"He said Sheldon was the dumbest student he had ever taught. He knew a little of everything, understood nothing clearly, never studied seriously, and would suddenly disappear every few days."
The Emperor coughed awkwardly a few times without denying it. Back then, he had been moonlighting as a superhero, occasionally rescuing civilians in danger and fighting crime.
He merely muted the Legion of the Damned, keeping those who knew about his past limited to a select few.
"No wonder..." Lin Fan clicked his tongue, and the snake tail he was stroking trembled as well.
"No wonder what?" Slaanesh coiled around Lin Fan, pressing her face against him and inhaling his scent.
"No wonder the Emperor's analysis of humanity's dark technology was so... complicated..." Lin Fan had wanted to say the Emperor was a little dim, but considering that the Emperor might get angry, he swallowed the words and phrased it differently.
"He received a systematic education from the Human Federation and was even taught by a professor who sounded incredibly impressive. That was why, when facing the Adeptus Mechanicus priests on Mars, he could use his own knowledge and wisdom to convince them that he was the incarnation of the Machine God. Of course, the Emperor might also have learned some new things while wandering the Warp. Otherwise, he could not have created the Primarchs."
"And because he only received an early Federation education, he never came into contact with the Federation's technological achievements from the middle and later periods. To put it simply, today's Adeptus Mechanicus is a group of monkeys kneeling before computers. The Emperor is a college student who took an IT class, while the scientists of the Federation era were godlike geniuses who could handcraft binary operating systems."
"The Adeptus Mechanicus knows how to turn on