Second Brother: I gave up on possessing Chen Qi directly / Filming begins on "Kung Fu Hustle": all of Lungmen humiliated?
At first, Wei Yenwu was probably unwilling, but he had no choice but to obey because his younger brother, the emperor, had issued the decree. Otherwise, he would have been subjected to a washboard punishment and had his picture taken as a souvenir...
But now, with a group of old buddies acting alongside him, Wei Yenwu's spirits immediately lifted. He recalled his days of wandering the world, and it wasn't bad to be able to reminisce about his youth in a movie.
Of course, the key point is that Wei Yenwu already knew that he had more screen time than his old buddies, which meant he would have more opportunities to demonstrate his skill and appear on screen more often.
Chen Qi, that kid, is still on his uncle's side in the end. He's giving him the most important roles. I really don't know what kind of chivalrous role he'll give him.
"Well then, Wei Yenwu, and Madam Wen Yue, your role assignments are ready. Please proceed this way."
Chen Qi, suppressing a laugh, handed the two character lists to Wei Yenwu Wenyue. After receiving them, the two, who had been full of anticipation, slowly stiffened, and then became suspicious.
"... Landlady?"
"Landlord?"
The couple read out their characters' professions in unison, then subconsciously looked up at Chen Qi, only to find that Chen Qi had already quietly walked several meters away under the protection of Talulah and Saria.
" --Chi Xiao! Draw your sword!"
Wei Yenwu's face darkened, and almost instinctively he used his pipe to unleash a red sword aura, but he missed. Chen Qi quickly grabbed Talulah and Saria and ran, not giving Wei Yenwu a chance to attack him.
Of course, Wei Yenwu deliberately missed. Putting everything else aside, he had no intention of actually hurting Talulah; he was just expressing his dissatisfaction in this way.
"What amazing lightness skill!" Huai Tianpei and Chongyue, who were standing to the side, noticed how lightly Chen Qi carried Talulah and Saria as they ran away, and immediately cheered in their hearts, thinking to themselves that their trip had not been in vain.
However... I don't know how good Director Chen Qi really is. Hopefully, this time, we can see it for ourselves.
Chapter 202: Second Brother: I've given up on the plan to directly possess Chen Qi.
With Chen Qi's roles largely finalized, Lungmen also began to get busy, especially with all the martial arts masters who had come specifically for Chen Qi. Although the martial arts tournament was just a misunderstanding, most of the masters decided to stay temporarily, thinking, "Since we're already here, we can't let this trip be in vain."
After all, Lungmen is not bad either, it's developing very well, and now all the masters have gathered together, the arena has been set up, and even masters like Wei Yenwu and Huai Tianpei are here. For many retired martial arts practitioners, having so many "fellow practitioners" together makes them not lonely at all.
Especially since the encounter between Chen Qi and Huai Tianpei outside Lungmen at some unknown time, many astute masters noticed the profound martial arts skills of both sides. Now that the news of Chen Qi filming "Kung Fu Hustle" is already public knowledge, the masters still tacitly came to join in the fun.
Therefore, when Chen Qi and Lin Yuxia came to see the tenement building needed for filming the next day, they were quickly surrounded by a group of experts.
What Chen Qi, Lin Yuxia, and the others didn't expect was that these experts approached Chen Qi not to fight him, but to observe the filming of "Kung Fu Hustle".
"Most of us came because of the rumors about the martial arts tournament. Although those rumors are Mr. Nothing, our trip was still worthwhile. It was a great honor to have exchanged blows with Duke Wei."
"Now that this film has gathered many masters from the Lungmen, we can hardly contain our curiosity. We humbly request Director Chen Qi's permission to observe from the sidelines. If we miss the opportunity to witness these masters' skills, we will regret it immensely."
One of the experts directly explained the reason to Chen Qi, and before Chen Qi could agree, one after another, the experts who had been in seclusion for some time pleaded for his life:
"Please, Director Chen Qi, agree."
"If I missed the sight of so many masters gathering together, I might die of heartbreak!"
