The Fungus Companion Is a Mess

Let's not even talk about those top foreign magical girls; they probably couldn't beat the Xian Kui anyway...

The strongest magical girl in East Asia, the strongest magical girl in Britain known as the "Flower Witch"... well, none of them can beat the Xian Kui.

The key to the problem lies with the six humans and one beast who were traveling with the "Flower Witch"... seven humans and one beast, including the Flower Witch.

Aside from Miss Lin and Cong Yu, the representative of the King of Wind City, even that seemingly harmless little animal is Monster King.

The Death King of Australia, the Rap King of United States, the King of the Wild Hunt of Mongolia, the Unconfirmed Codename of Central City in Japan (Takemikazuchi), the King Odin of Northern Europe... they are all extraordinary figures.

I've emphasized this countless times.

The Monster King is no longer a monster; he is no longer someone who can be "killed," "eliminated," "expelled," or "destroyed."

It was a genuine natural Calamity.

It's like a volcano about to erupt; you can arrange for people to evacuate and try every means to prevent the damage, but you can't do anything about it directly... It's not that you don't want to, but that you can't.

Calamity that roam the earth, that is the "King".

Each of them could sink a piece of land into the sea, but the time it would take and the effort required would vary.

At this moment, five such individuals have gathered here.

This is already a very serious situation.

Even so, there are still some people who don't understand the situation at all; in other words, they are complete laymen.

Meetings between laypeople and experts, especially informal internal discussions, are undoubtedly a disaster.

A disaster that is not much less severe than a "Calamity".

"So, should we ask the Xian Kui for help?"

"As mentioned before, even the Xian Kui is helpless against the Monster King."

"They'll at least have a better way than us, right? We need to approach this with a questioning attitude; magical girls aren't necessarily weaker than monsters."

"But that's the Monster King! Mr. Wang!"

"I also think it's worth a try. Xian Kui is the leader among immortals, a trump card chosen from among thousands. He must have a way."

"..." But that's the Monster King! The Monster King!!

I can't take it anymore! Why can't anyone understand this? These guys aren't magical girls; do they even understand what Monster King is?

The magical girl in the Zhongshan suit was biting her teeth so hard they were almost bleeding. She simply couldn't understand why these guys had to get so hung up on this issue.

Even though you've already informed Xian Kui of the situation, why are you still hesitating about whether to ask him to deal with the Xian Kui Monster King?

The Xian Kui's strength is seven thousand times that of yours. If the Xian Kui feels she can handle it, then she will step in herself.

Who gave you the right to pontificate and whine like that?

Asking the Xian Kui to take action? What the hell... You guys don't actually think the Xian Kui is unwilling to act, do you?!

Why can't we just go with those Monster Kings?

Let them do whatever they want. Do you really want to actively go looking for trouble?

There were five people there, Xian Kui was only one... Can't you even count? Have your brains, cerebellums, and cerebrums all shrunk?

As the magical girl was internally cursing and nearly going crazy, one of the magical girls next to her suddenly picked up her phone and looked at it.

"Excuse me, everyone, we suddenly have some urgent business to attend to. Please let us know if there are any results."

With that, the magical girl stood up and led the magical girls from the Immortal Sect Assembly out of the meeting room.

He then politely closed the door.

"..."

After a brief silence, many magical girls wore expressions as if they were having a seizure, though the nature of the seizure was unclear...

Of course, it's the extreme contempt and disbelief that comes with a "stupidity phobia" attack; they can't believe there could be such an idiotic leader in the world.

Reasoning with them is pointless; even after White-White stating that the Monster King is incredibly strong, they remain stubbornly opinionated.

I feel like I can't understand human speech.

"Ugh, I can't take it anymore."

"Me too... I'm really speechless."

"Aaaaaah! Aaaaah, I want to go home!!"

"..." Regarding the collapse of this group of magical girls, one of the magical girl boys... well, a weirdo, the weirdo boy seemed much more rational.

"Damn it, I've really cursed them out! Are these animals even China?!"

The strange man cursed angrily and slammed the plastic bottle in his hand to the ground... The plastic bottle bounced violently on the ground, flew high into the air, and then landed in a trash can some distance away.

"Snort--"

The magical girl, who had pretended to receive the message, sneered and put her phone back in her pocket, "You think they don't understand?"

Actually, these people all know exactly what's going on...

"After discovering the Monster King, we immediately notified Xian Kui. This is because we were afraid of being blamed; once the blame is removed, things will naturally be easier."

As she said this, the magical girl shook her head helplessly. "After feeling relieved, I just wanted to use my connections to pretend I was actually doing something."

"But if you want to do something, you'll make mistakes... 'Not doing anything wrong'—those people examine themselves three times a day."

"So, I need to figure out a way to minimize the blame I take, while pretending that I'm actually doing the work..."

"The so-called 'inviting the Xian Kui's is, of course, what sounds like a nice-sounding 'getting things done'... but that's not all."

"Then find more people."

