Warhammer 40K: I Am an Imperial Guardsman
Chapter 963

Smooth Bowel Movements Are Such a Wonderful Thing

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As more and more pieces of shit are controlled by Nurgle, it becomes more and more difficult to evade his pursuit. One huge wave after another hits Magnus, and Lin Fan tries its best to create a gap in the middle of these huge waves for Magnus's body to pass through.

Outside this toilet, Gork and Mork temporarily ended their fight. After all, Orks has three major desires, the desire to fight, the desire to eat, and the desire to shit. Even the most Waaagh! Orks Gork and Mork is not exempt from this, and correspondingly, the poop produced by these two beasts is also the smelliest. Even if Gretchin turns the entire Hive City into a cesspool, Gork and Mork will not be able to poop happily.

"Hey, you little bastard, I'm going to give you a good beating once I empty my stomach." Brother Go said harshly to Brother Mao, who was squatting on the opening of another cesspit in front of him.

"Just because you are such a weakling? It seems that the one shot just now hasn't taught you who is the boss, right? When I pull this big thing out, I have to knock out your big teeth!" Mork shouted at Gork with the same ferocious attitude.

Then the two Orks were silent, and they began to fight against the giant thing in their intestines. They gnashed their teeth one by one, and their veins exploded. Even at this time, the two Orks had not forgotten who was stronger, and kept farting louder and louder.

Just when Gork's giant thing just poked its head out, he suddenly felt his butt being scratched by something. The sudden coolness made Gork subconsciously contract his muscles, and the result was that he just poked his head out. The giant thing on his head was sucked back again. This strange and uncomfortable feeling made Gork angry all of a sudden. He stared at his round eyes, thinking that this was another cowardly trick of Mork.

"What did you just do!" Gork yelled at Mork. Although Mork did not understand why Gork suddenly fell ill, he was not inferior in language, "What did I do? I did what Orks should do!"

"You eggless little calf! Sick little Gretchin!"

Gork was so angry that he didn't even bother to poop. He rushed over and hit Mork in the face with his fist.

Mork was a little dazed after being punched by Gork, but fortunately he squatted firmly with his legs, so he was not punched directly into the pit by Gork. However, this punch also knocked his shit out of his mind. Mork was full of anger and made a clean Shenglong punch on Gork's chin.

"You sneak attack brat!"

"You scheming little brat!"

Gork and Mork started fighting again, and they all used deadly strikes, but this intensity could only make their bodies bruised and bruised, and it couldn't even scratch their skin.

Gululu...

Mork heard some strange noise. He hit Gork in the throat with his elbow and asked him if he heard any strange noise.

Gork coughed twice after being hit in the throat, and then said that the only thing he could hear was Mork's disgusting and harsh voice. Then he rushed forward and kicked Mork right in the abdomen.

Gululu...

The strange sound became louder and louder, followed by a violent tremor. Gork and Mork's hearts were controlled by curiosity, and they temporarily put aside the idea of fighting and began to search for the source of the sound.

Finally, they focused their attention on the pit where Gork had squatted just now. The two beasts covered their noses and looked in. They could not see anything clearly in the fog, only the grunting sound became more and more obvious.

"Isn't the toilet about to explode?" Mork thought, and then subconsciously stepped back. He didn't want to be hit by shit. Gork continued to look inside. In terms of temperament, he was a little more violent and rude than Mork.

"Wow!" Gork yelled and jumped away from the mouth of the cesspool. Then in the next second, a string of feces spit out from here. The stench immediately filled the entire toilet, covering up the strong Orks body odor on Gork and Mork.

The smell is so disgusting!

Gork and Mork retched and took a closer look. He saw a huge fat man made of feces occupying half of their toilet.

"Did you wipe my butt just now with your stinking thing?!" Brother asked, pinching his nose, but Nurgle couldn't care less about these two abnormal-minded orcs. He just wanted to keep Issa, who was not strong enough to face the dangerous outside world alone.

The group of people standing on Magnus also saw the two giants Gork and Mork. Their voices were like thunder, causing the stinking clouds in the sky to disperse.

"Let's go quickly!" Leman Russ yelled, holding the two Long Fangs on Magnus's body and walking between Gork and Mork.

Lin Fan kept his head raised, he wanted to see what Gork and Mork looked like. Isha noticed Lin Fan's curiosity, stood behind him, put his fingers in a circle in front of his eyes.

Lin Fan's gaze broke through the fog and turbidity, looking extremely far away. At this distance, Gork and Mork's face could be seen completely in his eyes.

This! This Gork and Mork!

Lin Fan glared at Big Eye, he had seen these two Orks before!

When he was War in Heaven, these two Orks told him the complex concept of the hyperdrive! They also told him the concepts of celestial bodies such as the void in the universe!

This... this is so fateful, isn't it?

"Huh? That little bitch is buzzing next to my ears? It's so noisy!" Gork slapped his ears with his hands. He looked down and saw Lin Fan who looked like small mosquitoes. Then he slapped them in the face, trying to kill the annoying little mosquitoes directly.

The power of Gork's palm was quite terrifying. It even reminded Lin Fan of the time when he was fighting with Khorne. Just as he was holding the light spear in his hand and preparing to destroy Gork's palm, an attack faster than his opened Gork's palm.

That was Nurgle. He was much more panicked than Lin Fan and the others. He didn't have any murderous intention in the fierce pursuit and beating just now. He just wanted to bring Isha back safely first, but Gork and Mork is famous for being reckless and rude. He didn't strike lightly or hard. What if Isha was injured?

Out of this consideration, Nurgle directly threw a section of his body made of shit towards Gork, knocking him back a few steps.

"Ouch?" Gork was angry, "No matter what you are, I have to teach you who is the boss today!"

"Wait... wait..." Nurgle tried to explain something to Gork, but Gork couldn't hear him speak slowly and leisurely, and directly clasped his hands tightly and raised his head above his head to smash Nurgle.

Nurgle's body was shaken, and countless fragments and dust poured down, but he was not injured by Gork's attack.

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