Uchiha Shadian rolled his eyes at Izuna Uchiha. "Even if I'm an old woman, someone still thinks about me. Unlike some people, who don't have anyone thinking about them."
Izuna Uchiha snorted. "Women only slow down the speed at which I draw my sword. Who cares whether anyone thinks about me?"
Uchiha Shadian said, "What do you mean, women only slow down the speed of drawing a sword? That's complete nonsense. The real truth is that women only make us draw our swords faster."
Izuna Uchiha: "..."
He suspected Uchiha Shadian was making a dirty joke, but the man really did have four swords at his waist! Every one of them was extraordinarily powerful.
(There was one beneath his crotch too. As for its power, please ask Rin Nohara...)
Besides, he had been dead for decades and had only just been resurrected. Talking to him about whether women missed him was utter nonsense, wasn't it? Even if he had had a lover before his death, she would have long since died of old age.
"Why hasn't anything started after all this time?" Izuna Uchiha asked, looking down at Konoha below as he changed the subject.
"My Shadow Clone went to start a fire. It should be soon," Uchiha Shadian said blandly.
"How about I go down and warm up a little? Take the lead?" Izuna Uchiha asked eagerly. Even death could not stop him from being resurrected. What dragon's den or tiger's lair would he not dare venture into?
Uchiha Shadian said, "I already told you, this isn't the main stage I prepared for you. Someone else is performing. Otherwise, the stage I went through so much trouble to rebuild would be wasted. Just be patient, Senior Izuna. If you're really bored, how about I send you back into your