Miss, Interested in Being My Concubine? (Please Recommend, Please Bookmark)

A four-star Dou Spirit inexplicably flew away like a cannonball.

This sudden scene brought everyone's movements to a halt.

The four-star Dou Spirit who had been besieging Kong Feng recovered first. He abruptly turned his head, and his expression changed drastically in an instant. His pupils contracted as he involuntarily sucked in a cold breath.

His companion, whose cultivation was equal to his own, hung from a branch jutting out of the cliff wall. There was a bowl-sized hole through his chest. He was already dead, and his eyes had remained wide open.

"May I ask which expert is present? Please forgive us for disturbing you," the black-robed man said, instantly becoming extremely vigilant as his gaze swept over the surroundings.

"Expert my ass. This is a robbery." A figure jumped down from a tree, hands on his hips, wearing an arrogant expression as though he alone reigned supreme over heaven and earth.

"Him?"

Seeing the half-grown youth with black cloth covering his face and hair as messy as a beggar's, Kong Feng and the others froze. Although Xiao Meng had dressed himself up like a beggar bandit, they recognized him at once because he had not changed his clothes.

Then, their stunned expressions turned to shock in an instant. He had been the one who killed that four-star Dou Spirit just now?

Was that even possible?

"Damn it, are you people deaf? I'm robbing you! Hand over everything valuable you have!"

Xiao Meng's face darkened. He had shouted so loudly, so why was this bunch not reacting at all?

And every one of them was staring at him without even blinking.

What did that mean?

Were they going to eat him?

That made no sense.

Logically speaking, after he had just killed a four-star Dou Spirit, these people should have been terrified. Then they should have dropped to their knees without hesitation and begged loudly for mercy. After he shouted at them a couple more times, they ought to have been scared shitless.

So why were they still staring at him so intensely?

Were these people not afraid of him?

Thinking this, Xiao Meng prepared to pull the trigger.

"Were you the one who attacked just now?" After recovering, a glint of cold light flashed through the only exposed eyes of the black-robed man with the cultivation of a four-star Dou Spirit.

Bang!

Xiao Meng raised his hand and pulled the trigger. A bullet turned into a fireball and shot forth.

As a result, a Grand Dou Master was sent flying. He did not even have time to scream before he died completely.

Xiao Meng used his actions to tell them that robbery was a solemn and sacred matter. No doubts were permitted; obedience was the only option.

"Bastard, kill him!"

The black-robed four-star Dou Spirit roared. Dou Qi swirled around his body as he lunged at Xiao Meng first.

"Damn it, you huge idiot. You clearly know I can kill you all instantly, yet you still dare charge at me?"

Xiao Meng curled his lips, feeling that these side characters were far too stupid. It made him seriously suspect that his protagonist halo had the ability to forcibly lower other people's intelligence.

Tut! Tut! Tut!

Xiao Meng's arm shook continuously like a machine gun firing bullets, while he imitated the sound of machine-gun fire with his mouth.

The group of black-robed men charging from every direction saw the incoming fireballs, and terror immediately filled their eyes. Without a second thought, they frantically retreated.

One fireball after another shot out from the youth's palm.

They were too fast for anyone to dodge. Whoever was hit died.

The fireballs were too powerful. Anyone struck by one had their body blasted into mangled pieces.

"Chained Dou Skill... fire! Fire! Fire!... I'm firing..."

In the blink of an eye, Xiao Meng had wiped out seventeen or eighteen black-robed men.

The moment he decided to save them, he had already decided that he had to kill these black-robed men, because he was ninety percent certain that they were from the Cloudmist Sect.

After all, Ge Ye of the Cloudmist Sect had personally seen him fire bullets. If they traced it back to him because of this, would the Cloudmist Sect let him off?

More than ten Grand Dou Masters above seven stars, along with three Dou Spirits, had been killed just like that?

Kong Feng and the others wore stiff expressions, as though they had been turned to stone. They had already lost the ability to think.

Very quickly, Xiao Meng stripped all the valuables from the black-robed men, but Kong Feng and the others were still standing there in a daze, unable to recover.

"Damn it, don't you have any awareness that you're being robbed? Hands on your heads, squat down. Hurry up!" Xiao Meng glared.

Looking at the corpses lying on the ground, the three or four surviving middle-aged men exchanged trembling glances, then slowly squatted down with their hands over their heads.

"You dead girl, what are you standing there stupidly for? Didn't you hear what I said?" Xiao Meng rolled his eyes.

"Um... what's your name?" Rather than putting her hands on her head and squatting down, the richly dressed young woman looked directly at Xiao Meng and asked softly.

"Stop talking nonsense. Let me tell you, robbery is a very serious matter, understand? Put your hands on your head and squat over there. I'll search you personally," Xiao Meng said irritably.