"Even just coming to watch when the show starts would be great! We all know kung fu, so we can watch from where we can't be filmed!"
"Alright, alright, seniors! How about this, my movie happens to need a lot of extras, and I think you all are perfect!"
Faced with the requests of these senior actors, Chen Qi found it difficult to refuse and made an unplanned decision – to use these senior actors as extras!
Chen Qi initially dared not consider this idea. These seniors were all experts, and it was unrealistic to ask them to be extras in the play. Chen Qi was worried that they would not agree. But now, this could actually satisfy these seniors' reasonable request for observation.
Anyway, the requirements for the extras weren't too high, and most of these veterans were indeed older, from all walks of life, both men and women, which perfectly matched the diverse characters in "Kung Fu Hustle".
"When you're filming, just act like you're living your everyday lives. I'm sure you all have plenty of experience living in seclusion, right? Just treat yourselves as ordinary people in the movie, that should be fine, right?"
"At the behest of Director Chen Qi!" XN
"... I must say, as expected of you! These martial arts practitioners all followed your instructions, and you didn't even promise to pay them."
Lin Yuxia, who came with Chen Qi, was also somewhat surprised. She had thought that Wei Yenwu would have to step in to resolve the matter, but she didn't expect that these seniors would be willing to listen to Chen Qi, a junior.
"That's because the story of my fight with Master Huai got leaked... I don't know who was so nosy as to post the video online, and now it's been forwarded so many times that we can't even find out who originally posted it."
Those who practice martial arts admire those who are more skilled than themselves. In the eyes of these seniors, Chen Qi can be considered someone with "more skill." Part of the reason these seniors came here was to see the final fight scene between Chen Qi and Huai Tianpei, so of course they wouldn't refuse.
"By the way, Yuxia, you said you wanted to be in 'Kung Fu Hustle,' right? I've found a role for you that's absolutely perfect for you."
"Oh? So fast? Could it be some kind of clown?"
Upon hearing this, Lin Yuxia was initially delighted, but then, as if remembering something, her expression immediately turned wary. She looked at Chen Qi with suspicion and said:
"I remember perfectly well. Yesterday you made Officer Wei play the Landlord, and he was so angry he almost used the Chixiao Swordsmanship to chop you up."
"It's the same with my dad. You gave him a deaf character, and the Emperor played a blind man. You formed a duo called 'Heavenly Cripple and Earthly Defect,' which infuriated them both. The Emperor even rapped at you all night on Penguin Logistics."
"So what? Do you think I'd arrange for you to play 'Jane'? Even if you're willing to act, I can't bring myself to do it." Chen Qi also looked distressed. There were indeed some deliberate attempts to make Lin Yuxia look ugly in the movie "Kung Fu Hustle," but Chen Qi would never let Lin Yuxia play an ugly role.
Although Madam Wen Yue's image has also suffered a bit of damage, Chen Qi considered Madam Wen Yue reputation and made some adjustments by casting her Landlady this time, to ensure that Madam Wen Yue's integrity wouldn't be completely ruined...
What? What about Wei Yenwu? Wei Yenwu's integrity is worthless; if it's broken, so be it. Maybe the Emperor of Yan will even be happy to see this.
Chen Qi gave Lin Yuxia the role of a "Mute Girl." She is someone who has a past with Sing in the film and is an important character representing the remaining sense of justice and kindness in Sing's heart. Although her screen time is limited, the ethereal quality of this character is very important.
"I thought about a few people I know, Chen Huijie isn't quite right; she's too sharp. Hoshiguma and Swire aren't really suitable for this role either, so I've decided to give it to you."
"Basically, Yuxia, you're the visual centerpiece of our movie. Although you don't have any lines, your image is extremely important."
"Hmph~ You have good taste."
Lin Yuxia is quite satisfied with this role, which, although it has no lines, is still considered an important one, especially since she is the only one among the current cast who hasn't had to play an unattractive character.
Lin Yuxia left in high spirits, while Chen Qi went to distribute the scripts to the lead actors so that they could start filming "Kung Fu Hustle" immediately once everything was ready.
