Caught Cheating (Not Really)

The girl was speaking into the phone's Mike, as if she were communicating with someone... or even engaging in a verbal battle.

The answer is that they are arguing with the comments section.

Yes, because the girl was lazy, she didn't have any special work after the "Didi Mediation App" was promoted.

So he can only play games in his office.

So I started a live stream and became a streamer.

[Johnny Walking: This stinky bastard is bragging about gold again?]

"..." The girl, who had been boasting, immediately became furious upon seeing this comment and shouted, "You! You! Johnny, you speak to me!"

(Johnnie Walker)

"If you can't explain yourself clearly today, you'll get hit by a car tomorrow, do you understand? I can't stand low-scoring dogs like you arguing here!"

The girl cursed the comments section, but then heard the doorbell ring and calmed down a little. "Wait a minute, the streamer's McDonald's arrived."

"..." Then, the viewers in the live stream heard the following sound--

"Oh? Teacher, what brings you here? I'm working... cough cough, really working, it's very hard--"

"No! Aaaaaaah!!"

What's that noise?!

But don't worry, the streamer didn't quit the internet, he just got caught... Brothers, see you again sometime!

--

"Hey, with Didi Mediation App, why do we still need to patrol...?"

The girl walked dejectedly down the street with her teacher, Qili, complaining, "We have to patrol before development, and we have to patrol after development. Doesn't that mean we developed the software for nothing?"

That makes a lot of sense at first glance...

"Enough with the nonsense. Our job is to patrol and ensure that the people of Kyoto realize that magical girls can be trusted."

Qili was very clear-headed. She patted the girl's head and said, "Software development is for better work performance, not for you to slack off... Do you understand?! Do you understand?!"

The girl who was being hit on the head pitifully covered her head and begged for mercy, "Stop hitting me, stop hitting me, you'll make me stupid if you keep hitting me."

Moreover, the two were not patrolling aimlessly.

All I can say is that there just happened to be a fight I needed to break up.

That's about it...

"Arrive."

As Qili said this, she noticed the obvious commotion ahead... two drunken Oni Clan were fighting in the street.

If not stopped in time, the fighting may escalate into a larger disturbance, fueled by the interest of other passing Oni Clan.

Yes, it's them again.

Nine out of ten incidents are caused by the Oni Clan getting drunk... Seriously, if their drinking manners are so bad, they should be careful not to get drunk!

As Qili was thinking this, the passersby walked by as if it were nothing out of the ordinary... just keeping their distance from the two Oni Clan.

To avoid being affected by their entry into ground warfare.

"Listen up, Oni Clan ahead!"

Qili shouted, trying to persuade them with words, "Your behavior has caused inconvenience to others, please stop immediately!"

Unfortunately, the two Oni Clan seemed completely oblivious to Qili's shouts from the side, still engaged in various ground combats.

"Ah!"

"Oh, good!"

"Mmm, ah!!!"

"..." Watching the two Oni Clan fighting so passionately, Qili paused for a moment, while the girl immediately shouted righteously, "Teacher, leave it to me!"

The girl shouted, reached into her backpack and rummaged around for something, then pulled out... a megaphone!

To be precise, it's a loudspeaker.

A classic China- style megaphone!

"Hey, hey, hey--"

After greeting them like this, the girl tested the loudspeaker's effectiveness, then coughed lightly. "Listen up, you Oni Clan in front! Stop what you're doing right now! Otherwise, we'll report this to Mount Oe and have your leader deal with you!"

Amidst the deafening sound emanating from the loudspeaker, the two Oni Clan were clearly intimidated, their eyes becoming much clearer.

The two exchanged a glance.

What? Report it to Mount Oe... That's definitely not going to work!

"No! We know we were wrong!"

One of the Oni Clan nodded in apology first, followed closely by the other... and then, the two Oni Clan quickly disappeared.

"..." Qili looked at the girl with a strange expression, opened her mouth as if to say something but then stopped herself, "Uh... um..."

How should I put it?

The most useful episode.

Before Qili could say anything,

The smug girl, hands on her hips, noticed a strange procession of hooded figures passing through the streets and alleys.

Each of them wore a hood that covered their face, and the hoods also had other patterns [↑↓].

He doesn't look like a normal person.

"Hey! Do you need any help from a magical girl? Is it cosplay? Or do you worship some kind of omnipotent god? Can you tell me more?"

