Chiba Prefecture Senior Apartment.
The sun shines on the dining table through the floor-to-ceiling windows. Lin Xiao placed two plates of freshly fried ham and egg sandwiches on the table.
On the other side of the dining table, Ai Haibara was wearing a white shirt that showed he was one size too big.
She was skillfully holding a glass of hot milk and drinking it in small sips.
Since being "forcibly taken in" by these students yesterday, this former Black Organization genius scientist actually had a good sleep without fear for the first time in a long time.
"Here, it's time for breakfast, little bean sprouts." Lin Xiao rubbed her head very naturally.
"Don't call me little bean sprout."
Ai Haibara slapped his hand away in disgust, but honestly picked up a piece of sandwich and took a small bite gracefully.
"Let's get down to business." Lin Xiao pulled out a chair and sat down, biting a sandwich and looking at her:
"Since your body has turned into a seven-year-old, you can't Tenten shrink in the apartment. What do you think? Do you want me to use some connections to send you to Teitan Elementary School school next door? I heard that there is an interesting organization called Detective Boys there."
"Go play in the mud with a bunch of snotty-nosed brats?"
"... That's okay."
Lin Xiao shrugged indifferently. "Since you don't want to go to elementary school, then today, you can go to high school with me to be an "auditor" for a day."
Sobu High School,[All-Heavens Rescue Club] activity room.
"Bang!"
The door to the activity room was kicked open, and Shizuka Hiratsuka, wearing a white coat, strode in with a roll call in his hand and a murderous look on his face.
"Lin Xiao! You kid, you just took sick leave, and you dared to be late again this morning... Huh?"
Shizuka Hiratsuka's roar stopped abruptly.
She looked at Lin Xiao sitting on the sofa in astonishment, and then looked at the little brown-haired little lolita who was sitting obediently next to Lin Xiao, reading a medical journal in English.
"Lin Xiao..."
The corner of Shizuka Hiratsuka's mouth twitched crazily and he pointed at Ai Haibara: "Where did you kidnap and traffick this little girl?! Do you know that bringing social children into a high school campus is a serious violation of school rules!"
"Teacher, you misunderstood. How could I do such illegal and criminal things?"
Lin Xiao stood up calmly, pushed Ai Haibara forward without blushing, and spoke nonsense sincerely:
"This child's name is Ai Haibara, and she is the child of a distant relative of mine. Her parents have been on a business trip for the past two days and no one has been able to take care of her, so she asked me to take care of her for two days. So I had no choice but to bring her to school."
I heard this "reasonable" explanation.
Shizuka Hiratsuka stared at Lin Xiao, and in a cold tone, he faintly uttered a sentence:
"Lin Xiao classmate. As your class teacher, I have seen all your files since you entered school."
"If I remember correctly..."
Shizuka Hiratsuka's fist is already ready to try:
"Aren't you an orphan?!"
"Where did you come from to find a distant relative who needs you to take care of your children!!!"
As soon as these words came out.
The air in the activity room instantly fell into an awkward silence.
Faced with this fatal logical flaw, Lin Xiao didn't blush, and even puffed up his chest confidently:
"Teacher, the situation is too small, isn't it? These are the half-relatives I kowtow to others in the orphanage! Can we call them fake relatives because of the bonds in the orphanage? They are closer than biological ones!"
Shizuka Hiratsuka:"..."
Ai Haibara:"..."
God, what kind of relatives do you recognize in the orphanage? Even a three-year-old child can't be fooled by such a forced face, right?
"Lin Xiao! You are testing my blood pressure limit today, right?!"
Shizuka Hiratsuka was so angry that he rolled up the sleeves of his white coat and was about to give this prickly student a bit of physics education.
However!
"B--B-B--B--!"
At this crazy moment, everyone's mobile phones in the activity room, including the emergency radio on the wall, suddenly and simultaneously sent out an extremely harsh alarm of the highest level for disaster prevention in the country!
"What's going on?!" Shizuka Hiratsuka stopped suddenly and took out his mobile phone.
An emergency live broadcast from the National News Network automatically popped up on the screen.
["Emergency broadcast of the highest level disaster warning! A huge meteorite with a diameter of more than one kilometer suddenly broke through the atmosphere without warning!"]
["According to supercomputer trajectory prediction, this meteorite will fall directly into the Sapporo City center of Hokkaido in my country in ten minutes!"]
The host's voice on the news was full of despairing silence, and ordinary people were about to collapse.
[Still coming? Are you kidding me?]
[Why us again? Is this place cursed?]
[Tired, destroy it.]
On the other side, looking at the thousand-meter meteorite with the aura of destruction on the screen, Shizuka Hiratsuka's face instantly turned pale. Her sense of responsibility as a teacher made her immediately shout:
"Stop looking! Quick! Everyone follow me to the school's underground shelter immediately! Notify your family!"
As for Ai Haibara, who was sitting on the sofa, his brain had already quickly calculated the power equivalent of this thousand-meter meteorite falling to the ground.
"It's useless..." Ai Haibara closed his eyes in despair, "Once a meteorite of this diameter hits, not only Hokkaido will sink, but the resulting super tsunami and volcanic ash will swallow up the entire Japan... The power of human beings is too small."
Yukino Yukinoshita next to him glanced out the window, then glanced at Shizuka Hiratsuka, cleared his throat abruptly, and started his "covering performance":
"Ahem... this is really too bad. Lin Xiao, classmate, do you suddenly feel a pain in your stomach and need to quickly go to the "unoccupied toilet" to take refuge?"
Eriri understood instantly and immediately echoed in an extremely grandiose manner:
"Yes, yes! You are usually the fastest runner. Hurry up and find an open place where no one can see you and hide!"
Miko also blinked wildly at the side. "Master Lin Xiao, please have a safe journey!"
In their opinion, Lin Xiao, as Light Giant, definitely did not want to reveal his identity in front of the class teacher, especially since Yukino told her that Ultraman would leave the earth if he was exposed. So they tried their best to help him create the conditions for "urine escape transformation".
It sounds like these three girls are full of flaws, their exaggerated acting skills are comparable to those of third-rate bad movies.
Shizuka Hiratsuka and Ai Haibara: "???"
Stomachache? Go to an empty toilet? It's the end of the world. What outrageous riddles are you making?!
As for the person involved, Lin Xiao, looking at their wildly suggestive eyes, sighed helplessly and put the mineral water bottle in his hand on the table.
"Okay, stop acting. It makes me so embarrassed that I get cancer."