In the Group Chat: I'm Really Not a God
Chapter 125

Gaia: Let Me Listen to His Heartbeat

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At this moment, a sudden change occurred!

"Despicable Light Giant! You ruined my hard work, do you think this will end?!"

In the sky, a black mist that seemed to be able to swallow even light tore through the space without warning!

The mastermind behind the scenes, Shadow Mage, with his extremely suppressed resentment and rage, suddenly descended on Chiba Prefecture!

"Go to hell!!!"

Shadow Mage turned into a huge black energy ball, carrying the terrifying pressure of destroying everything, and smashed it directly towards the three Light Giant who were about to leave!

However, facing this menacing sneak attack, the three giants raised their hands at the same time in tacit agreement, and directly raised their hands, they fired three simple basic rays!

"Whoosh! Whoosh! Whoosh!"

The three rays of light converged into one stream in mid-air and hit the black energy ball transformed by Shadow Mage accurately!

"Ahhhhhh--!"

Accompanied by a shrill scream, Shadow Mage was directly knocked down from the air by this combination technique, and slammed into the ruins in the distance with a "bang".

Thick smoke billowed and gravel flew.

After the smoke and dust dissipated, the arrogant Shadow Mage collapsed in a big pit, the black mist covering his body completely dissipated, and he became motionless, as if completely dead.

"Tch, the thunder is louder and the raindrops are lighter." Asuka Shin clapped his hands, "I thought it was so powerful, but it turns out it is a crispy skin that breaks into pieces at the touch of a touch."

Daigo also breathed a sigh of relief, "It seems it's really over."

Just when all Japan were watching Monster being completely wiped out through television broadcasts and were ready to cheer again.

"Boom."

Ultraman Gaia, standing on the edge of the pothole, suddenly made a strange movement that was incomprehensible.

I saw this behemoth fifty meters high, and it fell to the ground with a "snap" regardless of its image!

Then, Gaia turned his head comically and pressed his huge ears firmly against the cold cement ruins.

A gust of wind blew through the ruins of Chiba Prefecture.

Daigo and Feiniao stood aside blankly, looking at their max-level boss lying on the ground like a giant salted fish, and a huge question mark slowly appeared above his head.

"Senior... Senior?"

Daigo swallowed a gulp of saliva and carefully asked in the channel, "You... what are you doing? Did you consume too much just now and lose your strength?"

Lin Xiao lay on the ground, seriously stretched out a huge finger, and put it to his lips to make a "silence" gesture.

"Shh."

"Don't make any noise, I'm listening to your heartbeat."

Daigo:????

Asuka:????

Listen... listen to the heartbeat?!

As soon as these outrageous four words came out, Myriad Worlds Chat Group instantly went crazy!

[The Underdog Who Wants to Be Hokage]: "Ah? What is Brother Lin Xiao doing? Are you listening to the monster's pulse? But he is still dozens of meters away from the pit!"

[The Boy Who Wants to Be a Hero]: "Is this some kind of extremely profound earth exploration Magecraft...?"

[The Shut-In Princess of Eientei]: "God really listens to the heartbeat!!!"

Kaguya laughed so hard in front of the screen that he punched the tatami:

[The Shut-In Princess of Eientei]: "You are Light Giant! You are a god! Have you ever seen any god lying on the ground like an old Chinese medicine doctor and listening to the heartbeat after defeating the boss? This style of painting is too weird!"

Not only the chat group, but also the people watching the live broadcast in the real world were dumbfounded.

Sobu High School In the activity room.

Eriri covered his face in despair. "It's embarrassing... It's so embarrassing... I take back what I said just now that I thought he was very handsome in fighting. What kind of crap does this guy have in his head?!"

Yukino held the black tea cup, and the corners of his cold mouth twitched violently twice. "Using a body of 40,000 tons to play the role of a private detective... The god's sense of humor is indeed beyond the scope of human understanding."

In the face of crazy complaints from the entire Internet.

Lin Xiao was lying on the ground, extremely focused.

As a senior tokusatsu fan, he is very aware of the urinary nature of these villainous bosses! How could he just eat a basic A-level shot and then belch? This guy is definitely pretending to be dead!

So, on the surface, Lin Xiao is lying on the ground listening to his heartbeat, but in fact... he is connecting with "Mother Earth" under his feet!

"Mom, is that black fog completely dead?" Lin Xiao asked quietly in his heart.

Buzz--.

The earth responded extremely quickly, and a weak wave spread along the earth's veins to Lin Xiao's perception.