The girl's words caught Qili's attention... Indeed, this group looked strange and conspicuous, and was certainly suspicious.

"..." However, the hooded figures did not answer. Instead, like puppets on strings, they raised their heads in unison and silently.

It looks a little creepy.

"Wow, what exactly do you guys do?"

The girl was still questioning, but Qili, as a professional, had already sensed something was wrong. She silently released her magic and stealthily approached the other person.

At this moment, the hooded figures spoke up—

"Kyoto, there are magical girls?"

The man's voice was extremely hoarse, as if it had traversed countless barren deserts, each note like a raging wind carrying grains of sand, pouring from his broken vocal cords.

Qili stepped in front of the girl, confronting the hooded figures. "That's right, we are hired by the Lord of the Tamamo Palace and the Lord of Mount Oe. We are magical girls from the Kyoto branch of the Central City Magical Girl Headquarters..."

At the same time, Qili magical energy slowly enveloped the area. From the sensations transmitted back by the magic, he learned of the other person's identity, their withered body, and their completely stopped heartbeat...

Congealed blood.

"..."

"You're not alive?"

Qili asked this question, while the girl hiding behind Qili, who had only peeked out, couldn't help but shiver. "Zombies...?"

The hooded figures showed no intention of clashing with the two people's attention; they simply waved their hands to disperse the Qili magic.

Or rather...

It reversed back to its Qili direction.

Just like when Qili releases her magic,

"..." As Qili's eyes narrowed, one of the hooded figures responded, "We are the dead who have reversed life and death... we are people who should have died."

"Dressing strangely is simply to avoid causing trouble for others... It's not good to affect the appearance of the city."

"..."

"..." Very polite, seems like not a dangerous person.

"Feel sorry."

Qili expressed her apologies, saying, "We will inform the magical girls about your situation to prevent you from being questioned again in the future."

After nodding to each other, the two left.

--

That night, all the ancestral graves in the villages near Kyoto were dug up.

Grandparents: Your father/grandfather/grandmother has passed away.

Villagers: NO!

Chapter 292 Caught in the Act (Just kidding)

Under the dim and soft light, Zongzheng Ximei was dressed in standard bartender attire... that is, a sharp suit.

With dragon horns on her head and a crimson scaled dragon tail trailing behind her, Zongzheng Ximei was a complete freak.

After she can completely retract those special organs into her body, she will receive a title... Cong Yu could easily guess that it would be something like Dragon Girl.

However, if Zongzheng Ximei likes her name, she can still introduce herself using her name.

The "Rabbit Man" type is someone who already really hates their own name.

He went straight from his own name to "Rabbit Monster" and then to "Rabbit Man"... after all, his original name didn't bring him any good memories.

If Xiao Cui hadn't followed Cong Yu and had instead killed her parents herself, she probably would have ended up with a Monster Group.

She will likely abandon the surname "Katsuki Ruru" without hesitation when the time comes.

At this very moment, Zongzheng Ximei was recalling the process of Little Shadow's instruction.

After mentally reviewing the bartending process, her eyes gradually became focused and bright...

Then...

Zongzheng Ximei turned her head to look at the drink order form behind the bar... and confirmed the specific ingredients needed.

Therefore, Little Shadow gently tapped her head with a newspaper.

"Still looking? Still looking?"

In response to Little Shadow's question, Zongzheng Ximei smiled sheepishly, "Hehe, sorry... let me check."

After saying that, Zongzheng Ximei became serious, picked up a bottle of crystal-clear champagne, and gently tapped it on the bar.

Then flick it with your finger...

"Bang--"

With a soft click, the champagne cork popped out, and then...

"Thump--"

It hit Cong Yu, who was sitting right in front of him, with a "thud"... and then bounced away.

Cong Yu: "..."

Zongzheng Ximei: "..."

Cong Yu: "Murder?"

Zongzheng Ximei: "I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry!"

Immediately apologizing, Zongzheng Ximei displayed a traditional Japan superpower, frantically placing the champagne on the table.

Then he bowed and apologized to Cong Yu.

But she clearly didn't realize that she now had long, sharp hairs on her forehead.

Dragon horns... If Cong Yu hadn't dodged quickly, he might have already been hit.

This kid has a knack for taking down his teammates.

This is terrifying, a causal attack...