Let's split it together.

With that, the magical girl, who was fully aware of the situation, pouted at the building behind her and said, "We're too lazy to get involved anyway. It's the middle of the day, so how about I treat you guys to a meal at a restaurant?"

Her words, along with the magical girl and that strange man, eased much of the pent-up frustration in her heart.

"Yes, yes."

"Where should we eat, boss?"

"Long live the leader!"

"..."

"Tch, I told you not to call me 'boss' in public."

As she said this, the magical girl looked up and said, "This is the newly opened one. It has good online reviews, and I've always wanted to try it."

However, she wondered if it was just her imagination, but it seemed like there were a lot of people crowding outside, all looking into the store, but hardly anyone was going inside.

Such doubts flashed through the minds of her and the other magical girls, and then... they learned the reason as they entered the restaurant.

"What? What is this all about?"

A Black man wearing sunglasses questioned, squinting as he examined the menu. "I've studied China, so why can't I understand it?"

Miss Lin smiled helplessly and shook her head, "Because this is cursive script... and you're pointing to Kung Pao Chicken."

As Miss Lin was speaking, Cong Yu sensed something and turned to look at the several magical girls standing blankly at the door, unsure whether they should come in.

Clearly, these people recognized the champions.

Honestly... after Cong Yu and her group entered the restaurant, there were only people finishing their meals and leaving; no customers came in.

The place, which should be bustling with life, was strangely deserted.

"Come in, you don't need to worry about us."

Kind-hearted Cong Yu, not wanting the other person to go hungry while searching for a restaurant, started by saying this...

That's so kind-hearted! (Applause)

Chapter 662 Accompanying Bacteria Like Petal Paste

For China people, a certain stirring in their blood gives them a strange sense of déjà vu regarding the situation before them.

When the emperor says to you...

When he said, "No need to worry, come to my side."

That's when it really causes anxiety.

So when Cong Yu said, "Come in, you don't need to worry about us..."

The members of the Immortal Society who had just come out of the conference building sighed inwardly... They had risked their lives to accompany this gentleman.

No, it should be that he would risk his life to accompany the king.

While these people sat down some distance away from Cong Yu and his group, whispering about something, they were still studying the menu.

"Husband and Wife Lung Slices!"

Takemikazuchi said with some shock, his tail hairs standing on end, "China people are so terrifying... Is this a special dish for cannibalistic monsters?"

No, no, no, I don't think that's the case.

Death King, taking Miss Lin's introduction literally, misunderstood something. "Ants climbing a tree... it sounds like a specialty dish from my old tribe, it brings back some memories."

No, no, no, you ate real ants.

"..." In her frantic state, Cong Yu shooed everyone away from the group, then sighed and handed the menu to Miss Lin; "You order for us... It's up to you and Etzel."

Miss Lin is a local, so letting her take the order is fine, but what's with Etzel?

Thinking this, everyone couldn't help but look at Etzel, wondering if Etzel wasn't a foreigner either.

Why didn't you join the discussion? Instead, you just sat there, looking at everyone with those devilish eyes.

Etzel: "..."

"Why are you small fry looking at me?"

Etzel quipped, still wearing that enigmatic smile, "I'm in Mongolia, Mongolia, Mongolia... I speak China-- "

Mongolia is quite a unique place.

How should I put it...?

Anyway, it's a country that survives by relying on China, but its attitude is surprisingly... well, it's hard to say.

But for Etzel, none of this really matters.

Moreover, her ability to speak China wasn't entirely due to the situation in Mongolia... Etzel is an alien.

After coming to Earth, learning one foreign language is the same as learning ten or eight foreign languages; there's basically no difference.

The difference between hieroglyphics and alphabetic writing is not important; they are still logically self-consistent combinations of writing systems.

The Orion script is vastly different from Earth languages.

So Etzel is surprisingly a linguistic genius.

Ordering food could naturally be left to Miss Lin and Etzel. Although Cong Yu could understand, he had other things to do.

"Hello everyone... You've arrived later than we expected."

Cong Yu said this, and sat down enthusiastically next to the magical girls. "If I'm not mistaken, we were probably having a meeting before?"

Upon hearing Cong Yu's words, a magical girl hesitated for a moment before speaking, "You seem to be the one who was modified by the King of Wind City... who was it again?"

The magical girl's words were picked up by another magical girl. "Cong Yu, who was modified and gained the exact same power."

This suggests that Cong Yu does indeed have a certain degree of fame worldwide.

And that level of recognition is quite good.

You don't need to explain who you are to everyone you meet, or go through your own persona, nor do you need people to bother you and disturb your affairs everywhere.

It was just right.

Yes, that's me.

Cong Yu responded, noticing that these magical girls seemed quite at ease... which was to be expected.

Although "Cong Yu" represents the King of Wind City, he is not the King of Wind City himself...

At least not in the eyes of these magical girls.

Therefore, they seemed much more relaxed and at ease during the conversation... which was a good thing for subsequent interactions.