before the dormitory!
There was no devastating Soul Power bombardment, nor any earth-shattering shockwave.
There was only a dense, indescribably foul stench, accompanied by strange purple-green smoke that surged toward them like a rolling flood!
The odor was like stinky tofu, rotten cucumbers, and horse manure fermented for ten years mixed together.
Its destructive power was not high, but its humiliation and nauseating effect were absolutely maxed out!
"Cough, cough... blegh!"
The students who had been watching instantly began retching. One after another, clutching their throats, they scrambled and crawled back into the dormitory to hide.
The moment Luo Sanpao's belly began swelling, Lin Wu had swiftly raised his sleeve.
He pulled Tang San's small head tightly into his chest, shielding her from the suffocating stench.
As for Tang San, who had still retained the tiniest trace of goodwill and reverence for the "master"—
The instant she heard that incomparably obscene, lecherous farting sound and caught a whiff of the stench drifting through the air—
Her entire body froze.
This was... a so-called hundred-year soul skill?
This was... the ultimate secret technique of the theory master who claimed to calculate everything flawlessly and whose name shook the continent?!
It was actually just publicly releasing a foul-smelling fart?!
In that instant, every favorable impression Tang San had held of the "master," every lofty aura she had associated with him, shattered into dust!
What a turnoff!
It was the ultimate turnoff! Absolutely revolting!
Such a vulgar and disgusting move was simply trampling upon the sacred profession of a Soul Master!
She had nearly considered taking someone like this as her teacher. It was practically the greatest humiliation of her life!
Fury and extreme disgust surged to the surface. A bone-chilling glint instantly burst from Tang San's formerly watery black eyes.
Before Lin Wu could even make a move, the petite girl in his arms had already shot forward like an arrow!
"Utterly vile! Get lost!"
Tang San gave a sharp cry. Ghost Shadow Perplexing Track instantly surged to its limit beneath her feet, and her small body swept through the purple smoke like a flying swallow.
Under Yu Xiaogang's dumbfounded gaze, Tang San leaped high into the air.
Her slender jade-like leg, carrying the force of the Mysterious Heaven Skill and a sharp whistle through the air—
Whipped viciously into Luo Sanpao's swollen fat butt!
Bang—!
"Aow-pah—!!"
Luo Sanpao let out a bloodcurdling scream before he had even finished half his fart.
The entire fat pig flew away like a softball struck by a home run, turning into a blur.
He soared straight over the academy wall and vanished into the forested mountains behind the academy!
"Pfft—!"
His martial soul suffering another heavy blow, Yu Xiaogang spat out a mouthful of blood on the spot. His entire body jolted as if struck heavily, and his face turned pale as paper.
Tang San landed lightly on the ground, disgustedly brushed the sole of her shoe, then turned around.
Her frost-cold black eyes stabbed into Yu Xiaogang as she spoke without the slightest warmth in her voice.
"Yu Xiaogang! Leave immediately! If you dare use such filthy, vulgar methods to harass Brother Lin Wu and me again, don't blame me for showing no mercy!"
Hearing the genius he had longed for look at him with such utter disgust, Yu Xiaogang's chest heaved violently. Unable to catch his breath, he nearly fainted on the spot.
His pet had been kicked away, his move had been despised, and his dignity had been trampled beneath their feet again and again!
"You... you... are hopelessly stubborn! Hopelessly stubborn!!"
Yu Xiaogang clutched his agonizing chest, seeing the contemptuous and disgusted looks around him.
Then he looked at Lin Wu and Tang San, holding hands as though they were made for each other, and finally could no longer endure it.
With a despairing, furious howl, he fled Seventh House in utter humiliation, running away with his head in his hands!
Once Gangzi had completely slipped away and the foul odor outside gradually dispersed in the breeze—
Tang San ran back to Lin Wu. Her previously cool little face instantly transformed, now filled with grievance and unease.
Grabbing Lin Wu's sleeve, she whined in a soft voice, "Brother Lin Wu... that guy was so disgusting. Good thing I listened to you. If I had taken him as my teacher, I'd never be able to wash myself clean for the rest of my life..."
Looking at the Little Third Lady in his arms, who had so satisfyingly vented their anger, Lin Wu could not help laughing loudly. He reached out and gently tapped her delicate little nose.
"I told you already. Would Brother ever lie to you? Enough, don't waste any more time on that trash."
Lin Wu took Tang San's little hand and walked back into Seventh House, closing the dormitory door behind them.
Wang Sheng and the others wisely kept their distance, not daring to disturb their boss's good time.
Lin Wu led Tang San to sit on the joined beds by the window. Clearing his throat, his expression became somewhat more serious.
"Third Sister, since you won't take that trash as your teacher, from today onward, Brother will guide your training.
"Your martial soul is Blue Silver Grass. Though it may appear weak, you possess Innate Full Soul Power and exceptional control.
"Do you know Blue Silver Grass's true direction for cultivation?"
Tang San sat properly on the bed, her legs together and hands obediently resting on her knees. Like a well-behaved elementary school student, she looked at Lin Wu and shook her head.
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