Warhammer 40K: I Am an Imperial Guardsman
Chapter 964

Temporary Escape

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Nurgle was angry at Gork's rude behavior. Seeing Magnus flying further and further away, Nurgle was anxious and angry. He directly dissolved part of his body and threw it towards Gork's face.

"Quack!" Gork ate a mouthful. Although Orks is not a race that loves to be clean, it does not mean that they like to roll around in manure pits.

"Ha! Come again! You disgusting thing!" Gork spat twice, grabbed a toilet skewer from the corner and poked it at Nurgle, "Go back to where you belong! Don't stay here!"

While Gork and Nurgle were fighting to the death, Mork, who was silent on the sidelines, was staring at Lin Fan and the others.

"It's not you little bugs who lured this shit out of the pit, right?" Mork revealed the truth in one sentence, grinning and showing his long lower teeth.

Facing Mork's questioning, no one chose to answer him, but just kept running away with their heads down. Mork was amused by the little bug's indifference, but also felt angry. He had not forgotten the painful feeling of having his shit sucked back just now.. If it weren't for these little bugs, the shit in the manure pit wouldn't have been drawn out. If the shit in the manure pit hadn't been drawn out, Gork wouldn't have been scratched on the butt by shit, and Mork wouldn't have been punched in the face.

All these accounts must be recorded on these little bugs...

Mork laughed ferociously, summoned a fly swatter from somewhere and hit Lin Fan and the others hard. Nurgle on the side wanted to stop him, but was beaten back by Gork who was holding a toilet spatula, and was unable to take action at all.

"Isha! Continue to provide me with vision!" Lin Fan saw Mork's face with the help of Isha. He threw the light spear and flew directly to Mork's forehead.

As the god of Orks, Gork and Mork is much more specific than gods like Nurgle, which also provides considerable convenience for Lin Fan.

Lin Fan punched Mork on the head. The severe pain caused Mork's hand to twitch and the fly swatter deflected a lot.

What's going on?

Mork was a little dazed. He just felt something small fall on his forehead, but he didn't think it was the direct cause of the pain in his forehead.

Could it be that Gork has learned some tricks? Mork looked back and saw that Gork was still trying hard to push Nurgle back into the pit with the toilet pusher, while Nurgle was also trying his best to eject his avatar from the gap that the toilet pusher could not cover.

"We have to change the toilet! This is too much!" Gork complained angrily.

Seeing this, Mork felt that the severe pain just now had nothing to do with Gork, and then he raised the fly swatter again.

Lin Fan saw that Mork still didn't give up and hit him on the head again.

"Ouch!" Mork shouted in pain, then squatted on the ground and covered his forehead, trying to relieve the pain. Then he took his hand away, took a closer look, and found a pool of blood in the center of his palm.

"What the hell is this?" Mork didn't care about the little bug in his eyes, and took out a small mirror from somewhere to look at his forehead.

Lin Fan and Mork looked at each other through the mirror. Lin Fan waved his hand politely to Mork, while Mork slapped Lin Fan's position.

Snap!

Mork took his hand away, Lin Fan was unscathed, only a red fingerprint was left on his forehead.

"You little bug is really difficult to deal with!" Mork gritted his teeth angrily, and he took out more weapons, ranging from nailed wooden sticks to buzzing electric saws.

But before he could use all these weapons on Lin Fan, Lin Fan had already hit Mork hard on the head. This attack directly shattered Mork's hard skull and caused some damage to his brain.

This kind of injury directly affected countless Orks among Milky Way, and those Orks who followed the warlord Ironhide to fight Cadia also So. Many Weirdboyz heads were blown to pieces on the spot, and the heads of those Big Mek and Gretchin technicians who claimed to be smarter also suffered from sudden pain, and they could not perform the work at hand well at all.

Although Imperial Fleet and the expedition fleet did not know what happened, they knew that this opportunity could not be missed, and launched a fierce offensive against Orks.

By the time Mork recovered from the splitting headache, Lin Fan and the others had long since disappeared without a trace, leaving only Gork shouting for Mork to block the toilet with him.

Mork twitched his nose and smelled the smell of bugs in the air. He laughed a few times and decided to take Gork to strangle all the bugs to death later. Then he turned around and worked with Gork to push Nurgle back again and again with a toilet spatula.

On the other end, Leman Russ also blew a brisk whistle to congratulate them on getting rid of the pursuit of Nurgle.

"Ha..." Magnus sneered. As long as Isha is still with them, Nurgle will never give up the idea of chasing them. It's just a matter of time.

Lin Fan put away the light spear and sat cross-legged on Magnus. Then he felt a little hungry, so he vomited a little Old Tang on Magnus and let Isha ripen it.

Magnus felt something strange about his armor. He held his head and shouted, "What are you doing! Don't vomit the digestive juices in your stomach on me!"

Lin Fan ignored Magnus. When Isha ripened some fresh fruits and vegetables, he picked one and ate it, and asked Diego and Leman Russ if they would eat it.

Leman Russ knows the goods, and he can tell that the fruits and vegetables are of high quality, but as soon as he thinks that they are cultivated with purified Nurgle's Old Soup, he feels a sense of resistance in his heart.

Diego Needless to say, as Grey Knights Grand Master, his own life can be said to be quite simple, without any enjoyment of life at all, and he has no idea about these fruits and vegetables.

Lin Fan saw that the two of them were not eating, so he started to enjoy it himself. Seeing that he was eating happily, Isha also grabbed a handful from Warp, made a fresh steak and kept copying it.

Isha handed a piece of fresh raw meat to Lin Fan and started eating it. She had no objection to eating raw food. After all, few creatures in nature would choose processed food.

Lin Fan didn't like the taste of raw meat, so he asked Diego, "Set up the fire for me, and I'll grill the meat."

Diego nodded, and a blazing flame shot out with a slap of his palm.

"Hey hey hey! This is not a kitchen!" Magnus continued to protest and tried to use his psychic power to extinguish Diego's flames, but he could not do anything under the restraints of the chains.

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