With a shout, the taxi soldiers who had been training all morning immediately swarmed in and lined up to receive their share of breakfast.
Large pieces of barbecue, snow-white steamed buns, and steaming meat porridge are the most delicious dishes for these taxi soldiers who fight all day long.
No one noticed that there was a special condiment in today's meal.
A burly centurion gnawed on steamed buns and boasted to his companions:
"Have you heard? General Dai Tianfeng's reinforcements will arrive the day after tomorrow! By then, our 100,000 troops will be on the border and we will crush those Heaven Dou City bastards. It won't be a matter of minutes!"
"That's right! Once Heaven Dou City is breached, I will definitely steal some of his women and come back to be happy!"
The soldiers were eating and discussing happily, as if victory was within easy reach.
An hour later.
In the queue for training, a soldier suddenly changed his expression and covered his stomach.
"Ouch... I can't, I can't, my stomach... my stomach hurts so much!"
As soon as he finished speaking, he crossed his legs and rushed towards the toilet in the distance like crazy.
"Pfft--"
An earth-shaking loud noise, accompanied by an indescribable smell, instantly filled the queue.
"Damn it! Wang Ermazi, you kid can't hold it in!"
"It really stinks!"
While everyone was laughing, suddenly, the expressions of several more soldiers changed drastically. They also covered their stomachs and started wailing in pain.
"My stomach... hurts too!"
"It's no longer possible, I'm coming out!"
Immediately afterwards, a chain reaction began.
"Ouch!"
"My belly!"
"Toilet! Where is the toilet!"
For a moment, the captain's scolding, the soldiers' wailing, and the loud "puff" sounds were intertwined.
Hundreds of taxi soldiers dropped their weapons, covered their buttocks, and rushed to the toilet with ferocious faces.
The number of toilets in the military camp was limited, and they were quickly filled to the brim.
The taxi driver couldn't wait in line, so he couldn't hold it in any longer, and he didn't care about his dignity, so he just found a corner or on the roadside and settled the matter on the spot.
For a time, the entire Star Luo Camp was filled with mourners and the stench was filled to the sky.
Within the handsome tent.
Grand Marshal Dai Shan was facing the sand table, studying the general offensive plan for three days.
Suddenly, a bodyguard rushed in crawling on the ground. His face was pale, his forehead was covered with cold sweat, and he was clutching his stomach with one hand.
"Big... handsome! No... it's not good!"
Dai Shan frowned and shouted displeasedly:
"What a shame to be in such a panic! What happened?"
The guard opened his mouth and was about to speak when he suddenly felt a sharp pain in his lower abdomen, a raging torrent that could no longer be suppressed.
"Pfft--tsk--"
A continuous sound sounded, and a strong stench instantly filled the entire handsome tent.
Dai Shan's face turned green instantly.
Before he could get angry, suddenly, a familiar and violent cramping pain came from his own stomach.
Dai Shan's face changed drastically, and an ominous premonition came into his heart.
"Damn it! It's food! There's poison in the food!"
He roared angrily, and just as he was about to order a thorough investigation, the torrent had already rushed to the door.
"Pfft--"
At this moment, in the direction of the Heaven Dou Empire, a desolate and powerful horn sound suddenly sounded!
"Woo--Woo--Woo--"
Immediately afterwards, the sound of "Boom! Boom! Boom!" the war drums also sounded.
Heaven Dou Empire, launch a general attack!
On top of the city wall of Heaven Dou City.
Xiao Zhan held a monocular telescope and looked at the chaotic and smelly Star Luo Camp in the distance, with an expression of extreme shock and ecstasy on his face.
He saw countless Star Luo Empire soldiers lying on the ground, clutching their stomachs, rolling in pain, without even the strength to stand up.
He put down the telescope, turned to look at the young man beside him who was drinking tea leisurely, and said in a trembling voice:
"Colonel Lin is a god! He is truly a god!"
Xiao Zhan is now in awe of Lin Ye.
Without spending a single soldier, the enemy's 50,000-strong army completely lost its combat effectiveness. What a terrifying method this is!
Lin Ye put down the tea cup, glanced lightly into the distance, and said with a sneer:
"Take advantage of his illness to kill him."
"Generalissimo, give the order."
Xiao Zhan took a deep breath and suppressed the excitement in his heart. He suddenly pulled out the sword from his waist, pointed it straight ahead, used all his strength, and let out a thundering roar:
"All troops attack!"
"Kill!"
Following Xiao Zhan's command, Heaven Dou Empire's closed city gate suddenly opened.
Fifty thousand Heaven Dou soldiers, who were recharged and with high morale, let out loud shouts of killing and surged towards Star Luo Camp ahead.
The earth is trembling, smoke and dust are billowing, covering the sky and blocking out the sun.
On the other hand, Star Luo Empire was already in a mess.
Facing the surprise attack from the Heaven Dou army, they couldn't even organize a decent line of defense.
Most of the soldiers collapsed due to severe diarrhea and collapsed to the ground. Let alone picking up weapons to fight, even standing up became a luxury.
A few of the taxi soldiers had mild symptoms and could barely stand. Their faces were sallow and their legs were weak. As soon as they raised the spear in their hands, they felt their stomachs were churning again. They could only drop their weapons and continue to look for a place to solve their internal problems.
This battle was doomed to fail from the beginning.
"Pfft!"
A Heaven Dou soldier brandished a long knife and easily chopped off the head of a Star Luo Empire soldier.
When the Star Luo Empire soldier died, he was still clutching his stomach with his hands and his face was full of pain.
"Hold it! Hold it all to me!"
A Star Luo Empire captain endured the severe pain in his abdomen, brandished his sword, and tried to organize the soldiers to resist.
However, as soon as he finished shouting a sentence, he felt his legs weaken, his vision went dark, and he fell to his knees with a "plop".
Before he could react, a sharp spear pierced his chest.
The Heaven Dou army's offensive was like entering an uninhabited land, easily tearing apart Star Luo Camp's defense line.
Resistance is almost non-existent.
In the handsome tent, Dai Shan's face was pale. He was holding on to the table and breathing heavily.
Hearing the screams and shouts of death coming from outside, his heart was bleeding.
It's over!
It's all over!
The elite troops he had worked so hard to manage were about to be wiped out in such a humiliating way!
"Heaven Dou...Lin Ye!"
Dai Shan gritted his teeth and read out the name, his eyes filled with resentment and regret.
He knew that all of this must be the fault of that holy son of the Spirit Hall!
"Generalissimo, what should we do now?" a general asked hurriedly.
"Of course, retreat! Escape quickly!" Dai Shan roared.
On the city wall, Xiao Zhan and a group of generals looked at the battle situation below, all of them flushed with excitement.
"Withdrawing troops! Hahaha! Star Luo Empire has withdrawn troops again!"
"It's so easy! This is simply the easiest battle I've ever fought!"