Sobu High School,[All-Heavens Rescue Club] activity room.
Lin Xiao slumped on the exclusive sofa without any image, holding a can of ice-cold Karaku in his hand, enjoying this rare quiet time without Monster.
Beside the long table, Yukino was flipping through a thick original masterpiece, Eriri was biting a paintbrush and wearing headphones while working on the manuscript, Ai Haibara was holding a cup of hot tea and sipping it, and Miko was obediently sorting out the club supplies bought yesterday.
On the wall of the activity room, the TV that was usually only watched when disaster warnings were playing was currently showing the regular midday news.
However, as the show continued to play, the scenes on TV suddenly began to look weird.
["Good afternoon, viewers. Next, I will give you a set of political news."]
TV picture everything.
I saw that at the ruins destroyed by Chiba Prefecture Monster, the senior cabinet officials of Japan who liked to play football and speak in official accents were all now wearing extremely simple work clothes!
The person taking the lead is none other than Minister [Special Disaster Event Processing Department]!
I saw this big man holding a shovel and helping to clear the bricks in the ruins.
Facing the reporter's camera, the minister not only did not put on airs, but was heartbroken and even shouted into the microphone with tears in his eyes:
"Dear citizens! The disaster of Monster has taught us a painful lesson!"
"Our government's previous work efficiency was too low! This is our dereliction of duty! Just this morning, the cabinet has passed the Chiba Prefecture post-disaster reconstruction appropriation bill!"
"The funds will be transferred to the accounts of the people affected by the disaster this afternoon! There will be no delay for a minute!"
As soon as these words came out, the reporters in front of the TV were dumbfounded.
But the minister's performance was not over yet. He turned around suddenly, pointed at the earth and sky behind him, and roared at the top of his lungs in a tone that seemed like he was making some kind of fanatical religious oath:
"Not only rebuilding! We also need to reflect very deeply!"
"Mother Earth gave birth to us, nature is so great and compassionate! From today on, our country will introduce the most stringent environmental protection law in history!"
"Who dares to litter, who dares to pollute the environment, who dares to destroy every plant and tree in Mother Earth! That is the public enemy of all mankind! I will definitely lead the police to arrest him and sentence him to a severe sentence! We must use the most sincere heart to care for this planet!!!"
As the minister roared, the row of senior officials behind him bowed ninety degrees in unison and shouted in unison:
"Protect the Earth! Truth, goodness and beauty are with us!!!"
"..."
In the activity room.
Yukino's hand turning over the book stopped abruptly in mid-air.
Eriri even took off his headphones and stared at the TV screen like he was watching a ghost movie.
Ai Haibara almost spit out the hot tea in his mouth.
The whole room fell into absolute silence for half a minute.
"Lin Xiao classmate..."
Yukino turned his head with difficulty, his eyes, which were always wise and cold, were filled with confusion and doubt at this moment. "Have our country's politicians... been collectively lowered?"
"Take the lead in digging soil from the ruins? Are you even going to do some extreme earth environmental protection?"
"This is simply more unbelievable than the destruction of the world tomorrow." Ai Haibara put down the tea cup and looked at the senior officials on the screen with a look that looked like a retard. "And if you look at the eyes of the leading minister, his whole body was shaking when he spoke. It's like... he was forced to recite his lines."
"That's right! This is too fake!" Eriri rubbed the goosebumps on his arms, "How come these profit-seeking old foxes suddenly turned into such passionate environmental protection virgins?"
Listening to the extremely accurate complaints from three girls with high IQs.
Lin Xiao, who was sitting on the sofa, silently put down the can of Karaku in his hand.
He looked at the sweaty head of the special department on the TV screen who was crazily preaching "Mother Earth is so great" and raised his eyebrows slightly.
"There is indeed something wrong..."
Lin Xiao muttered in his heart. As Executor of the earth, he instinctively closed his eyes and felt the will feedback of this earth.
What surprised him was that Mother Earth not only showed no rejection or hostility towards the fake-smiling politicians on TV, but also had a strange sense of appreciation for "these young men are very efficient at their work and I am very satisfied"?!
Lin Xiao opened his eyes and carefully looked at the post-disaster reconstruction progress report scrolling below the news.
The supplies were distributed in full, the infrastructure team was assembled within five minutes, and the refugee resettlement efficiency was fully improved... These people are really sincere and can even be said to be working hard to do practical things!
There is no bureaucratic procrastination in the past! There is no nonsense! The execution is so high that it is simply not something that a group of human politicians can do!
"What the hell?"
Lin Xiao's brain was running rapidly, and a tangled logical chain instantly closed the loop perfectly in his mind!
"Kamen Rider's Worm meteorite... high-level department... no hostility in vital signs... and this abnormal and terrifying desire to survive..."
"Fuck!"
"These high-ranking officials who take the lead in putting on a show on TV and risk their lives to do real things... are all [Native] who fell to the earth thirty-five years ago!!!"
The case is solved! The whole case is solved!
Because they are basically alien bugs that mimic humans!
Why have they suddenly become "the most law-abiding and efficient moral models in Japan" and "extreme environmentalists" now?
It must be because I fired a Photon Ice Blade in outer space in front of everyone Japan, and turned the Worm that came from afar into ashes together with the kilometer-meter meteorite!
These Natives lurking on the earth are absolutely terrified! I am afraid that one day I, the "Earth's Will", will see through their disguise with my clairvoyant eyes and crush them as space garbage!
Therefore, not only did they try their best to pretend to be human beings, but in order to please "Light Giant" and "Earth's Will", they directly started to take the lead in rolling up [Truth, Goodness and Beauty]! And because they worked so hard and did things so quickly, they actually got the "Excellent Employee Certification" from Mother Earth?!
"Hahahahahaha!!!"
After thinking about all this, Lin Xiao couldn't hold it in any longer, so he fell directly on the sofa and burst into a frenzied the Batman Who Laughs.
"It's amazing! These bugs are so talented!"
Lin Xiao laughed so hard that tears came out.
What does it mean to subjugate the enemy without fighting? I didn't even look for them. These alien monsters lurking at the highest level of mankind were suddenly frightened by their own ray of light and turned into the most honest, most efficient, and most environmentally friendly public servants in Japan!
Watching Lin Xiao rolling on the sofa laughing.
Yukino, Eriri, and Ai Haibara collectively looked at him as if they were mentally ill.
"What's wrong with him?" Eriri curled his lips in disgust.
"Obviously, our great and evil Minister seems to know the real reason why these politicians suddenly have a "consciousness"."