The Four-Legged Black Snake slowly walked back with a righteous expression, then crawled onto Fang Yun's stomach and stared at his shorts, caught in an inner struggle.
After a long while, he whispered, "Big Brother, since you're dead, these Emperor Race shorts shouldn't go to waste. If I pull them off and wear them, perhaps I can pass myself off as an Emperor Race child and become one of them. Big Brother, I, the great emperor, will remember your immense kindness until my teeth fall out! Rest in peace. Though I don't know your name, once I achieve Saint Enfeoffment and become an ancestor, I'll make sure every living being in the Myriad Worlds knows I had an incredible big brother."
The Four-Legged Black Snake tilted his head and muttered, "Actually, being poisoned to death by wild fruit doesn't sound all that incredible. Right, I can't tell anyone how Big Brother died. His glorious image must endure forever in the Myriad Worlds!"
With that, the Four-Legged Black Snake grabbed the Emperor Race jade shorts with both foreclaws and tried to pull Fang Yun's shorts off.
Fang Yun's head felt ready to split. Dazed and uncomfortable, he opened his eyes and discovered the Four-Legged Black Snake's tail sweeping back and forth across his chest, seemingly delighted. Then he saw that the Four-Legged Black Snake was taking off his shorts.
"You little bastard!" Fang Yun raised his right hand and slapped the Four-Legged Black Snake.
"I..." Before the Four-Legged Black Snake could finish, the slap sent him flying. He crashed into a large tree and fell to the ground, staring at Fang Yun with his mouth agape, utterly dumbfounded.
"Brother, you're not dead?"
"First, explain why you were pulling off my shorts!" Fang Yun's face was livid. He wanted nothing more than