Kaguya Shinomiya's bold "reverse solicitation" was like a depth bomb, detonating directly in the rest area of the children's clothing store!
"Shinomiya, if you use money and status to measure our [All-Heavens Rescue Club] minister, your vision is too superficial."
Yukino stood up gracefully and stood in front of Lin Xiao: "Lin Xiao classmate is our Sobu High School, we don't need you Shuchiin Academy to worry about."
"That's it! You woman who smells like copper, stay away from him!" Eriri also instantly reached a "united front" with Yukino, grabbing Lin Xiao's right arm like a fierce and cute little tiger guarding its food.
Look at Yukino who is blocking the front and Eriri who is dragging him, and then look at Kaguya Shinomiya who is smiling more and more dangerously across from him.
Lin Xiao's back was completely soaked with cold sweat.
Help! Is this a scene that Light Giant can handle?! The combined aura of these three women is ten thousand times more terrifying than Five King plus Boros!
In desperation, Lin Xiao decisively called out Myriad Worlds Chat Group in his mind!
[He Is Simply God]: "@All members!!! Come to the rescue!!! Urgent emergency!!!"
[He Is Simply God]: "Who is in trouble over there?! Whether it's the villain or the kitten that can't get off the tree! Send me a distress signal quickly! I need to disappear from this world immediately!!!"
[The Shut-In Princess of Eientei]: "Hahahaha! I can tell with my toes that the group leader has definitely fallen into the extremely tragic Shura field of female high school students!"
[The Underdog Who Wants to Be Hokage]: "Ah? But brother Lin Xiao, we Konoha are very peaceful now... Otherwise, I said that I dropped the ramen on the floor, please come and help me pick it up?"
[He Is Simply God]: "What kind of cosmic crisis is picking up ramen! Find an excuse that concerns the survival of the world!!!"
[Snow Queen of the Service Club]:"????"
In the real world. Just when the fire Yakumi of Eriri and Kaguya Shinomiya is about to reach its peak.
Lin Xiao's face suddenly changed in an exaggerated way! He took a breath of cold air, and his eyes were as big as a bell, as if he had heard some horrific news that could destroy the entire universe!
"What?!"
Lin Xiao yelled into the void in an extremely artificial manner, and then looked around at the three beautiful girls in front of him with a "heavy and tragic" face.
"Lin...Lin Xiao?" Eriri was confused by his sudden change of expression.
"I'm sorry, everyone." Lin Xiao covered his chest in pain, and said righteously in a vicissitudes of tone as if he was about to die heroically at any moment:
"I just received an extreme high energy alert!" "Gotham City's Joker stole the True Magic girl's Grief Seed, and actually went to Konoha to release Ten-Tails! Now even Soul Society's Aizen has been hijacked by the remnants of Boros!!!"
"The laws of the entire multiverse are collapsing! As Executor of Nature's Will, I must go immediately to save the people!"
As soon as these words came out.
"..." The atmosphere in the entire children's clothing store fell into an extremely long and extremely strange silence.
Yukino Yukinoshita:"???"
Sawamura·Eriri:"???"
Kaguya Shinomiya:"???"
The three daughters stared blankly at Lin Xiao who was talking about running away. No, even if you want to run away, can you make up a slightly logical reason?!
Joker stole the seed of girl True Magic and went to the ninja village to release Monster?! This is a crappy script written by a third-rate screenwriter who escaped from some mental hospital!!! Do you think our IQ is a negative number!!!
"Lin Xiao!!! You talk nonsense..." Eriri was so angry that he was about to run away on the spot.
But Lin Xiao didn't give them any time to react!
Lin Xiao roughly slapped Black Card on the table,
"You guys have a nice walk around, I'm leaving first"
"Wha--!" In the eyes of the three eldest ladies, they looked in disbelief.
Lin Xiao's feet even made a sound of air explosion! He was like a violent tornado, and at a speed that made Usain Bolt cry when he looked at it, he instantly disappeared into the vast crowd of Ginza!
From acting to escaping, the whole process was done in one go, smoothly and in less than three seconds!
The children's clothing store was left with a messy air all over the floor.
"..."
Kaguya Shinomiya's face, which originally maintained an elegant smile, was twitching violently at this moment. "He... he actually used such an excuse that was extremely insulting to people's intelligence to... run away in front of me?"
Yukino Yukinoshita took a deep breath and suppressed her urge to pull out the knife with great difficulty. She walked to Eriri, looked at the direction in which Lin Xiao was running away, and said through gritted teeth:
"Sawamura, classmate, let's put aside today's personal grudges for now."
Eriri was so angry that she almost burst into tears. Her golden twin tails danced wildly in the air. "I will use a compass to poke a hundred holes in his face tomorrow!!!"
Look at the two young ladies Chiba Prefecture who instantly formed a "united front".
Kaguya Shinomiya opened the folding fan gracefully and covered half of his face, but the desire to win in his eyes burned to the extreme.
"Interesting... you actually escaped from the scene in this way, Lin Xiao, you successfully aroused my strong interest!"
However.
Just when these three top ladies were brewing murderous intent and desire to win because of Lin Xiao's "escape".
"Woo woo woo... so touching... so great..."
Behind the three of them, there was suddenly a burst of pious sobs.
Yukino, Eriri and Kaguya all lowered their heads.
I saw Miko Yotsuya skillfully clasping her hands together in front of her chest at some unknown time. She looked in the direction of the shopping mall gate where Lin Xiao escaped, and her whole person exuded an extremely sacred and fanatical radiance:
"It turns out that somewhere we don't know, the multiverse is already facing such a terrifying crisis..."
"Even if Joker snatches the seed of girl True Magic and releases Ten-Tails, and still has to rescue the kidnapped Aizen... This kind of ultimate disaster sounds desperate, but God still chooses to bear it all silently alone!"
"Master Lin Xiao! Please come back safely! Faithful girl Miko Yotsuya, I am willing to use my pocket money for half a year to pray to Nature's Will to bless you with prosperous military fortune!!!"
"..."
The three smart young ladies stared at the black-haired girl on the ground as if they were rare alien creatures.
"Yotsuya classmate..."
Yukino took a deep breath and rubbed his throbbing temples with difficulty. There was a deep sense of powerlessness in his voice:
"You... you can't really believe that shabby excuse that even a third-rate Internet writer wouldn't dare to make up, right?"
"Huh?"
Miko raised his head, with tears on his face, and asked innocently and confidently:
"Why don't you believe it? How could there be any lies in what God said! That bad guy named Joker must be extremely cruel!
As soon as these words came out.
Yukino closed his eyes in despair.
Eriri covered his face in pain and let out the most helpless cry today:
"It's hopeless... This club is completely hopeless!!!"
"This club member has been completely brainwashed into a cult with no IQ!!!"
Kaguya Shinomiya, who was standing aside, looked at the ridiculous internal ecology of the society, and the corner of his mouth twitched violently twice.
She originally thought Lin Xiao was a scheming multinational boss.
But now look at these outrageous "fanatic believers" under his command...
This Shinomiya Group eldest lady had serious doubts about her "intelligence analysis ability" for the first time in her life.
"Haasaka..."
Kaguya Shinomiya turned his head and looked at his all-powerful maid who also had black lines on her head, with a hint of exhaustion in her tone:
"Go check it out... Are there really such things as Joker, True Magic girls and Konoha in this world?"
"Miss, if you really believe it, then I suggest Shinomiya Group make an appointment with the best neurologist in Japan for you immediately."