Signed a Love Contract, My Inner Thoughts Leaked—Why Are You Hiding?

Newly launched, ratings will rise [Dual male leads + mind reading + showbiz + variety shows + 1v1 sweet fluff]

Chu Tian felt his life was a tragedy, full of pitfalls everywhere.

On his way home he was hit by a car and transmigrated into a crematorium novel—as a cannon-fodder villain who is about to be brutally face-slapped and killed by the protagonist, dragging his entire family down to be buried with him.

After painful reflection, Chu Tian decided that opposing the protagonist leads to no good end; the proper thing is to save up retirement money for his family who will be dragged into bankruptcy.

Who would have thought the protagonist who originally disliked him suddenly changed his ways and even wants to sign some damn "love contract" with him?

Oh no, the plot did a complete 180—can this small world still operate stably? He doesn't want to die again!

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Gu Shiyan discovered a secret: he could hear Chu Tian's inner thoughts.

Whoa, isn't this the idol group member who secretly contacts and sleeps with fans while selling a 'good brothers' persona? Friends for life, then dog-eat-dog in the police station.

The director is a law-breaking type; I need to remind Gu Shiyan not to attend the dinner party, but I don't know if he'll listen to me?

Oh my, isn't this the so-called King of Singers? He loves using connections to blacklist and PUA juniors, even drugging them and taking photos to threaten. The list of 'victims' cleaned up after his arrest seems to include Gu Shiyan? Hiss...

"......" Gu Shiyan couldn't take it anymore, "I have nothing to do with him!"

Oh, nothing to do with him? Then why so anxious... wait, I didn't say that out loud!

Chu Tian: "!!!"

Mortified, Chu Tian fled in panic and hid, too ashamed to face Gu Shiyan.

Gu Shiyan searched high and low and dragged him out: "Why are you running? Date me and I'll forgive your slander."

Chu Tian said in a tiny voice, "Whoever falls first is a dog..."

Gu Shiyan: "Woof."