The richly dressed young woman gave Xiao Meng a deep look, then did as instructed.

"Don't move. I'm starting the body search."

Xiao Meng glanced at the middle-aged men squatting in the distance, warning them not to try anything, before walking toward the richly dressed young woman.

"Kid..." Seeing that Xiao Meng was truly about to behave so outrageously, Kong Feng could not help but shout at him. However, the richly dressed young woman raised a hand to signal that it was fine.

"Damn it, if you keep spouting bullshit, I'll shoot you all," Xiao Meng said viciously.

"Hey, if you're going to search me, hurry up," the richly dressed young woman said teasingly, her eyes full of mockery.

"Miss, there's nothing in front and nothing behind. You've made me lose interest in searching you. Take off your storage ring yourself," Xiao Meng said as his gaze wandered all over her body, his expression utterly uninterested.

"What nonsense are you talking about? What do you mean, there's nothing in front or behind?" The richly dressed young woman abruptly stood up, looking unconvinced.

"Enough, enough. No matter how much you stick out your butt, I can grab it all in one hand. No matter how much you puff out your chest, there's still only a tiny bit. I could grab seventy or eighty of them with one hand," Xiao Meng said disdainfully.

"Ah... you filthy hooligan!"

The richly dressed young woman's face instantly flushed red. Furious, she raised her fist and punched Xiao Meng in the chest.

"Huh! Miss, why aren't you following the script?"

Xiao Meng staggered back several steps, looking aggrieved. Shouldn't you scream and get angry first? Then you should roll your eyes and indignantly tell me to touch them a few times to prove I'm talking nonsense.

"Damn you..." The middle-aged men squatting in the distance could not bear to listen any longer. They wanted to pin this bastard to the ground and beat him until he stopped breathing.

"You're a hooligan, a pervert," the richly dressed young woman said angrily.

"Tch!"

Xiao Meng gave her a disdainful look, then asked, "Are you Jia Xingtian's eldest great-granddaughter Yaoye, or his younger great-granddaughter Yue'er?"

"Don't call my great-grandfather by name," the richly dressed young woman said, embarrassed and angry. She was not surprised that Xiao Meng had roughly guessed her identity.

Xiao Meng looked her over and said, "At your age, you must be the older one. Yaoye, right?"

"How can you talk like that? I'm only seventeen. I'm in the prime of my youth," the young woman said indignantly.

"Miss, are you interested in being my concubine?" Xiao Meng coughed twice and asked with great seriousness.

"A concubine? Concubine to what?" Yaoye looked utterly bewildered.

Xiao Meng looked at her as though she were an idiot. "My concubine, of course. Seriously, what kind of intelligence is that?"

"Ah! You bastard, go die!" Yaoye flew into a rage and pounced at Xiao Meng with claws bared.

"I want to twist this bastard's head off and use it as a ball," Kong Feng said through gritted teeth.

"I want to rip out his intestines and wrap them around his neck three times."

"I want to dig out his organs and stuff them into his mouth."

If not for their fear of implicating Yaoye and causing her to suffer, the men squatting in the distance truly wanted to fight Xiao Meng to the death. This bastard was far too outrageous.

He actually wanted their princess to become his concubine. It was utterly absurd.

"Ah! Baby, here I come!"

Upholding the saintly principle that anyone who failed to take advantage of a bargain was a fool, Xiao Meng grabbed the charging Yaoye and pulled her into his arms. His hands immediately began roaming all over her body.

"Ah..."

Yaoye screamed. Her pretty face immediately turned crimson as she hurriedly pushed Xiao Meng away and retreated several steps, her eyes blazing with fury as she glared at him.

Xiao Meng coughed dryly, savoring the feeling. Yaoye really had the goods. That figure alone is enough to lord it over everyone.

"Baby, come on. Let's have another passionate hug," Xiao Meng said with a lecherous grin, wanting to experience it again.

"Kid, don't go too far," Kong Feng could not stand it any longer. He stood up and roared angrily.

Xiao Meng suddenly turned his head and looked at him from the corner of his eye. "I'm hugging my own concubine. What the hell does that have to do with you? Want to eat a bullet?"

"Who's your concubine? Say such nonsense again and I'll kill you," Yaoye said, embarrassed and furious.

Xiao Meng rolled his eyes. "Would you really be willing to kill a handsome, elegant, tall, mighty young man like me?"

"You..." Yaoye was so angry she could not speak. She had seen shameless people before, but never anyone this shameless.

"Go back and tell your great-grandfather that I want both of his great-granddaughters." With that, Xiao Meng strode away, leaving behind a dashing silhouette.

Yaoye stared blankly for a moment before rage erupted within her. Her sharp roar could pierce metal and shatter stone.