"Using your pen as a blade, each word pierces the heart; as a fellow human being, you've chosen a path that no one expected."
At that moment, Chen Qi suddenly heard a figure not far away. He turned to look and saw a figure shrouded in black mist in Chen Qi's eyes. In front of the figure was a chessboard, and the figure was inviting Chen Qi to speak.
"Hey, fellow folks, how about a plate?"
"Sorry, I don't understand." Chen Qi immediately recognized who this "person" was—the second brother who caused trouble everywhere in the story. Chen Qi quickly understood what the "threat" Zuo Le had mentioned earlier was.
"It's a pity." The second brother didn't force Chen Qi, and his attitude towards Chen Qi was quite friendly. After a moment of silence, he said calmly:
"So, Chen Qi, is that the name you use to walk in this world? Why choose such a name? Why not walk this earth under your own name?"
"Do you really think that just because you've taken a human name, these people will treat you as a human being? You now allow the emperor to use your talents, but do you think that by responding to these people's expectations now, they will see you as one of their own in the future?"
"If you had never revealed yourself, then perhaps there would still be a chance... But now that your true identity has been exposed, in the eyes of these humans, you are no longer one of them, but an 'other race'."
"There's a saying in the Yan: 'Those who are not of our kind will surely have different hearts.' Do you really think that your current obedience can earn them their trust and forgiveness?"
At this point, the second brother's tone became tinged with hatred and anger, and he said coldly:
"Back then, 'we' (at that age) also thought so, but humanity has turned its back on us without hesitation, turning us, who helped them drive away the Feranmut and other 'gods,' into slaves under their watchful eyes."
"Do you think you can escape? They'll kill you sooner or later. The day you truly show your abilities, the day you're no longer of any use to them, they will inevitably kill you, just like they betrayed us back then."
"Me? I'm different. In a sense, I'm also royalty." Chen Qi was completely unfazed by his second brother's attempts to seduce him. He knew his brother was trying to persuade him, but Chen Qi would never do the same thing as his brother.
"Naive." The second brother scoffed at Chen Qi's statement, but he dared not make any rash moves, especially since the current Lungmen was a veritable net. He only had one "black piece" to use in Lungmen, and every piece he used was one less he had to cherish.
But now, the second brother is treating Chen Qi with the utmost respect. Even with his eldest brother here to support him, he hasn't given up. Clearly, he's very confident in his plan and believes he can definitely take over Chen Qi's body.
When the time comes, as long as Chen Qi's "powers" are also copied, his influence will definitely increase dramatically! He can learn from Chen Qi and publish countless articles or works that are detrimental to Yan. It will be difficult for the entire Yan not to be shaken.
Of course, this is on the premise that he can successfully possess the body. He still remembers Chen Qi's "Lion's Roar Technique. This move has a certain restraining effect on evil spirits. Moreover, Chen Qi doesn't need to use his internal energy; his own body can achieve this effect. If he's not careful, his current state will be shaken away by Chen Qi.
"You'll understand me someday, my fellow human. When you realize that humans can't be trusted, only we, your own kind, can trust each other."
"... I'm so sorry, I've spent my whole life proving that people can get along."
Chen Qi shrugged, letting his second brother slowly retreat in front of him. Now that he knew who his opponent was, he became more wary.
It seems unlikely that my second brother will make a move anytime soon. I need to find a way to intimidate him and, ideally, make him never think of possessing me again.
The proficiency with the Buddha's Palm... it seems he has no choice but to max it out. Chen Qi made a decision in his heart: facing the current crisis, he had no choice but to elevate himself to the level of a master.
Chapter 203: Filming Begins for "Kung Fu Hustle," Will the Entire Lungmen Be Embarrassed?
"Oh? Filming has already started? I know that Director Chen Qi finished filming 'To the To the Moon' in just one month. How come they've already arrived in Lungmen and started preparing to film 'Kung Fu Hustle' so quickly?"
