You Have a New Friend Request

It wasn't until Li Mao plunged into the backseat of a rideshare that he finally managed to swallow his fury over that message on his ass.

The words had only been written in red marker. They didn't hurt or itch.

But he still felt like he was sitting on pins and needles.

That line of writing felt as though Wan Fuqi had branded it onto him with a hot iron. Its presence was absurdly impossible to ignore.

Li Mao paid no attention to the driver in the front, who kept glancing at him through the rearview mirror.

He twisted around in the backseat like he had lice for quite a while, trying to find a position that would let him forget that phone number.

Unfortunately, after all that effort, his ass had been rubbed raw by his jeans, yet he still hadn't found a position that satisfied him.

In the end, he sighed helplessly, rolled down the window, and lit a cigarette.

Then he pulled out his phone, planning to vent the frustration in his heart by discussing a plan to get revenge on Mediterranean.

He couldn't do anything about that rich bastard Enigma, but was he really supposed to silently swallow this loss at the hands of an old man running a shady clinic?

The moment he opened WeChat, he saw a red dot beside "New Friends."

[Bunny Baby at Home has requested to add you as a friend.]

"Cough, cough, cough!!"

When Li Mao saw the WeChat name of the person adding him, the puff of smoke he hadn't exhaled choked him so badly that he coughed his heart out.

"Wh-what the fuck kind of brain-dead name is that? Why is it so, so disgusting?"

His eyes reddened from coughing. While cursing under his breath, he opened the friend request and tapped Accept.

Using a brain-dead WeChat name like that to add a tough Alpha nicknamed Bunny—if that wasn't a provocation, then what was?!

He wanted to see who dared prank Li Mao!!

The other person's WeChat profile was completely empty. It looked like the account had just been registered, with no useful information at all.

So Li Mao took the initiative and sent a message first.

[A Rabbit Bites When Rushed: ?]

The other person replied quickly enough.

[Bunny Baby at Home: My darling took the initiative to greet me today. It's worth commemorating.]

Li Mao's hand, which had been flicking ash, froze. Without the slightest hesitation, he was about to block this idiot.

But another message slowly popped up on his screen.

[Bunny Baby at Home: Darling, do you remember what I taught you a week ago? Before acting on impulse, think about whether you can bear the consequences.]

[Bunny Baby at Home: Let me see some improvement. Don't always throw little tantrums.]

[Bunny Baby at Home: All right? My darling, the older brother who's seven years older than me.]

Li Mao rolled his eyes speechlessly at the sky.

How the hell did Wan Fuqi manage to use a name so embarrassing it made people's toes curl just looking at it, while still chatting with him so seriously?

Was the evolution of Enigmas reflected in their complete loss of human shame?

Li Mao's eyes darted around as he pondered for a moment, then silently withdrew the finger that was about to tap "Add to Blacklist."

[A Rabbit Bites When Rushed: Spit it out if you've got something to say.]

He figured that no matter how capable Wan Fuqi was, he couldn't crawl through the phone screen and punish him, so he spoke even more arrogantly than he did face-to-face.

But when Li Mao thought about all the bizarre things that had happened to him before, he felt that if he truly pissed Wan Fuqi off, it wasn't entirely impossible that the man would suddenly descend from the heavens, grab him, and give him a lesson.

After all, although the man now acknowledged that Li Mao was an older brother seven years his senior, he showed absolutely no respect for his elders in bed.

This older brother was practically being sucked dry by him.

Li Mao ultimately decided to patch things up after the fact and sent another message as damage control.

[A Rabbit Bites When Rushed: This older brother who's seven years older than you doesn't have your blessed rich fate of being born into money. I'm out here making a living and don't have time for small talk, so say what you need to say.]

Only after Li Mao sent that did Wan Fuqi seem to be appeased, replying right away.

[Bunny Baby at Home: Darling, did you go out?]

Wan Fuqi hadn't used words like "leave" or "go away." He had used "go out."

Li Mao clicked his tongue awkwardly.

Awkward.

The way that man put it made it sound like they were already living together.

What, some little love nest?

And he had merely gone out.

Putting it nicely, he had left in style.

Putting it bluntly, he had fled in panic.

Li Mao forgot the things he had just figured out and immediately did it again.

[A Rabbit Bites When Rushed: None of your fucking business.]

This time, Wan Fuqi was a little unable to put up with it.

[Bunny Baby at Home: There are cameras in the bedroom. Think about what we've been doing in that bedroom these past few days. Please reconsider what tone and attitude you should use when speaking to your husband, darling.]

The two fingers holding Li Mao's cigarette clenched so hard they turned white.

What he hated most in his life was being threatened!

He flicked the cigarette butt out the car window, held his phone in both hands, and furiously hammered away at the ordinary twenty-six letters of the English alphabet, trying to arrange them into the most vicious language in the world.

He might stutter when he spoke, but he typed at lightning speed!

The rideshare driver, who had witnessed Li Mao's uncivilized act of throwing trash from the window, had originally wanted to remind him.

But after catching sight of the furious, wild-haired blond in the backseat, he silently closed his mouth again.

He kept his eyes forward and pretended not to hear a thing beyond the window.

[A Rabbit Bites When Rushed: What the fuck do you mean? You little bastard, are you trying to make some sex tape scandal out of your big brother? Trying to make me famous?]

[A Rabbit Bites When Rushed: So that's why you left your contact info on my ass like some lunatic. Turns out you were renting ad space.]

[A Rabbit Bites When Rushed: You're one of the stars in our videos too, aren't you, Mr. 910,000? Post them however you want. I don't care. It'll be perfect for letting everyone see who's got a filthy mouth and a dirty mind. While you're at it, rent out your ass for ads too. Let your mom and dad be proud—their deaf dog of a son has finally grown up, not just in age, but also in that.]

[A Rabbit Bites When Rushed: Don't fucking threaten me with this shit. Get lost!]

After unleashing that torrent, Li Mao let out a long breath.

He really hadn't expected Wan Fuqi to install cameras in the bedroom, but a barefoot man wasn't afraid of someone wearing shoes.

He didn't believe that someone as prominent as Wan Fuqi would expose an indecent video of himself being one of the main characters.

Even if it got leaked, Li Mao didn't care. He had been the one forced into it. His grievance would finally be laid bare for all the world to see!

And he had to sigh again: electronic communication really was a wonderful thing these days.

He had long wanted to curse that beast in human clothing so freely, but every time, either he stuttered or the man took off his hearing aid. This time, he had finally thrown a proper punch.

Still not satisfied, Li Mao sent Wan Fuqi the video he had recorded that day, where he stepped on Wan Fuqi's face and made threats.

[A Rabbit Bites When Rushed: No mirror in the bedroom? Take a good look at how cheap you look, then.]