Crossing Mountains and Rivers

This group of Eldar nobles trudged in the sewers for half a day.

He avoided seventeen automatic defense turrets, bypassed twenty-three sealed gates, and even dismantled five still-running crushers with his bare hands.

Their clothes were soaked with sewage, unknown objects were hanging from their hair, and an unknown color liquid was in their boots.

Their faces are green, not because they are afraid, but because they are smelly.

It's hard to imagine that their original skin was so white, like white jade.

But in order to meet the King of All, they are willing to step into human sewers.

Maybe a drop of sewage or even a small stain on the body now comes from excrement or something more disgusting, but they are willing to endure it.

When they emerged from the sewer outlet of the palace kitchen.

The first Eldar opens its arms to welcome the sunshine in the kitchen. It looks like a replica of Shawshank Redemption and has the flavor of Old Terra.

If the kitchen faucet bursts at this time, the lights will dim.

It would be a perfect reproduction of the classic scene where the male protagonist Shawshank emerges from the river to wash away all his filth.

But reality is often not what movies are.

What greeted them was Adeptus Custodes holding a mop.

"Oops."

Adeptus Custodes looked at the Eldar head protruding from the floor drain, with a few rotten vegetable leaves on top, with a subtle expression:

"Are you... new here?"

"Not even Alpharius has tried this method of infiltration."

"Seriously, do you really have no respect for Eldar?"

This is Adeptus Custodes, Adeptus Custodes who has been trained since childhood!

At this moment, he could actually say the words Eldar's dignity.

To be honest, this Adeptus Custodes is really planning to use Adeptus Custodes's standard Bolter Emperor's Wrath to make a hole in his temple.

But seeing the persistence of this group of Eldar, he really couldn't stand it any longer.

In the past, if you encountered this kind of thing, just cut it down, but now it doesn't matter, and these guys are definitely sincere.

God-Emperor and the great Lord Regent also endorsed these guys.

This means that Adeptus Custodes cannot be killed at will, they can only look at them like constipated shit.

"Okay, squat down one by one with your head in your hands, and I will escort you out of the palace."

"You should be lucky, this is the order of the great Lord Regent.

He asked me not to harm you, saying that we are allies now."

"100 years ago, ah no, 10 years ago! My Power Halberd would have pierced your heads and used your so-called noble bodies as fertilizer!"

At the urging of Adeptus Custodes.

Eldar people lined up in a row again, held their heads in their hands again, and squatted in the corner again.

Adeptus Custodes did not throw them out, but let them take a bath first.

Hot water, soap, clean towels, and even a cup of hot tea for each of them.

"Let's go after drinking." Adeptus Custodes said with a helpless tone that said, "It's hard for me too." "Don't go into the sewer next time, the water is dirty."

"While I'm not suggesting you get a little dirty, the kitchen floors here still need us mopping."

"Stop increasing our workload, otherwise I will definitely cut you off!"

Eldar were drinking tea, their eyes were red again.

They really want to cry. They are the noble Eldar all-printed race and the race that loves cleanliness the most.

Who dares to say they are sloppy, but now they are actually being called sloppy.

But for the sake of the great Father of the Gods, they can endure anything!

The fourth batch of Eldar took the gap of silent stance.

Sisters of Silence's silent stance is not fully covered.

In some remote corners and in the gaps of some building structures, the coverage of the stand will be weakly attenuated.

The degree of attenuation is so small that even Adeptus Custodes's sensor cannot detect it, but for Eldar, that little gap is enough for them to release a short Psionic Energy transmission.

Once is enough.

They calculated for a long time.

I found 17 theoretical gaps, drew three precise maps, and conducted countless simulations.

They chose a dark and windy night, and during the changing of the guard at Sisters of Silence, they launched the teleportation from an abandoned tower on the west side of the palace.

Psionic Energy's light flashed.

They disappeared in place.

Then, they appeared in the garbage dump on the east side of the palace.

It's not because they calculated the coordinates wrong, but because the Sisters of Silences have long since blocked those seventeen gaps - using the oldest, most primitive, and most desperate method for Eldar.

They stood someone next to each gap.

Not standing still, but standing there, watching the Eldars emerge from the Psionic Energy light.

Their black armor reflected cold light in the moonlight, and their eyes showed no emotion.

"Next one." said one Sisters of Silence.

Eldar stood in place, the light of Psionic Energy still remained on their fingertips, but they no longer had any strength to teleport again.

It's not because Psionic Energy is exhausted, but because the feeling of despair that "you should have arrived a long time ago" is heavier than any force.

They walked out of the garbage station silently and lined up in a row under the moonlight, waiting for Adeptus Custodes to take them out.

No one spoke, only the night wind blew through the gaps in the tower, making a whining sound, as if playing an elegy for their failure.

The fifth batch, the sixth batch, and the seventh batch.

Eldars have tried every conceivable method.

Disguised as Adeptus Custodes, but was discovered because he was not tall enough.

In fact, it is not because they are not tall enough, but because four or five Eldars were huddled together in their fake Adeptus Custodes armors.

This perfectly held up the armor, and coupled with their dramatic performance skills, they actually performed it vividly.

They don't understand Adeptus Custodes's changing of the guard operation.

That is calculated through strict calculations every day, and the change of guard will not happen in the same way for almost 100 years.

Originally, this group of Eldar just wanted to sneak into the palace and meet the King of the Gods quickly.

But as I walked, I realized something was wrong.

There are more and more Adeptus Custodes around, each holding Power Halberd.

Obviously if they take a step forward, these power systems will pierce their bodies.

Next, many nobles from Eldar began to show off their magical artistic skills and acting abilities.

Disguised as nuns, they were discovered because they did not stand silently.

Disguised as cleaners, they were found out because they used Psionic Energy to cheat when cleaning windows.

They dug a tunnel and were discovered because Sisters of Silence was waiting for them at the tunnel exit.

They pretended to be Imperium officials but were discovered because they accidentally wrote Eldar when signing.

Eldar: Are you kidding! Why is it so difficult to pretend to be a human? Why on earth?!