Meanwhile, in the imperial palace, the Emperor of Yan had already received the news that Chen Qi had arrived in Lungmen and begun filming "Kung Fu Hustle." The Yan court had only just finished studying Chen Qi's " To the To the Moon" and hadn't even had a chance to breathe a sigh of relief when this news was enough to keep the ministers working overtime.
Since Chen Qi decided to make a martial arts film and contributed two extremely profound martial arts manuals, which were highly recognized by the military officials of Yan and Chongyue himself, Chen Qi's martial arts film has received unprecedented attention from the imperial court.
Has Chen Qi made any moves in Lungmen recently?
"Yes, Director Chen Qi gathered all the martial arts practitioners heading to Lungmen together, seemingly as extras, with the help of the Rat King and Wei Yenwu." A member of the Court of Judicial Review also promptly reported:
"In addition to Wei Yenwu and his wife, Huai Tianpei and his daughter, as well as Zuo Le Tai He, whom we sent to monitor, and the Rat King, the Emperor, and Mr. Lee, all joined the filming of this movie."
"Director Chen Qi gave each of Waai Fu, Tai He, and a martial arts practitioner named Shang Zhong a new martial arts manual, and had Chongyue personally guide the three of them in mastering the martial arts, which seemed to be useful for filming."
"Oh? Three more secret manuals? Director Chen Qi is quite generous, not holding back at all."
The Emperor of Yan was also somewhat surprised. The shock brought by the Lion's Roar Technique and Tai Chi alone had already amazed the military officers of Great Yan. They directly added these two secret manuals to the armory. These were martial arts that even Chongyue was amazed by, so they could not afford to ignore them.
Now Chen Qi casually produced three more martial arts manuals. Although they were just for filming, for a martial artist, being able to learn a new skill is an incredibly fortunate thing. If they were some profound martial arts technique, then Chen Qi was being far too generous...
"Your Majesty, please do not worry. According to Zuo Le, these three books only cover fist and staff Kung Fu Hustle; they do not possess the profound internal energy and power of Tai Chi or Lion's Roar Technique." The Court of Judicial Review officials reported the same thing, and then continued:
"Zuo Le, Tai He, and Duke Wei have all written to Your Majesty, asking you not to worry. With them stationed at Lungmen will surely be safe."
The guarantees from Zuo Le and others naturally reassured the Emperor of Yan. Although the Second Brother's actions were a major concern for Yan, it was unlikely that the situation would spiral out of control; at most, things would become more complicated.
However, what the Yan Emperor didn't know was that Zuo Le and the others' guarantee wasn't just to put his mind at ease, but more importantly, to prevent him from sending any more people to Lungmen —this would effectively prevent their current embarrassing situation from spreading within the court, and even less so from being known by their families.
Although their current appearances will be revealed after "Kung Fu Hustle" is released, they still hold onto a sliver of hope... At least, after makeup and making themselves look ugly, they can still stubbornly insist that the characters in the movie are not them.
"I'm sorry, young master, you have to play a comedic role in this movie..." Tai He said to Zuo Le while getting her makeup done.
"No, compared to me, Tai He, you seem to be having a harder time." Zuo Le took off his black official robes from the Imperial Calendar Bureau and underwent makeup. He watched helplessly as his once handsome face began to look rustic, and his once-stylish hair was inexplicably waxed. At this moment, Zuo Le could only console himself with one thing: comparing his misery.
"When Director Chen Qi gave you the martial arts manual for 'Iron Wire Fist,' I thought such a powerful style of boxing would suit you Tai He and make you stand out. I never imagined your character would be like this..."
"--Compared to their subordinates, Duke Wei Madam Wen Yue have had it much harder." However, Tai He really didn't want to talk about her character in the movie; compared to her own shining moments, these could wait.
Speaking of character design, Wei Yenwu Wenyue are probably the biggest source of amusement in this movie... Tai He felt Tai He sense of balance when he thought about how these two high-ranking figures were probably even more pathetic than him in this movie.
"I just hope my father won't see this movie in Jade Gate... otherwise, I don't know what people will think of me."