Not only has the energy of resentment underground not dissipated, but it is gathering crazily towards the center of the pothole in an extremely concealed manner!

"Sure enough, I'm pretending to be dead." Lin Xiao sneered in his heart.

At this time, Shadow Mage was lying in the pothole.

He was squinting his eyes, wildly planning a vicious plan in his heart.

"Come on... come closer, come closer!"

Shadow Mage laughed ferociously in his heart, "As long as you arrogant Light Giant come over to inspect my body, I will immediately detonate all the resentment in my body. Even if I can't kill you, I will drag half of the city with me!"

However, he waited for a long time, and the expected scene of Ultraman coming over to inspect the body did not appear.

Shadow Mage secretly opened a slit in his eye and looked up.

Shadow Mage:????

What did he see?!

The strong giant in the lead was lying on the ground like a bastard, with his face pressed against the floor?!

"What are these Light Giant doing?! Why don't you come here?! Is he looking for coins on the ground?!"

Shadow Mage's mentality is a bit broken. I've set my posture and charged up my ultimate move. Why the hell do you come over here!

Just when Shadow Mage was extremely messy.

Lin Xiao clapped his hands and stood up from the ground extremely calmly.

"This old boy is not dead. He is just holding back his ultimate move to trick us."

"Ah? Are you still pretending to be dead?" Daigo was stunned.

"Stop talking nonsense." Lin Xiao moved his neck and raised a cold smile of kindness, "Everyone, give him another "Light Face Wash" package."

"Uh..." Daigo looked at the "lifeless" corpse in the pit. As an honest man, he swallowed. "Senior, would it be a little bad to unleash a special attack on a body that seems to have no vital signs...?"

"Yeah, isn't this too cruel?" Asuka also scratched his head.

"There's so much nonsense! Listen to me and start!"

Lin Xiao slapped the two of them on the back of the head without politeness.

"... Okay." Daigo and Asuka nodded helplessly.

The next second.

Under the confused gaze of the entire Japan audience.

The three Light Giant not only did not leave, but lined up in a row in tacit understanding.

Subsequently, Gaia, Tiga, Dyna, at the same time, extremely seriously displayed the starting moves to release the ultimate killing move!

And at the bottom of the pothole.

Shadow Mage, who was preparing to detonate it when they got close, looked at the three terrifying lights above his head that were getting brighter and brighter, and had even begun to gather destructive photon energy.

"WTF?!"

"Do you have any other skills?! Directly face a "corpse" and use three big moves to clear the ground?! What kind of crazy corpse-whipping style is this!!!"

Seeing that the three rays of destruction are about to hit your face!

You're still pretending like shit! If you keep pretending, your ashes will really be raised!!!

"Whoosh--!!!"

In the shocked eyes of all mankind!

The black fog monster that was supposed to be "completely dead" suddenly bounced out of the pit like a corpse!

It didn't even bother to explain the villain's scene, it tore open a dimensional crack in a panic, got into the crack at the fastest speed in its life, and disappeared in an instant!

"..."

Daigo maintained the posture of emitting light and froze in place.

Asuka kept her arms in a cross shape and was dumbfounded.

"Run... Run?!"

Daigo put down his hand in disbelief. "Senior... he is really pretending to be dead?!"

"Nonsense, do you really think all villains are hot-blooded idiots?"

Lin Xiao put down his arm with satisfaction and patted the dust on his hand.

Without spending any energy, just by showing his hand, he was able to frighten the ultimate boss who was trying to self-destruct so much that he bought a standing ticket and ran away overnight.

This wave of psychological games and predictions are simply winning!

In Myriad Worlds Chat Group, after a brief silence, it was completely boiling.

[Dark Knight of Gotham]:"..."

[Dark Knight of Gotham]: "Extremely strict awareness of "last hit". Even if the target loses vital signs, long-range strikes with the maximum firepower must be used to cover and clear the area. The group leader's tactical literacy has reached a state of perfection without any flaws."

[The Shut-In Princess of Eientei]: "Hahahaha! Big bat, stop bragging! This is pure Burai's style of play!"

[The Shut-In Princess of Eientei]: "Forced the villain to the point where he didn't even dare to fake his death, and was so frightened that he pretended to be a corpse and ran away! This villain is so miserable! Lin Xiao, you are worthy of it! (≖ᴗ≖)✧"

In a scene full of joy and grassy chatter.

"Okay, now we're really done."

Lin Xiao waved to the two stunned juniors next to him. "Let's go back each other. Let's meet again next time if we are destined."

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