Lorgar vs. Bare Scab
Bare Scab did not like wearing armor. He always bared his body, covered in prophecies and Mork's words, firmly believing that as long as he was Waaagh! enough, he would receive Mork's divine protection. The other Waaagh beings remained silent on this claim, though privately, they also wondered whether Bare Scab might actually have a point.
Aurora vs. Rys Gets Beaten vs. Mystery Fake
What? You ask what these Waaagh beings were? What Waaagh beings? What Waaagh what?
Mortarion vs. Beast Senpai
The smell was strong and powerful! Strong and powerful, yeah!
Lin Fan watched until he began doubting his own life, covering his face and remaining speechless for a long while.
So weird... but why was it kind of exciting?
"I say, Tzeentch... how do you come up with such bizarre ideas?"
"Hahahaha!" Tzeentch was beside herself with delight and began demonstrating to Lin Fan the similarities between the Orks and the Imperium of Man.
Space Marines gathered around the Primarchs and followed them on grand, stirring expeditions.
Orks gathered around the biggest, baddest boss and followed him on grand, stirring Big Waaaghs!
Space Marines were cultivated from the Primarchs' Gene-seed. If a big Ork scraped off some dead skin and scattered it into the ground, big and strong boys would grow from it next year!
Space Marines listened to the Primarchs, and the Primarchs listened to The Emperor.
Orks listened to the boss, and the boss listened to Mork!
There were troublemakers among the Space Marines. They had their own little thoughts and even defied the Primarchs.
There were troublemakers among the Orks too! They even wanted to replace the boss!
The more bravely and loyally Space Marines fought, the more likely they were to receive The Emperor's protection.
The more Waaagh! and bloodthirstily