Zuo Le could only console himself with this thought. And there was still some time before their performance; the opening of the movie * Kung Fu Hustle * didn't introduce their characters, but rather the background of the film.
Similar to the background of the filming of "Young and Dangerous," Chen Qi chose to set this film in a turbulent era when Lungmen had just come under the jurisdiction of Yan and a new order had not been established for some time. At that time, gang organizations like the "Young and Dangerous and Dangerous" that Chen Qi filmed were everywhere, and in "Kung Fu Hustle," there is also a similar gang organization called the "Axe Gang."
In the opening scene of the film, in order to set the background of that chaotic era and to highlight the power of the Axe Gang, Chen Qi arranged a scene in which the gang openly stormed the Lungmen Guard Department, in which Chen Huijie and Hoshiguma, along with other members of the Lungmen Guard Department, made guest appearances.
The film opens with a long shot showing Inspector Chen, played by Chen Huijie, sitting in the Lungmen Guard Department's office. The other Lungmen Guard Department members are fully armed and stand ramrod straight, but all their eyes are silently fixed on one spot, from which come muffled beatings and screams.
However, none of these fully armed members dared to intervene in the fight within the Royal Lungmen Guard Department, until the camera focused on the "Sin Buster" plaque hanging on the wall of the Lungmen Guard Department.
"Bang!"
As the body of a member of the Guards Bureau hit the plaque hard, Chen Huijie also shivered in amusement, and then saw a group of people dressed as Jianghu people, who seemed to be the leader, walking out.
"Who else?!"
However, despite the leader's stern rebuke, not a single member of the Lungmen Guard Department, who should have been punished for all their crimes, dared to speak out when faced with the brutal beating of their colleague within the Lungmen Guard Department and the trampling of justice.
"Such a beautiful woman, and you've brought her here just because she spat on the ground."
Is there no law anymore? Is there no justice?
"Even your bureau chief has to give face to our Crocodile Gang, otherwise he wouldn't be the bureau chief."
"... I must say, Uncle Dong really captured the essence of this gangster boss; he really resembled him back in the day."
Meanwhile, on the other side of the camera, Chen Qi, who was observing the scene, was also watching Uncle Dong's performance with the Rat King, Lin Yuxia, and others who had not yet appeared. Uncle Dong's adopted son, "Jie," had also come specially to see Uncle Dong's "coming out of the mountains" performance.
"Uncle Dong was one of my best men back in the day. When I first met him, he was even more outrageous than this." The Rat King chimed in, a smile creeping onto his face as he watched his old friend reminisce about his youth through acting.
As people get older, they like to reminisce about the past. Even though Rat King is a gangster, he knows that gangsters are not a good thing, but that doesn't stop him and Uncle Dong from reminiscing about the past.
This is why Uncle Dong was willing to make a cameo appearance in such a small role—just to have some fun. The leader of the Axe Gang in the story is someone else entirely.
During filming, as Uncle Dong left the Lungmen Guard Department and faced the deserted street, he immediately sensed something was wrong.
As the Lungmen Guard Department behind them closed all the doors and windows, the camera shifted again, revealing a large group of gang members dressed in suits, top hats, and wielding axes, who had surrounded Uncle Dong and his few companions.
The person walking at the very front was shown to the camera— the Axe Gang in a suit. Everyone present recognized him— Lee, the owner of the Lee's Detective Agency.
"I didn't expect Lee to look so respectable in a suit." Ah looked at Lee on camera in the screening room with curiosity. He never expected that Lee's first acting role would be as a gang leader, and that he would actually play the part quite convincingly.
"Perhaps it's because Lee takes on so many commissions that he's gotten used to swindling and cheating people?" Waai Fu and Hong nodded in agreement, showing no respect for Lee whatsoever, and began to comment on him with smiles.
"Remember our firm? Wasn't it Lee who tricked that construction boss who chose the wrong location into renting it at such a low price? Speaking of acting, is that Lee's specialty?"
"That makes sense."