Children Shouldn't Look at Random Things, or They'll Get Styes

The fiercer he acted, the more excited the livestream viewers became, as the car kept driving toward the edge of danger.

Chu Tian was at a loss. Tian Qianqian had never told him what to do in a situation like this!

"N-No more nonsense, or I'll end the stream!"

If Gu Shiyan found out about those comments about underwear flying everywhere, Chu Tian would never be able to explain himself.

Under the threat of ending the stream, the viewers reluctantly called a temporary truce.

Seeing the comments gradually return to normal, Chu Tian sighed in relief. Just as he was about to raise the selfie stick again, a hand reached over from beside him and took hold of it for him.

Clever Little Huang served as a qualified human mobile selfie stand. Being a head and a half taller than Chu Tian, he gave the livestream a much better angle than before.

Chu Tian did not stand on ceremony with Little Huang. After thanking him, he continued chatting with the viewers.

"We're on the way to the set now. I don't have any scenes today, but I wanted to take you all to see what a filming set looks like." Chu Tian paused, gave a light cough, and lowered his voice. "Gu Shiyan is on set too. Maybe we'll get to see him filming later."

Only after saying that did Chu Tian realize something was wrong.

Sure enough, after the comments froze for a moment, they began scrolling at an unbelievable speed.

[As expected of a lovey-dovey little couple. Even at work, they have to be together!]

[Who's being sweetened to death? Me! Who's being sweetened to death? Me...]

[Wuwuwu, as long as you two are doing well, Mom would even be willing to live in a villa and drive a sports car.]

[Girl before me, you really are eating and taking everything, huh.]

[So has the CP name been decided yet? Set up a fan community for the little couple!]

[Two names have been picked for now: Sweet Food and Dessert. Supporters on both sides are fighting, and they're planning a vote to decide the winner!]

The comments instantly went off track. Because the CP name had yet to be decided, the viewers all argued their own cases in the public chat, battling with great enthusiasm.

Chu Tian was unconsciously drawn into their discussion and watched with relish.

The two sides had argued themselves into a temper, and neither was willing to give in. They decisively redirected the battle toward Chu Tian, who had been watching the show.

[Tiantian baby gets to decide! Which one does Tiantian baby like better?]

"Uh..."

Chu Tian hesitated, breaking out in a cold sweat.

They had been fighting just fine, so why had they suddenly dragged him into it?

"I think they're both good," Chu Tian said, forcing himself to play peacemaker. "It's just a CP name. Something simple and easy to remember is enough. I don't have an opinion."

After all, his relationship contract with Gu Shiyan only lasted for one year. Once the year was up, they would go their separate ways.

For some reason, that thought made Chu Tian feel stifled, and his mood sank a little.

The next second, a burst of noisy commotion came from ahead.

Chu Tian, who had just been wilted like a frostbitten cabbage, instantly perked up. Looking up, he realized they had arrived at the set. His interest in gossip hit its peak, and he swiftly charged toward the scene.

Zhou Han was also idle and loved gossip just as much as Chu Tian did. He had actually arrived before Chu Tian.

Seeing his familiar little companion, Chu Tian did not hesitate. He slipped smoothly into the crowd like a fish and squeezed his way to Zhou Han's side in no time.

Little Huang was a little less capable and could not move through the crowd as effortlessly as Chu Tian. Still, he had the advantage of height. Holding up the selfie stick, he let the livestream viewers accurately pick out Chu Tian's head from among the fuzzy sea of heads.

Chu Tian poked Zhou Han's arm, unable to hide the excitement in his voice. "What happened? What's going on?"

"I heard it might rain today. The director took one look at the sky and suddenly decided to change the filming schedule, but then he couldn't find Wang Yang or the male lead." Zhou Han generously shared the half-bite of gossip he had just gotten, telling the story in detail. "A stagehand supposedly saw the two of them go into the storage room, so the director came charging over... I think he heard something. He grabbed a hammer and was about to break down the door."

"Bang—!"

Before Zhou Han could finish speaking, a loud crash came from ahead as the storage room door was smashed open.

The two exchanged a glance and immediately stopped talking. They eagerly craned their necks, determined to get the first bite of fresh gossip.

The director was small and thin, but his explosive strength was terrifying. The storage room door was smashed to pieces, slamming crookedly into the wall before bouncing back with a broken creak.

The huge commotion not only drew the attention of the gossip-hungry crowd, but also startled someone in the storage room.

"Ah—"

A shrill scream pierced the air. Chu Tian stood on tiptoe and twisted left and right, finally catching a glimpse of one corner inside the storage room through a gap.

Wang Yang was pinned beneath the male lead, their clothes completely stripped away. Their lower bodies were pressed tightly together; anyone with half a brain could guess what they had been doing before the door was broken down.

Chu Tian sucked in a quiet breath. His mouth muttered, "Don't look at what is improper," but his eyes were wide and round, unwilling to miss a single bit of the excitement.

The two disheveled men were frightened by the director bursting through the door and panicked as they searched for something to cover themselves. Just as their bodies separated, Chu Tian's vision went dark—a large hand precisely covered his eyes without leaving the slightest gap.

Chu Tian: "..."

[Who was it?! How dare they interrupt me watching the show!]

Eager for gossip, Chu Tian cursed furiously in his heart while flailing around to pry the large hand off his face.

However, not only did the other person refuse to let go, he secretly exerted more force. No matter how hard Chu Tian struggled, he could not move the hand in the slightest.

Anger surged in Chu Tian. "Zhou Han? You bastard, you're watching the gossip yourself but won't let me watch? Is there no justice left in this world?!"

Zhou Han vaguely heard Chu Tian calling him. Obsessed with the drama, he did not even turn around as he called back from afar, "What?"

Chu Tian: "..."

Zhou Han's voice had come from the front, so who was standing behind him and covering his eyes?

Chu Tian's heart gave a startled jump, and he had a bad feeling.

[Gu Shiyan?]

As if confirming his guess, the person behind him bent down. Warm breath brushed against his ear, tickling Chu Tian into instinctively shrinking his neck.

"Children shouldn't look at random things, or they'll get styes."

Hearing that familiar voice, Chu Tian's irritation flared.

[Who are you calling a child? You're the child! Your whole family is made up of children!]

Chu Tian raged uselessly in his heart, but on the surface, he could only obediently surrender. "Oh..."

Gu Shiyan raised an eyebrow, seemingly a little surprised that Chu Tian was being so obedient.

However, two minutes later, as the mixed shouting and arguing ahead grew louder and louder, Chu Tian's urge to watch the excitement began stirring again.

[Aaaah! Gu Shiyan, you bastard! Let go of me already! Don't keep me from watching the gossip!]

Hearing Chu Tian curse him in his heart, Gu Shiyan gave a faint laugh and actually let go.

Having "regained the light," Chu Tian did not even have time to be surprised before his attention was seized by the battlefield ahead, where people had begun fighting in earnest.