He Was an Idiot
"Hello, Teacher Zhao, this is Chen Yu. We're at the Great Rift right now. Don't worry, nothing happened. I just hope you'll be harsher when you fight Qiu Tianyu. The harsher, the better! He's a bastard!"
After hanging up, Chen Yu saw Wang Chuyun stagger out, then collapse with uncanny precision onto his lap.
"Good friend, I'm so dizzy." Wang Chuyun rubbed her temples and said weakly, "Lend me your leg so I can lie down for a bit."
"No problem. Do you need anything else?"
Turning sideways, she pressed herself against Chen Yu and said, "Yes. Help me take off my shoes, please. Leave the socks on."
"Want me to massage your stomach?"
Wang Chuyun curled her legs up to her chest and said softly, "Massage my legs instead. I've been running a little too much these past two days, and my muscles are kind of sore."
As he kneaded Wang Chuyun's calves, Chen Yu considered how to get out of the Great Rift within six days.
He opened his phone and pulled up the free map of the Great Rift, discovering that crossing it in six days was not impossible.
But it was dangerous.
The Great Rift was like Mount Everest from his previous life. If one crossed it and got their stamp, they would earn the favor of the Snow Mountain Goddess, a Star Lord, and receive a blessing.
This blessing could reduce altitude sickness and improve the blood's hemoglobin oxygen-carrying capacity. It could also slightly enhance the blessed person's athletic ability.
In essence, it was a money-making tool for the Snow Mountain Goddess, a Lesser Star Lord. But she could not make it look too obvious, so she thoughtfully offered all kinds of routes for travelers.
Those with money could go