Shadow Mage's voice was hoarse and cold, revealing a kind of arrogance that understood everything. "Let's cooperate. I need your power in human society."
The minister sitting behind his desk trembled violently, but still looked at the black mist calmly.
Who are you? How did you get in?"
"It doesn't matter who I am, the important thing is... you don't want all mankind to know that you are an alien monster, right?"
Shadow Mage let out a sinister sneer, as if he had grasped the opponent's biggest weakness.
However, what Shadow Mage did not expect was.
Faced with this fatal threat, the minister not only did not show panic that his trump card was exposed, but instead pushed up the gold-rimmed glasses on the bridge of his nose and replied:
"... I don't know what you are talking about. This is an important government location. Please leave immediately."
"Huh?"
Shadow Mage was stunned for a moment, and then thought that the other party was trying to hold on, Hei Wu suddenly took two steps forward, with a disdainful mockery in his tone:
"Stop pretending. Do you really think that if you wear a human skin and have been a high-ranking official for a period of time, you are no longer monsters?"
"You are bugs! Dirty mimic aliens!"
"In the eyes of that Light Giant, there is no difference between you and those Monster whose ashes were raised. They are all cosmic garbage that needs to be completely eliminated!"
Shadow Mage dished out his vicious "villain's tactics":
"We cooperate! You are hiding and I am revealing. You use your power in the human government and use public opinion to smear and suppress that Ultraman!"
"Light Giant are all a group of stupid virgins, they are extremely easy to be kidnapped by human morality! As long as you isolate him in human society and drive him out of this planet, then this beautiful earth... will be ours!"
After listening to this perfect villain conspiracy that can be called "textbook level".
If it were in the past, this minister in the incarnation of Native would definitely applaud.
But now!
As soon as he closed his eyes, all he could think of was the terrifying scene a few days ago of the red and silver fifty-meter giant, which didn't even say hello, but evaporated the kilometer-meter meteorite into atoms together with the Worm army with a launch line from outer space!
Moral kidnapping?!
How the hell are you going to morally kidnap a murderer who can crush meteorites with his bare hands and commit genocide in space without any scruples?!
You don't want to die, I still want to live for two more days!!!
"You... shut up!!!"
The minister's defense was completely broken. He jumped up from his office chair and pointed at Shadow Mage. His voice became sharp with fear:
"I warn you not to slander me! You are slandering me!!!"
"I am a pure human being! Three generations of my ancestors have been human beings! How dare you slander high-ranking human officials as alien bugs?!"
In the stunned eyes of Shadow Mage.
The minister deftly grabbed the red landline phone on the table and shouted:
"I've already called the police! If you don't leave, I'll call the police in immediately to arrest you Terrorists!!!"
"..."
This moment.
The air in the office fell into absolute silence for ten seconds.
Shadow Mage's scarlet eyes stared intently at the minister who was holding the phone and preparing to call the police with a "righteous and awe-inspiring" face.
His body, which was made of black mist, was trembling extremely violently at this moment, as if the CPU had suffered a devastating short-circuit attack.
"????"
What the hell is this guy talking about?!!!
Everyone is a monster, everyone is a villain!
I came to you in the middle of the night to form an alliance and conspire to rule the earth. Why the hell did you threaten me by calling the police and arresting me?!!
Have you mimicking aliens been lurking in human society for so long that your brains have degenerated into brain damage!!!
"... Incomprehensible!"
Shadow Mage was so angry that he almost had a cerebral hemorrhage on the spot. He found that he could not communicate with this coward who was scared to death by Light Giant, and the black mist began to shrink irritably.
Before leaving, Shadow Mage was still unwilling to give in and left a final warning viciously:
"You can only cooperate with me! Stop dreaming, no matter how you pretend, you are still a monster!"
"I am a human being!!!" the minister retorted with great stubbornness.
"Hmph! You'll regret it!"
Shadow Mage completely despaired of this "stubborn insect". After leaving a standard harsh word from a villain, the black mist instantly rolled into the dimensional rift and disappeared without a trace.
"Huh... huh..."
After confirming that the terrifying black shadow had completely left, the minister seemed to have been drained of all his strength and collapsed on the boss's chair in embarrassment, his whole body completely soaked in cold sweat.
"Bata."
The secret side door of the office was pushed open.
A young assistant in a suit walked in quickly. He looked at the minister slumped in the chair, wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, and spoke cautiously:
"Dad, what should we do next? If that Light Giant really finds out that we are Native..."
"Shut up!"
The minister angrily grabbed a folder on the table and hit his assistant hard on the head. "How many times have I told you! Working hours are called duties! Call me minister!"
"... Okay, Minister." The assistant rubbed his head with great grievance.
The minister took several deep breaths and struggled to calm down his heart that was beating wildly due to extreme fear. He looked at his human hands and gritted his teeth like a self-hypnosis:
"You have to remember! Carve this sentence into your genes!"
"We are human beings! We are human beings when we are born! It's just... it's just that we went out to explore aliens due to some force majeure before, and now we have just returned from traveling!"
Listening to my father's "fresh and refined" theory of racial origins.
The young assistant was dumbfounded. He swallowed:
"But Minister... if the other side detects abnormalities in our DNA and doesn't believe this excuse... what should we do?"
Hear this deadly and realistic soul torture.
The once arrogant Native leader who lurked at the top of human society weakly raised his head and looked at the gorgeous ceiling of the office:
"What the hell should we do?"
"I have no choice! I can't fight and fight, and I can't run away! What else can I do except hypnotize myself into being a human being?!"
Assistant"..."
Inside the spacious and luxurious Special Events Processing Department office.
The two Native looked at each other without saying a word, but could only shed a thousand tears.
"Send my orders..."
After a full five minutes, the minister wiped away his tears and solemnly issued Native Race the most spineless highest order for survival in history:
"Notify all Native compatriots lurking in Japan."
"From tomorrow on, we will be the most law-abiding citizens in Japan! We must walk on zebra crossings when we go out. We must not litter, and when we see old Grandmother crossing the road, we must help him! If anyone dares to expose his supernatural ability and attract the attention of the murderous god, I don't need Ultraman to take action. I will personally take people to clean up the door!"
"As long as we pretend that "human beings" are perfect enough, even Light Giant will never find a reason to kill good people who abide by the law!"
"It's... minister! I'll do it right away!"